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      12-09-2017, 11:36 AM   #67
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Yeah, your asking for a very, very complex equation to be solved: finding one without kids and a good job will==nuts but fuck you. Finding one that will love and fuck you will not have a good job. Finding one without kids, a good job and love you will be a dead fish.

So, you really need to lower your standards. Add in ugly and you might hit if you can tolerate that.
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      12-09-2017, 12:05 PM   #69
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so i had been talking to that one for at least a month, we finally met up, cute girl, we go out a few times the last being a christmas party last weekend where we basically made out in the bathroom all night I didnt hear from her the day after so i asked whats up and shes back with her ex-boyfriend. i immediately blocked her but she's been trying to get a hold of me ever since, probably out of guilt i'm guessing...
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Aint that the truth. And the number of women these days who put "being single never married no kids isn't the badge of honor you think it is" - WTF? Being single with three kids to three different fathers isn't a badge of honor either bitch.

Or the classic "I don't know why I'm here" aka "I think I'm way to hot for online dating but for some reason nobody wants to date my fat ass and ugly face".

I know I'm ugly and I own it. The day I got an M3 (and I plan to get a Ferrari in the next 6 months) I swore off dating - nobody wanted to date this ugly bastard before, so anyone who does now must be a gold digger.
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      12-09-2017, 12:08 PM   #71
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Jokes, aside it's sad that even the bolded is hard to come by nowadays...

Maybe I'm too young to know for sure, but it seems like chicks (and people in general) were less nutty before the internet and social media.
You are 100% right. Social media & the net have really ruined society. Everyone & their mother thinks their opinion must be heard & that everyone wants to hear it on everything & they are geniuses & they are super awesome & super hot. SMH
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      12-09-2017, 12:19 PM   #72
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im a pretty average looking dude and ive managed to pull some fine women. a lot (most) of women are superficial as fuck but they arent all like that. its a little harder online because they have so many options and make snap judgments based entirely on your appearance but you just gotta make your profile stand out.

and btw, 99% of women couldnt give less of a fuck about your m3. ive never met a girl who was impressed by my car.
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nobody wanted to date this ugly bastard before, so anyone who does now must be a gold digger.
With that attitude, you won't get far in dating. Ugly or not.

But if you're happy with yourself now, you do you, dawg.
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You are 100% right. Social media & the net have really ruined society. Everyone & their mother thinks their opinion must be heard & that everyone wants to hear it on everything & they are geniuses & they are super awesome & super hot. SMH
It is a very sad state of the world, where most of the younger generation and some older generations are obsessed with social media. It has invaded every aspect of life. It has totally taken away from basic human interaction. Thus creating a culture of people who are socially awkward and unengaging. Between YouTube, Twitter, instagram, Facebook, Vloggers, Bloggers....majority of these people want their 10 mins of fame, more subscribers, more followers and more views. I canít even imagine if I still had to be mixing trying to date into that mess. It is definitely more complicated then ever. My wife and I met on match 3.5 years ago but my lord things have changed a lot since then. Hang in there peopl, it canít get much worse!

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That and The Doll Thread are the best ever.
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im a pretty average looking dude and ive managed to pull some fine women. a lot (most) of women are superficial as fuck but they arent all like that. its a little harder online because they have so many options and make snap judgments based entirely on your appearance but you just gotta make your profile stand out.

and btw, 99% of women couldnt give less of a fuck about your m3. ive never met a girl who was impressed by my car.
Yup with dating apps/online dating even average looking chicks have endless options.

When it comes to girls with a decent head on their shoulders who are looking for something long-term, they do care about career, family background, etc. But I've found literally none of that matters when it comes to gaming on Tindering or at bars. The more vapid you are the more success you'll have with these vapid chicks.
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      12-09-2017, 10:03 PM   #79
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Damn dude that's deep. I don't know your situation, but I've seen good looking women with not so great looking guys, and it didn't involve her being a gold digger. Such girls tend to have good career and were raised with middle class values. All hope 'aint lost.
I guess I'm just keeping it real - I have no illusions that I put James Bond to shame when dressed in a suit.
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      12-09-2017, 10:10 PM   #81
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With that attitude, you won't get far in dating. Ugly or not.

But if you're happy with yourself now, you do you, dawg.
I guess I'm happier being self-aware and happier single than delusional and with the wrong person. I've attracted my fair share of women due to my sparkling personality and amazing charm and wit, just not the sorts of women I want to date...

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as we speak i have one of the crazies calling me for the third time today. i blocked her original number so she is using an "unknown caller id" number
That's why I never answer unknown #.....go straight to voicemail
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and btw, 99% of women couldnt give less of a fuck about your m3. ive never met a girl who was impressed by my car.
If only 1% of the women in the dating pool did not care about money. Life would be so much easier. Sure if you look like Brad Pitt a decade ago, the dating life is easy. Also if you have a wallet as big as say Harvey Weinstein maybe women might overlook being a disgusting piece of trash that he was for his money and power. Either way, money wins.
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Damn dude that's deep. I don't know your situation, but I've seen good looking women with not so great looking guys, and it didn't involve her being a gold digger. Such girls tend to have good career and were raised with middle class values. All hope 'aint lost.

Yup. I'm not a model, but I work out everyday to stay in shape and have a decent sense of humor. If you can make a girl laugh, and keep her laughing, the game is yours. Add in a bit of confidence without being an arrogant asshole and the odds are in your favor. And I say game because it really is a game.

People are crazy, you never know what they are looking for. I've seen some of the hottest, well educated chicks dating abusive fat guys with no job because they need validation and don't want to be alone.

I think online dating makes things 100% harder because it is all taking people at face value. I've met chicks online that were so-so in their pictures, but the messages seemed pretty funny. Ended up meeting and they were hotter in person and the personality was icing on the cake.

Also never try to use "devices" to get a girl, such as money, an M3, a boat, talking constantly about how well you are doing in your career, etc. Those will never work, and most women see right through it. Some of the most attractive women I've dated I met when I was broke in college with nothing but my personality to attract them. Most of them are attracted more to the connection you have with the thing than the thing itself. I'll use a boat for example. They don't really care that you have a boat, it's that you are a fun guy who likes going out and doing things, being on the water, living life, etc.

When a friend of mine first bought his BMW before I even knew anything about them, I jokingly asked him if it was a chick magnet. He said don't even get me started, I have more guys coming up to ask me about my car than anything else.
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Personally I like online dating. I met my gf on one international dating website a few years ago. She lived in Odessa, Ukraine at that time but we communicated almost every day and traveled long distance for a while to visit each other. I have sent flowers in Odessa regularly to signify seriousness of intent. Then she ended up moving to be with me. We live together now, so I'd say things went pretty damn well.
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Personally I like online dating. I met my gf on one international dating website a few years ago. She lived in Odessa, Ukraine at that time but we communicated almost every day and traveled long distance for a while to visit each other. I have sent flowers in Odessa regularly to signify seriousness of intent. Then she ended up moving to be with me. We live together now, so I'd say things went pretty damn well.
Congrats on your mail order bride!
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