HK girl says she likes my Bimmer, what should I do man?

Duhst · 05-21-2010, 12:45 AM

hahahaha i really just read all three pages of this...

awesome!

Wolfman · 05-21-2010, 05:01 AM

Ha, that M3 rich guy senior colleague was seen exiting the parking lot with that girl next to him. He said she's just gorgeous and was an ideal partner for him. Really, I thought, buddy, you have no idea. He had that horny look on his face. Hahaha. I don't think he will be smiling when I tell him about what I know...

Minichamps · 05-21-2010, 10:00 AM

this has proven M3 beats 325i anytime even when it is 'parked'. damn i need one

css · 05-22-2010, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

Ha, that M3 rich guy senior colleague was seen exiting the parking lot with that girl next to him. He said she's just gorgeous and was an ideal partner for him. Really, I thought, buddy, you have no idea. He had that horny look on his face. Hahaha. I don't think he will be smiling when I tell him about what I know...

Wolfman · 05-22-2010, 02:31 AM

NO pictures. Period. Privacy concerns here.

This is not really about the M3 "winning", haha. Why? Hard to believe, but something not totally unexpected thing happened. The next day, that colleague return to work without his M3. Now he always drives his M3 to work. That Kong nui also did'nt turn up and she is nowhere to be seen. I noticed he also have some bruises on his forehead and was in a very grumpy mood. I did'nt want to bug him since he is technically my superior, but I can't resist asking around.

I ask my other colleague. I don't know how much truth in what she told me, but she is usually pretty reliable. Anyway, according to her, rumour has it that after that kong lui gave him some "satisfaction", she was able to convince him to let him drive the M3 around. But it somehow got into a accident while she was driving it. I don't know the details of the accident, but it was serious enough for the M3 to be a total write-off. The Kong lui then just disappeared. The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email. So that would explain why my colleague was in such a nasty mood.

I don't know whether I feel sorry for my rich colleague or not. He is, how do you cantonese called it? A "yee sai joe". He lives off his family's fortunes and got this job because of his family connection, not ability or competence. He's like you know, Timothy Fok's son, that playboy who dates that Chinese diver. My colleague is indeed a playboy anyway, so he got what came to him, in a way.

So, I suppose my 325i is "better" after all, hahaha.

css · 05-22-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

NO pictures. Period. Privacy concerns here.

This is not really about the M3 "winning", haha. Why? Hard to believe, but something not totally unexpected thing happened. The next day, that colleague return to work without his M3. Now he always drives his M3 to work. That Kong nui also did'nt turn up and she is nowhere to be seen. I noticed he also have some bruises on his forehead and was in a very grumpy mood. I did'nt want to bug him since he is technically my superior, but I can't resist asking around.

I ask my other colleague. I don't know how much truth in what she told me, but she is usually pretty reliable. Anyway, according to her, rumour has it that after that kong lui gave him some "satisfaction", she was able to convince him to let him drive the M3 around. But it somehow got into a accident while she was driving it. I don't know the details of the accident, but it was serious enough for the M3 to be a total write-off. The Kong lui then just disappeared. The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email. So that would explain why my colleague was in such a nasty mood.

I don't know whether I feel sorry for my rich colleague or not. He is, how do you cantonese called it? A "yee sai joe". He lives off his family's fortunes and got this job because of his family connection, not ability or competence. He's like you know, Timothy Fok's son, that playboy who dates that Chinese diver. My colleague is indeed a playboy anyway, so he got what came to him, in a way.

So, I suppose my 325i is "better" after all, hahaha.

"gorgeous" girl - 1 : 0 -M3

notabug · 05-23-2010, 01:06 PM

this is hilarious. real life could be so dramatic. so that girl actually change her job and prob go find her next target??!?

jacky822 · 05-23-2010, 06:57 PM

dude.. im in Seattle.. show me that "kong girl" lol

Wolfman · 05-23-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by notabug

this is hilarious. real life could be so dramatic. so that girl actually change her job and prob go find her next target??!?

This whole kong nui business with BMWs is highly unusual and not the norm, I can guarantee you that. Well, it's not the norm in the sense of having a Kong girl that was so highly "proactive" in trying to get rides as well as into the pockets of the owners who drive them.

