Tinder/Dating Apps

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 04:44 PM

It's funny because it's like, she's white and Korean, neither of which are known for their curves. But she's curvy.

She's definitely in a gang.

EDIT: I'm fucking dead at the "and maybe if you're weird, you can fap to it" LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 04:45 PM

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I heard a song about her while I drove to my work today and stored it .
I'm looking to post it for her at the right moment ...

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's funny because it's like, she's white and Korean, neither of which are known for their curves. But she's curvy.

She's definitely in a gang.

EDIT: I'm fucking dead at the "and maybe if you're weird, you can fap to it" LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

She is very intriguing.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 04:53 PM

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She is very intriguing.

If you find her intriguing, then she must be.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 04:54 PM

Also, stuff like this is crazy. Wonder how many people it actually pulls?

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 04:58 PM

And this one comes with its own watermark.

mrmoua2u · 06-29-2016, 05:01 PM

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Lol I work way too much to pull women off the street. And if you think an M is a car that gets women, you definitely need to reexamine that statement. M's ain't shit man LOL. BMW's are basic.

I don't let women see what I drive, anyway. Substance is key, my friend. Substance.

Never said the M was the shit bro, I know that there are better machine out there. If you need an app to pick up some chick, maybe reexamine your ''pick up" or "hitting lines" Cheers

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 05:01 PM

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And this one comes with its own watermark.

What dafaq hahaha

Banana Hammock · 06-29-2016, 05:04 PM

The 2nd one makes me cringe.

Actually, they both do.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmoua2u

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol I work way too much to pull women off the street. And if you think an M is a car that gets women, you definitely need to reexamine that statement. M's ain't shit man LOL. BMW's are basic.

I don't let women see what I drive, anyway. Substance is key, my friend. Substance.

Never said the M was the shit bro, I know that there are better machine out there. If you need an app to pick up some chick, maybe reexamine your ''pick up" or "hitting lines" Cheers

Lol I'll keep it in mind bro.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:05 PM

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The 2nd one makes me cringe.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:06 PM

I think she forgot the alien head emoji. Got damn boy.

Forehead looking like it need some helium let out that bitch.

Banana Hammock · 06-29-2016, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmoua2u

Never said the M was the shit bro, I know that there are better machine out there. If you need an app to pick up some chick, maybe reexamine your ''pick up" or "hitting lines" Cheers

Are you that guy that parks your car on a street with heavy foot traffic then stands next to it while making inappropriate comments at anyone that's remotely female?

smoosh · 06-29-2016, 05:08 PM

Looks like she's rubbing a crystal ball in her head in the first picture using her mind

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 05:08 PM

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The 2nd one makes me cringe.

She has a fivehead!

Banana Hammock · 06-29-2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I think she forgot the alien head emoji. Got damn boy.

Forehead looking like it need some helium let out that bitch.

She straight up looks like Mandark from Dexter's Lab.

sterile stork · 06-29-2016, 05:11 PM

Verbiage these snapchat filters have gotten out of hand :P

shoei · 06-29-2016, 05:14 PM

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Meeting a chick tonight. Kinda average looks-wise, seems very intelligent and sweet

Sometimes, looks fall second to personality.

.....said no one ever.

Just kidding I'm totally not shallow.

...

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:15 PM

I'm not sure if that's a filter, Mr. Stork.

That right there looks like a nuclear warhead.

She said she wasn't into nastiness, but she's the one with the Lordhead? Looking like Voldemort out here smh.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:17 PM

Lol where's Sara.

Banana Hammock · 06-29-2016, 05:17 PM

Swipe to the right and ask her if she was a C-Section baby.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 05:18 PM

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Swipe to the right and ask her if she was a C-Section baby.

Enquiring minds want to know.

You're just gonna go straight for the head, aren't you.

06-29-2016, 04:44 PM	#2685
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	It's funny because it's like, she's white and Korean, neither of which are known for their curves. But she's curvy. She's definitely in a gang. EDIT: I'm fucking dead at the "and maybe if you're weird, you can fap to it" LOLOLOLOLOLOL. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 04:54 PM	#2689
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Also, stuff like this is crazy. Wonder how many people it actually pulls? Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 04:58 PM	#2690
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	And this one comes with its own watermark. Attached Images __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 05:04 PM	#2693
Banana Hammock Beefcake 3769 Rep 711 Posts Drives: NA Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	The 2nd one makes me cringe. Actually, they both do.
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06-29-2016, 05:06 PM	#2696
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I think she forgot the alien head emoji. Got damn boy. Forehead looking like it need some helium let out that bitch. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 05:08 PM	#2698
smoosh fight me bro 2212 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Looks like she's rubbing a crystal ball in her head in the first picture using her mind
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06-29-2016, 05:11 PM	#2701
sterile stork coupe la goon 372 Rep 1,635 Posts Drives: green, black, white Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: pdx iTrader: (26) Garage List 2011 BMW 1M Coupe [10.00] 2013 BMW M3 Coupe [10.00] 2010 BMW 535i xDriv ... [0.00] 2008 BMW M3 Coupe ( ... [0.00]	Verbiage these snapchat filters have gotten out of hand :P
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06-29-2016, 05:15 PM	#2703
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I'm not sure if that's a filter, Mr. Stork. That right there looks like a nuclear warhead. She said she wasn't into nastiness, but she's the one with the Lordhead? Looking like Voldemort out here smh. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 05:17 PM	#2704
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Lol where's Sara. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-29-2016, 05:17 PM	#2705
Banana Hammock Beefcake 3769 Rep 711 Posts Drives: NA Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	Swipe to the right and ask her if she was a C-Section baby. Inquiring minds want to know.
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