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Sara · 06-29-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Shit I'm 5'7 between 195-210lbs... but you can chalk up another 8.5 inches to that when Mr. Happy gets all pumped for his work out.. Nothing wrong with being short, we tend to make up for it in may other ways..

I wear heels. I like my guy to still be taller than me when I wear my valentinos. Im shallow!

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Dude... Do we need to remind you how long you cried?

Okay that was a lil mean and uncalled for... I feel somewhat bad...

How's Diego?

haha well played

Difference is, I dated that girl for two years and COULD see myself spending a lifetime with her. First breakup...always the most difficult.

It's awesome here! Never want to leave!

Delta0311 · 06-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Mr. Boston is a runner and gym guy. So I guess I'll start running the Boston Marathons with him.

Baby steps.. Maybe try running down the block and back before you try and go all major leagues over there.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Damn how big was he?

Ima smack you

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude WTF happened to your matches?

The retarded chick?

Sara · 06-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Baby steps.. Maybe try running down the block and back before you try and go all major leagues over there.

Shit I get out of breath just running up stairs!

Delta0311 · 06-29-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Ima smack you

Oh you tease...

shoei · 06-29-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by shoei

Dude... Do we need to remind you how long you cried?

Okay that was a lil mean and uncalled for... I feel somewhat bad...

How's Diego?

haha well played

Difference is, I dated that girl for two years and COULD see myself spending a lifetime with her. First breakup...always the most difficult.

It's awesome here! Never want to leave!

Are you there permanently or just visiting I can't remember?

Check out hash house a go-go if only for the portions of food... It's hilarious... Decent brunches too...

Extraordinary deserts if you have a sweet tooth... That place will make you a diabetic...

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Shit I get out of breath just running up stairs!

That's because you're not eating your nutrients from the egg yolks, Sara.

1MOREMOD · 06-29-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You were on the touristy side drinking fuzzy navels and getting pedicures!

No that was belize. Saw armed gaurds at gas stations and stuff in Guatemala, hiked in the jungle and monkeys tried to poop on us.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Shit I get out of breath just running up stairs!

That's because you're not eating your nutrients from the egg yolks, Sara.

Just an example... Although I heard it was better before they started expanding everywhere... Such is life...

I saw their chicken pot pie once... It's the size of a basin that you bathe a baby in, lol...

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 11:47 AM

Whatthefuckshoei.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Whatthefuckshoei.

Chicken and waffles man... Chicken and waffles...

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 11:49 AM

It looks like the result of a surgical procedure trainwreck.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It looks like the result of a surgical procedure trainwreck.

Portions man, the portions !!

Found an old pic... Look at the size of the damn plate!! Ex was 5'7 so not a tiny girl...

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, the intake doesn't seem to be an issue for you (unless you're trying to consume healthier fare, which is always a good thing, but nothing really sticks to you anyway. Lol). It's more along the lines of building strength/definition. Unless you want some of what I cook, which would be totally understandable, since you're always asking for some.

Then again, some girls have a phobia of "looking like men" and stay away from gyms/weights, which is kinda silly, but to each her own. Lol.

My daily intake.

Starbucks and a donut

Hard boiled egg

Gumbo for lunch or chicken nuggets

cookies for snacks

dinner is whatever I feel like ordering from Panera Bread.

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It looks like the result of a surgical procedure trainwreck.

Wait... You talking about the food or some chick?

Delta0311 · 06-29-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

LOL I agree. Plus she doesn't do shit all day anyway.. Should have plenty of time to cook and learn to cook.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

I do not deserve to be a size 0

Axius · 06-29-2016, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No that was belize. Saw armed gaurds at gas stations and stuff in Guatemala, hiked in the jungle and monkeys tried to poop on us.

Two girls one monkey? Sounds like the start of a porno.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Portions man, the portions !!

Found an old pic... Look at the size of the damn plate!! Ex was 5'7 so not a tiny girl...

Shit! Breakfast at the cheesecake factory?

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

LOL I agree. Plus she doesn't do shit all day anyway.. Should have plenty of time to cook and learn to cook.

LOL, old habits die hard.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by shoei

Portions man, the portions !!

Found an old pic... Look at the size of the damn plate!! Ex was 5'7 so not a tiny girl...

Shit! Breakfast at the cheesecake factory?

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

LOL I agree. Plus she doesn't do shit all day anyway.. Should have plenty of time to cook and learn to cook.

LOL, old habits die hard.

No the same place where you frowned upon the chicken and waffles... I think this was sans chicken lol... There was a subsequent picture after at one point where the aftermath of me inhaling all the food was captured... Wasn't pretty... I asked for a hospital at one point to have my stomach pumped...

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