OT: One for the players out there..

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 11:25 AM

About to pick up the miswah's sista... she is 21 and very nice

any subtle hints i can give her to let her know id love to bone her, witout obviosuly dropping myself in it

Carlos

NFS · 09-28-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

About to pick up the miswah's sista... she is 21 and very nice

any subtle hints i can give her to let her know id love to bone her, witout obviosuly dropping myself in it

Carlos

Wear the blue tanktop and offer to let her have a go on your dipstick.

peterg1965 · 09-28-2007, 11:42 AM

Carlos, you had better hope and pray that the 'miswah' (Is that a quaint essex colloquialism for 'my bird'?) doesn't read this forum!

If she finds out about your 'intentions' for her sister she will probably grab a brillo pad and do this

on the paintwork of your dad's 335d

NathanJT · 09-28-2007, 11:48 AM

Lets print this out and do a leaflet drop!!!

Then again, can she read?

Oh and,

I feel a public comparison is needed!

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 12:23 PM

i will get pics tonignt, and you guys know i was only joking

mjh93sa · 09-28-2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

Wear the blue tanktop and offer to let her have a go on your dipstick.

Hotcoupe · 09-28-2007, 01:01 PM

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any subtle hints i can give her to let her know id love to bone her

Offer to check her levels with your dipstick, ensure the ambient temperature is ok, oh and most important,check the time of month, or your dipstick will give a very dodgy reading!

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Offer to check her levels with your dipstick, ensure the ambient temperature is ok, oh and most important,check the time of month, or your dipstick will give a very dodgy reading!

well she had been running her stables, so she was in her scruffs

still looked HAWT tho

i soooo want to

Hotcoupe · 09-28-2007, 03:08 PM

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still looked HAWT tho

I think the forum members need to see the evidence Carlos.
You promised pics,where are they!

silverbmwz3 · 09-28-2007, 03:35 PM

Just LOL on the train.

I know you meant it Carlos. What's more don't tell me you haven't thought about the miswah plus sistwah scenario

Serjames · 09-28-2007, 03:45 PM

OMG ! :O

Z4 Beemer · 09-28-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Just LOL on the train.

I know you meant it Carlos. What's more don't tell me you haven't thought about the miswah plus sistwah scenario

Rather worryingly, I had also wondered whether Carl had thought about a 3-some?? You know what I mean

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Just LOL on the train.

I know you meant it Carlos. What's more don't tell me you haven't thought about the miswah plus sistwah scenario

you on a train????

i went round there and my miswah asked for a massage, i promptly said ''i aint no massoose'' which was quickly followed by the sistwah sayin.. ohh Carl i could have done with a massage too :sad0147: dropped ma-self in it

i then said '' man im the one who could do with a massage''

sistwah said ooo a sistwah massage for you

Carlos

Serjames · 09-28-2007, 04:26 PM

come on lets see pics pee-wee

peterg1965 · 09-28-2007, 04:26 PM

what does your 'miswah's' mum look like Carlos, if you know what I mean

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 04:27 PM

No One Haha

peterg1965 · 09-28-2007, 04:29 PM

And who might that be then carlotovoyeurlos

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

what does your 'miswah's' mum look like Carlos, if you know what I mean

i look for pic

peterg1965 · 09-28-2007, 04:31 PM

Carlos, was I the only one to see that little 'snap??? tell me who it was. Please...

Hotcoupe · 09-28-2007, 04:32 PM

And we wondered why Carlos wanted to know how to get rid of his web history!!!

Carlos, was I the only one to see that little 'snap??? tell me who it was

Errr no, I saw it

Z4 Beemer · 09-28-2007, 04:32 PM

Whats the Essex term for 'miswah's mum' ?

dxb335d · 09-28-2007, 04:35 PM

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Whats the Essex term for 'miswah's mum' ?

Miswah's old gel

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