As for pictures, don't want to get into trouble by showing her actual pic, but to give you an idea, here are two photos which sort of resemble her (and her dress):

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/u...r_girl_bmw.jpg

And this too, her dress resemble this a bit more I think:

http://image.automk.com/media/2007/0...c00667_450.jpg

Minichamps · 05-23-2010, 10:59 PM

The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email.

this story is

Wolfman · 05-23-2010, 11:24 PM

Whatever, that's what I've been told, I said it was a rumour, not saying that's the the complete truth.
I don't care whether you can believe it or not, but I'll stay clear of these kong girls for now.

nismo-gtr · 05-25-2010, 03:14 AM

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=70344

you should read this!

ctgazer · 05-25-2010, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minichamps

The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email.

this story is

+1

how is the OP so familar with all the slang canto terms? being a "gwailo", their grammer leaves much to be desired.

dimisa1977 · 05-25-2010, 06:09 AM

kong grrrrrrl. haha, too funny. never heard that one before.

Wolfman · 05-25-2010, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ctgazer

+1

how is the OP so familar with all the slang canto terms? being a "gwailo", their grammer leaves much to be desired.

My significant other is a local and I've learned alot of the lingo from her. And you can drop your discrimination and prejudice against a foreigner. Yes, I've also learned alot of Chinese in college. That's why I am here, to put my Chinese language training into practice. Surprising that a "gwailo" knows so much eh? You know, hatred and discrimination is really an unhealthy way of seeing the world. I could care less if you don't believe this, because if you don't like it, you can kiss my a**. That's American speak.

N52B30 · 05-25-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctgazer

+1

how is the OP so familar with all the slang canto terms? being a "gwailo", their grammer leaves much to be desired.

+1

On 21 May, the girl was seen hooking up with the M3 bloke...
On 22 May, less than 24 hours later, the accident happened and the car had already been written off...

21 May was a PUBLIC HOLIDAY in Hong Kong. 22 May, Saturday, I doubt if there was anyone at work either.

By the way, it should be "I couldn't care less" and not "I could care less"... a native English/American speaker would never make such a mistake.

Better luck next time, dude!!

Wolfman · 05-25-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by N52B30

+1

On 21 May, the girl was seen hooking up with the M3 bloke...
On 22 May, less than 24 hours later, the accident happened and the car had already been written off...

21 May was a PUBLIC HOLIDAY in Hong Kong. 22 May, Saturday, I doubt if there was anyone at work either.

By the way, it should be "I couldn't care less" and not "I could care less"... a native English/American speaker would never make such a mistake.

Better luck next time, dude!!

Did I say I was writing in chronological order? It's not in order, buddy and I don't work regular hours. I do shifts, know what that means? Funny, why do I get the feeling that you are all so pissed because I won't show you her pic? Grow up boys and act like adults. You are just so jealous you don't have the chance like me right to encounter a hot but a gold-digging lady? Well better luck next time, dude!!

Hedges · 05-25-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

Did I say I was writing in chronological order? It's not in order, buddy and I don't work regular hours. I do shifts, know what that means? Funny, why do I get the feeling that you are all so pissed because I won't show you her pic? Grow up boys and act like adults. You are just so jealous you don't have the chance like me right to encounter a hot but a gold-digging lady? Well better luck next time, dude!!

I'm very pissed and very jealous! Hot guy like you, all these ladies going after you! Damn , What must I do to be like you!!

N52B30 · 05-25-2010, 11:35 AM

No jealousy here, please keep posting your fantasies, so we could all have a good laugh. Excellent work mate, well done!

Bimmer /E93 · 05-25-2010, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nismo-gtr

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=70344

you should read this!

Haha.. This is an interesting thread nismo-gtr...

Minefield · 05-25-2010, 09:31 PM

OP refers to himself as a gwailo. OP is cool.

M_M · 05-25-2010, 10:40 PM

omfg the story and the op's responses really crack me up! I am really jeaious of you too op.

