335d re-map. Wow!

E92Fan · 12-06-2007, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Not as though you've never been before huh Tony

I know Stringfellows & Spearmint, but where's sophisticats?

Wouldn't know what you're talking about..?

My only involvement with such establishments was when I retrained the Stringfellows bar staff a few months ago. All completely innocent you understand. The training course took four days, and I didn't stretch it out at all. Well, maybe a teeny weeny little bit, but I had to ensure that standards were being met. I swear on my life, I didn't look at any of the girls' eyes, not even once

!!!

oh and ps.. sophisticats is on Marylebone Lane, just off Cavendish Square...

EDIT: I looked that up on Google

beemerbird · 12-06-2007, 03:09 PM

Tony, I hope Nat doesn't read this, else your balls will be on the menu

E92Fan · 12-06-2007, 03:12 PM

Fortunately for me, she knows all about it, as she was there too training the floor staff (no, not THAT sort of floor staff, the waitresses!!!!) Although I have heard rumours that Nat received some training herself, though she hasn't admitted anything or shown me anything yet either!!!!

beemerbird · 12-06-2007, 03:19 PM

Oooh errr !!!!

Gibbo · 12-06-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Possibly more than you could handle?

A 3 35D is pretty good before the upgrade.

beemerbird · 12-06-2007, 03:30 PM

Gibbo, I was always led to believe that more than a handful is a waste

Hotcoupe · 12-06-2007, 03:40 PM

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beemerbird Gibbo, I was always led to believe that more than a handful is a waste

A good gauge is the mouth,you were misled Helen

beemerbird · 12-06-2007, 03:42 PM

I did honestly think that Ian, but was told it was the hand......knew I was right all along

Steve A · 12-06-2007, 04:30 PM

Helen welcome to the fold

scotw · 12-07-2007, 12:39 AM

Well done Helen, hope you enjoy your new power to move the earth rapidly....

squeezebm · 12-07-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

I can understand why - I think it is a stunning car.

Had a go in a couple of AM V8's to play in and they are the nuts

,but there is talk of an S version coming out next year to give it the POWER it really needs/deserves

best wait 'till then

dxb335d · 12-07-2007, 08:48 AM

Congratulations Helen of the re-mapwah!

Lst nights work do was HILARIOUS.. was awesome.. got there for 7pm and didn tget home till 2.30!

Just cost me the train ticket!!

was absolutely smashed to smitherenes. Had my ear licked.. and a collegue dropped his cacks and got his donkey cock out which was funny, had a massive argument with some biatch on the train home after i was ripping it out of a mate, she thought she could start hurling abuse at me, the bird next to her loved it and was larfing her head off, but even tho i was mullered i outwitted the mouthy cow and all my work mates were cracking up

awesome night, just cant believe how packed the last train out of london was.. couldnt sit down!!

a severely hung over carlos

remmib · 12-07-2007, 10:51 AM

I'm used to a 320d and have only tried a 335d one time, and thought that was awesome. I cant imagine how 350bhp and 700 Nm feels

Oli · 12-07-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by remmib

I'm used to a 320d and have only tried a 335d one time, and thought that was awesome. I cant imagine how 350bhp and 700 Nm feels

Fast!

dxb335d · 12-07-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OliH

Fast!

is it slower when carrying bodies

Z4 Beemer · 12-07-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

is it slower when carrying bodies

Depends whether they are alive or dead

beemerbird · 12-07-2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

Helen welcome to the fold

Steve, didn't know you'd had yours done. When was that then?

beemerbird · 12-07-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by remmib

I'm used to a 320d and have only tried a 335d one time, and thought that was awesome. I cant imagine how 350bhp and 700 Nm feels

I think OliH sums it up very well.

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Originally Posted by OliH

Fast!

You weren't kidding were you

Oli · 12-07-2007, 01:09 PM

BB, How are you finding the re-map - blown that little orange bulb yet? Have you driven it with the DTC off yet, its far easier, without the traction interferring all the time?!

beemerbird · 12-07-2007, 01:20 PM

I'm certainly impressed by the overall power gain, across the whole spectrum as it were. Unfortunately today, I've only driven the daily 22 miles commute so not much chance or trying things out. Tomorrow is another day though

I will try your suggestion of switching off the DTC as yesterday post re-map, it was flashing alot. Mind you the roads were a tad greasy.

dxb335d · 12-07-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

I'm certainly impressed by the overall power gain, across the whole spectrum as it were. Unfortunately today, I've only driven the daily 22 miles commute so not much chance or trying things out. Tomorrow is another day though

I will try your suggestion of switching off the DTC as yesterday post re-map, it was flashing alot. Mind you the roads were a tad greasy.

Just make sure you dont end up thru the hedge backwards

beemerbird · 12-07-2007, 01:25 PM

Didn't know you cared Carlos - how sweet of you.

Anyhow, have you recovered from last night & are ready for tomorrow?

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