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      03-09-2018, 02:01 PM   #23
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My daily crutch. Though I've been told I need to cut down.
Vanilla coke.
That's just as disgusting as my coffee habit!

After I sold Peter, I didn't replace it. I'm absolutely hopeless at replacing things I give names to (I have a washing machine that periodically tries to electrocute me but I see it as a personality issue with my Tommi, after him the spouse banned naming all household appliances and tools, Atahualpa gets mad when he is called just a buzz saw).

It can take years to replace something i love. It's completely pathetic. The last time before I sold Peter it took me almost seven years to buy a toy again since Ronald, named after Reagan btw was such a lovable creature but since now two years in I already am looking at paints sometimes, I assume I could snap out of this soon.
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I don't know how one would use the same towel to a car and kitchen. I mean I do both, cars and kitchens and that's a big no. Cars have feelings.

This is family security!
Wait! Your profile says you don't own a car.
We still aren't positive she owns a kitchen either
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We still aren't positive she owns a kitchen either
You're mean today!

the problem is the kitchen my mean family tries to make me build.

I have the weirdest relationship with money. I don't want to spend a cent to a product like the one seen in the op, because I'm clearly too interested in testing it out and then I would have to buy a boat to test that. I really want this one too:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0799...rislicer&psc=1

...and I can't buy it because it would make meals and salads look too industrial and then I couldn't eat them since all store bought meals disgust me too much.

Life is hard when you're weird.



...and I think I can make fun of RD for drinking vanilla coke. Jeez
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I can't seem to stop modding my cars or buying new ones
I also might be addicted to chocolate. I just ordered a case+ of the Russell Stover PB Easter eggs. My crack!
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I also might be addicted to chocolate. I just ordered a case+ of the Russell Stover PB Easter eggs. My crack!
I avoid chocolate in all forms (hippie) but I have developed an annoying habit of eating a kilo of sweet potatoes per week. The structure is crack when they're raw.
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Here's a twist on the question...

My perceived weird needs by others.

1> Insisting on a good night kiss before bed
2> A minimum of 3 hugs during the day
3> Hugs which have no apparent reason
4> Insisting on getting a kiss in front of the school in the "kiss and ride"
5> Squeezing my cheeks
6> Ordering my food and food I don't like
7> Saying I love you, yet making me eat food I detest

Yup you got it, my 7 year old daughters list
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I like to spread Nutella all over myself then have it licked off by animals
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I avoid chocolate in all forms (hippie) but I have developed an annoying habit of eating a kilo of sweet potatoes per week. The structure is crack when they're raw.
I have a bag of those sweet potato fries from BJ's in my freezer. Nom nom
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Here's a twist on the question...

My perceived weird needs by others.

1> Insisting on a good night kiss before bed
2> A minimum of 3 hugs during the day
3> Hugs which have no apparent reason
4> Insisting on getting a kiss in front of the school in the "kiss and ride"
5> Squeezing my cheeks
6> Ordering my food and food I don't like
7> Saying I love you, yet making me eat food I detest

Yup you got it, my 7 year old daughters list
Kids are so awful. I wish almost daily that someone would've told me what it would be like to raise kids who have my genes but my husbands brains.
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I also might be addicted to chocolate. I just ordered a case+ of the Russell Stover PB Easter eggs. My crack!
You have a BMW, surely you can afford something nicer than Russell Left-over Even the Reese's PB eggs are far superior. . .
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You have a BMW, surely you can afford something nicer than Russell Left-over Even the Reese's PB eggs are far superior. . .
Sold my BMW long ago so I must be poor now?

RS PB eggs are delicious IMO. The best PB eggs you will ever find are at a small candy store called Aunt Charlotte's in Merchantville, NJ. Went there on the reg as a child. I really need to stop in over the summer. Been too long.
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Lately its been cook books and kitchen stuff for me.

I just got 20lbs of 00 Caputo flour delivered
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getting OH to dress up as Lois Griffin and saying "do me big boy" in the same accent
also in a pinch "Marge Simpson" just love that tall blue hair
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Lately its been cook books and kitchen stuff for me.

I just got 20lbs of 00 Caputo flour delivered
That's totally normal! I know my vegetable guy so well I managed to congratulate him for his 5 years in remission day on the right week!

This thread is dedicated for the things you absolutely need with every cell in your body though you can admit you're being a complete idiot. This thread has already saved me from buying a boat!
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This thread is dedicated for the things you absolutely need with every cell in your body though you can admit you're being a complete idiot. This these has already saved me from buying a boat!
Trust me, when I say 'kitchen stuff' its not a new veggie peeler

This isn't the most expensive item going into the 'kitchen' (but it is very close )
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I like to spread Nutella all over myself then have it licked off by animals
Which animals? It would seem to make a big difference.
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Trust me, when I say 'kitchen stuff' its not a new veggie peeler

This isn't the most expensive item going into the 'kitchen' (but it is very close )
Slicer in my case, and I wouldn't eat the foods I would prepare with it. That's a 20 buck toy I dream about. I need one soooo badly since I've only spent thousands in cooking knives and I actually enjoy slicing stuff.

Come back to talk to me about cooking related expenses after you've build yourself a stone oven, a fire place, a summer kitchen and you start the process of buying onions by sniffing each individual before committing to the sale.

I think we two share a hobby.
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Which animals? It would seem to make a big difference.
Moddie likes salamanders. They have the best sucking teeth he says.
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My daily crutch. Though I've been told I need to cut down.
Vanilla coke.
Am I the only one who doesn't really notice the vanilla in vanilla coke?




To be fair... I also can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi.
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Am I the only one who doesn't really notice the vanilla in vanilla coke?




To be fair... I also can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi.
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DRINK THAT SHIT WHEN WE HAVE ACCESS TO MILK!!!
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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DRINK THAT SHOT WHEN WE HAVE ACCESS TO MILK!!!
I drink more milk/chocolate milk than anything else probably.


Edit: I sound like I'm 5 years old.
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I drink more milk/chocolate milk than anything else probably.


Edit: I sound like I'm 5 years old. :LOL:
I'm going to classify you as a sub human with strong bones from now on. That's a huge promotion from the masses here. I'm a milk racist.
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