05-21-2010, 12:45 AM	#67
Duhst That Go 119 Rep 7,415 Posts Drives: AW e90 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vegas? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	hahahaha i really just read all three pages of this... awesome! __________________
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05-21-2010, 05:01 AM	#68
Wolfman Second Lieutenant 34 Rep 234 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	Ha, that M3 rich guy senior colleague was seen exiting the parking lot with that girl next to him. He said she's just gorgeous and was an ideal partner for him. Really, I thought, buddy, you have no idea. He had that horny look on his face. Hahaha. I don't think he will be smiling when I tell him about what I know...
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05-21-2010, 10:00 AM	#69
Minichamps First Lieutenant 10 Rep 372 Posts Drives: E91 330i Delivered June 27 '07 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	this has proven M3 beats 325i anytime even when it is 'parked'. damn i need one __________________
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05-22-2010, 02:31 AM	#71
Wolfman Second Lieutenant 34 Rep 234 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	NO pictures. Period. Privacy concerns here. This is not really about the M3 "winning", haha. Why? Hard to believe, but something not totally unexpected thing happened. The next day, that colleague return to work without his M3. Now he always drives his M3 to work. That Kong nui also did'nt turn up and she is nowhere to be seen. I noticed he also have some bruises on his forehead and was in a very grumpy mood. I did'nt want to bug him since he is technically my superior, but I can't resist asking around. I ask my other colleague. I don't know how much truth in what she told me, but she is usually pretty reliable. Anyway, according to her, rumour has it that after that kong lui gave him some "satisfaction", she was able to convince him to let him drive the M3 around. But it somehow got into a accident while she was driving it. I don't know the details of the accident, but it was serious enough for the M3 to be a total write-off. The Kong lui then just disappeared. The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email. So that would explain why my colleague was in such a nasty mood. I don't know whether I feel sorry for my rich colleague or not. He is, how do you cantonese called it? A "yee sai joe". He lives off his family's fortunes and got this job because of his family connection, not ability or competence. He's like you know, Timothy Fok's son, that playboy who dates that Chinese diver. My colleague is indeed a playboy anyway, so he got what came to him, in a way. So, I suppose my 325i is "better" after all, hahaha.
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05-23-2010, 01:06 PM	#73
notabug Private 8 Rep 59 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	this is hilarious. real life could be so dramatic. so that girl actually change her job and prob go find her next target??!?
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05-23-2010, 06:57 PM	#74
jacky822 First Lieutenant 48 Rep 393 Posts Drives: E60 M5 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (2)	dude.. im in Seattle.. show me that "kong girl" lol
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05-23-2010, 10:59 PM	#76
Minichamps First Lieutenant 10 Rep 372 Posts Drives: E91 330i Delivered June 27 '07 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	The phone number my rich colleague tried to call her with was like a fake number or something as was the fake email. this story is __________________
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05-23-2010, 11:24 PM	#77
Wolfman Second Lieutenant 34 Rep 234 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	Whatever, that's what I've been told, I said it was a rumour, not saying that's the the complete truth. I don't care whether you can believe it or not, but I'll stay clear of these kong girls for now.
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05-25-2010, 03:14 AM	#78
nismo-gtr Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 232 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (2)	http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=70344 you should read this!
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05-25-2010, 06:09 AM	#80
dimisa1977 Major 53 Rep 1,139 Posts Drives: BMW Specialist (exhaust) Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2008 BMW [0.00] 2008 BMW [0.00]	kong grrrrrrl. haha, too funny. never heard that one before.
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05-25-2010, 11:35 AM	#85
N52B30 Private 3 Rep 60 Posts Drives: E92, E70, W204 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	No jealousy here, please keep posting your fantasies, so we could all have a good laugh. Excellent work mate, well done! __________________ BMW E92 323i, MY2009, Space Grey, 18"s; BMW E70 X5 xDrive30i, MY2009, Space Grey, 18"s; MB W204 C230 Touring, MY2009, Calcite White, 17"s
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05-25-2010, 09:31 PM	#87
Minefield Colonel 44 Rep 2,730 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Location iTrader: (1)	OP refers to himself as a gwailo. OP is cool.
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05-25-2010, 10:40 PM	#88
M_M Second Lieutenant 9 Rep 224 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Earth iTrader: (0)	omfg the story and the op's responses really crack me up! I am really jeaious of you too op.
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