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      12-07-2017, 09:14 AM   #45
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I was talking to another new chick on POF last night. I ask for her # & she saysno thank you. Why are you carrying on a conversation with me then? DIAF
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I was talking to another new chick on POF last night. I ask for her # & she saysno thank you. Why are you carrying on a conversation with me then? DIAF
Post pic(s) so we can judge.
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Post pic(s) so we can judge.
Too late. I blocked her as soon as I read the message.
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& let's not forget about the ghosting bs. How sad does your life have to be where you exchange numbers, converse & then set dates with people only to vanish? You not only wasted my time, but your own as well. Idiots.
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You really want more pics like what I posted? I don't.
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You really want more pics like what I posted? I don't.
why not... gets some LOLs during work hours..
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      12-08-2017, 01:52 PM   #53
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& let's not forget about the ghosting bs. How sad does your life have to be where you exchange numbers, converse & then set dates with people only to vanish? You not only wasted my time, but your own as well. Idiots.
This.

I've learned a long time ago if a woman won't make time for me, move on to the next one. Fuck being 2nd or 9th choice!
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I'm not sure you can blame online dating. I mean how many women who would meet the OT standards are there in the world period?
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I'm not sure you can blame online dating. I mean how many women who would meet the OT standards are there in the world period?
Dating as a whole is hell, yes.

I just want a woman I'm attracted to that has no kids, a real job, not super nuts, fucks me good & loves me for the asshole that I am.
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been on match for a while, met some good, some bad. a lot of these women are good at concealing their weight. beware of women who only show pics of their faces. I mean I'm tall and slender, you can see that in my profile pics. What makes you think i'm going to be attracted to rolls of fat??
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as we speak i have one of the crazies calling me for the third time today. i blocked her original number so she is using an "unknown caller id" number
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been on match for a while, met some good, some bad. a lot of these women are good at concealing their weight. beware of women who only show pics of their faces. I mean I'm tall and slender, you can see that in my profile pics. What makes you think i'm going to be attracted to rolls of fat??
You should know by now that only face pics = fat. I can count on one hand the times where just face pics did not = fat. I always ask for full pics. The ones that refuse are obviously pigs.

Still lots of fake profiles on Match? I found that to be the case along with most of the same women I see on the free sites.
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Dating as a whole is hell, yes.

I just want a woman I'm attracted to that has no kids, a real job, not super nuts, fucks me good & loves me for the asshole that I am.
Sorry too many requirements there.
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as we speak i have one of the crazies calling me for the third time today. i blocked her original number so she is using an "unknown caller id" number
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Sorry too many requirements there.
Yea, I'm asking for too much wanting a mature adult like myself.
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Yea, I'm asking for too much wanting a mature adult like myself.
Yeah, your asking for a very, very complex equation to be solved: finding one without kids and a good job will==nuts but fuck you. Finding one that will love and fuck you will not have a good job. Finding one without kids, a good job and love you will be a dead fish.

So, you really need to lower your standards. Add in ugly and you might hit if you can tolerate that.
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so i had been talking to that one for at least a month, we finally met up, cute girl, we go out a few times the last being a christmas party last weekend where we basically made out in the bathroom all night I didnt hear from her the day after so i asked whats up and shes back with her ex-boyfriend. i immediately blocked her but she's been trying to get a hold of me ever since, probably out of guilt i'm guessing...
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Dating as a whole is hell, yes.

I just want a woman I'm attracted to that has no kids, a real job, not super nuts, fucks me good & loves me for the asshole that I am.
Jokes, aside it's sad that even the bolded is hard to come by nowadays...

Maybe I'm too young to know for sure, but it seems like chicks (and people in general) were less nutty before the internet and social media.
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Jokes, aside it's sad that even the bolded is hard to come by nowadays...

Maybe I'm too young to know for sure, but it seems like chicks (and people in general) were less nutty before the internet and social media.
Aint that the truth. And the number of women these days who put "being single never married no kids isn't the badge of honor you think it is" - WTF? Being single with three kids to three different fathers isn't a badge of honor either bitch.

Or the classic "I don't know why I'm here" aka "I think I'm way to hot for online dating but for some reason nobody wants to date my fat ass and ugly face".

I know I'm ugly and I own it. The day I got an M3 (and I plan to get a Ferrari in the next 6 months) I swore off dating - nobody wanted to date this ugly bastard before, so anyone who does now must be a gold digger.
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Aint that the truth. And the number of women these days who put "being single never married no kids isn't the badge of honor you think it is" - WTF? Being single with three kids to three different fathers isn't a badge of honor either bitch.

Or the classic "I don't know why I'm here" aka "I think I'm way to hot for online dating but for some reason nobody wants to date my fat ass and ugly face".

I know I'm ugly and I own it. The day I got an M3 (and I plan to get a Ferrari in the next 6 months) I swore off dating - nobody wanted to date this ugly bastard before, so anyone who does now must be a gold digger.
Damn dude that's deep. I don't know your situation, but I've seen good looking women with not so great looking guys, and it didn't involve her being a gold digger. Such girls tend to have good career and were raised with middle class values. All hope 'aint lost.
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