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      06-03-2018, 03:20 PM   #1
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What do you do to get your partner in the mood?

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She’s in a mood when I come home...
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I tell her that if I don’t get any, I will jerk my dick in public around her and embarrass her into oblivion.
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whisper sweet nothings and give her $300.
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I tell her she's in the mood.
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Pour her a drink.

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I tell her husband it’s my turn
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Slap her in the ass and tell her she's next.
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Tell her you're going to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. Then bang her 3 times and punch her in the face.
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Depends of what kind of mood .
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She’s ready right at 2:15 when the bell rings
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Get her drunk. I like this topic,
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LOL this thread shows how sick we all are...............or maybe not
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She’s ready right at 2:15 when the bell rings
I hear nothing...
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My partner Rosy?
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My partner Rosy?
Careful...................lefty and righty will get jealous
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I blind-fold her and start whipping
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I wasn’t sure if this was a real thread...
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