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      06-07-2011, 11:44 AM   #1
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FloridaBimmer: Funny quotes to turn that frown upside down!

Saw this in another forum. Could be good to share some funny stuff we've heard throughout life.

1. Have you ever noticed that " lol " looks like someone drowning...

2. Going to Mcdonalds and getting a salad is like going to a hooker and asking for a hug
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