An Ode To Carlos....

dxb335d · 08-15-2007, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

NFS I have to disagree I really do think Carlos pleasures foxes.

Carlos> I'm gutted you think this was any kind of negativity towards you. I thought from all the laughs (with you, not at you) in the past and my occasional defence of you you'd know it was a friendly banter. We don't think you area knob. We know it. Jus kidding. You are a real character and I think its fair to say the forums are livelier since you've been around. You should be flattered by all the attention. Like Steve implies, I just want to oust the fox.

Carlos must sing!

i might sing, will need to warm uo the vocal chods first

yes i do appreciate the defense matey

i think i took it to heart a little too much

!! it is a good song and well done for doing it!!!:rocks:

did you do it yourself?

Carlos

silverbmwz3 · 08-15-2007, 03:37 AM

Did I do it myself?!

No I paid someone to do it. Now I'm offended !

bells0 · 08-15-2007, 04:01 AM

Jeez thats funny, just spewed coffee over my keyboard!!

New to this forum, but worked out quickly that there is a lot of love for you Carlos

Can't wait to see the video!

silverbmwz3 · 08-15-2007, 04:10 AM

Viv...the gauntlet is down..... challenge Viv... something like this but with Carlos' picture !

red355 · 08-15-2007, 04:12 AM

just watched the YouTube clip and sort of sang along with the new lyrics..excellent work.

silverbmwz3 · 08-15-2007, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red355

just watched the YouTube clip and sort of sang along with the new lyrics..excellent work.

I take it you don't work in an office / you did it in your head!!!!!???
I think we all need something of importance to do in our lives !

red355 · 08-15-2007, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I take it you don't work in an office / you did it in your head!!!!!???
I think we all need something of importance to do in our lives !

I'm at home this week :-)
I planned to do my end of year company accounts in the brief moments when the weather was pants. Nearly finished them yesterday!

Serjames · 08-15-2007, 01:11 PM

I'm having soup tonight...

M3-FAST · 08-15-2007, 01:21 PM

Funny as FCUK

still laughin now!!

andy69 · 08-15-2007, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Also known as e90post UK's love song to Carlos sang to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen should you not know):

Is this the rail leaves?
Is this Fandango, C
Caught in my dad's ride
No escape from p*** takers, see

Open my flies, torch up to the skies and see,
I'm just a rich boy, I beat those slow M3s
Because the diesel come, it can go, at the 'Ring, they don't know...
Anyway the (bi)turbo blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just missed a ban,
Used dad's revs til they reached red, lost his torch and raced a Fed,
Mama, dad's car's so much fun,
But now I've gone and thrashed it all away.

Mama, ooooh, They're so mean and make me cry,
If I don't post again this time tomorrow,
Carrry on, Carry on,
Til the car is left in tatters.

Look mate, my time was done,
Not fourteen secs down the line,
Car was shaking, it's not mine.
Goodbye driving licence, it's got to go,
Gotta chase that Fox's behind and spread the truth......
Mama, ooooh, I don't want to lie,
I sometimes wish my box was not so small.

I see a little silhouetto of a fox,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche I was done by Fandango! (or he's called Carlos Fandango)
Diesel goes like lightning,
Carlos' driving's frightning, "d"
Galileo, (Galileo), Galileo, (Gallileo), Gallileo Fandango, Hisdaddiescar-oh-oh-oh
He's just a rich boy, nobody loves he, he's just a rich boy from a rich family,
Spare his dad's car, a nice E92-d,
Diesel come, It can go, At the 'Ring, They Don't know...
Northern meet? No, we will not let you go!
Let him go?
Northern meet? No, we will not let him go!
Let me go, we will not let you go
Let me go, we will not let you go
No,No,No,No,No,
Oh northern lads, northern lads, northern lads, let him go.
e90post, has a p***-take put aside for me.... for me... for me....

So you think you can race me in your slow M5 ?
So you think you can time me and prove wrong my lies ?
No.... foxy... can't do this to me foxy....
Just gotta get out, just gotta get max revs from gear.

Carlos really matters, anyone can see.
Carlos really matters.... to, errr well, I could say "me" but that would sound camp.

Top Drawer

Gotta be post of the week

vivekk · 08-15-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Viv...the gauntlet is down..... challenge Viv... something like this but with Carlos' picture !

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

i might sing, will need to warm uo the vocal chods first

yes i do appreciate the defense matey

i think i took it to heart a little too much

!! it is a good song and well done for doing it!!!:rocks:

did you do it yourself?

Carlos

Nice work Paul!

I'm up for the challenge- no problem there!

With a few fine images of Car-loss, I'd be able to produce a 'fine' production!

He's pursing his lips, as we speak!

Viv

silverbmwz3 · 08-16-2007, 02:08 AM

What's soup tonight got to do with it?!

andy69 · 08-16-2007, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

NFS I have to disagree I really do think Carlos pleasures foxes.

Carlos> I'm gutted you think this was any kind of negativity towards you. I thought from all the laughs (with you, not at you) in the past and my occasional defence of you you'd know it was a friendly banter. We don't think you area knob. We know it. Jus kidding. You are a real character and I think its fair to say the forums are livelier since you've been around. You should be flattered by all the attention. Like Steve implies, I just want to oust the fox.

Carlos must sing!

Carlos: You are a knob

The others are just pretending so they can hear you sing, then they will piss themselves even more

But you do brighten up this forum with your posts I have got to say

DervFan · 08-16-2007, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

NFS I have to disagree I really do think Carlos pleasures foxes.

Carlos> I'm gutted you think this was any kind of negativity towards you. I thought from all the laughs (with you, not at you) in the past and my occasional defence of you you'd know it was a friendly banter. We don't think you area knob. We know it. Jus kidding. You are a real character and I think its fair to say the forums are livelier since you've been around. You should be flattered by all the attention. Like Steve implies, I just want to oust the fox.

Carlos must sing!

Well said

Viva Carlos Fandango !

vivekk · 08-16-2007, 05:30 PM

Carlosh,

I really hope you'll send me a sample of you singing the song.

Here's an example (wma file 195K) of 'modern' music for you- speeded sample of BoRhap, pitch unaltered, layered onto a background sample running at 129bpm.

Viv

ksfrogman · 08-16-2007, 05:48 PM

Hah, but for some reason I keep getting an image of Wayne's World and an AMC Pacer.

booforty · 07-09-2008, 10:24 AM

Another classic thread we were talking about at our Brooklands Meet that deserves to be revived....

Pure genius!

SoYank · 07-09-2008, 03:18 PM

Gee, déjà vu all over again.

NFS · 07-09-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

Gee, déjà vu all over again.

He never has explained what he was doing in that small box in essex

Carlos Fandango is truly an international man of mystery

Porscha! · 07-09-2008, 05:30 PM

ROFL! Boo thanks for reviving that was very funny lol!

Aw, Carlos don't think they were being nasty ... look at the effort which went into it

booforty · 02-13-2009, 10:00 AM

We really must do a video of this song at UK7!!

(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen) All credit to silverbmwz3 who wrote the words...

Is this the rail leaves?
Is this Fandango, C
Caught in my dad's ride
No escape from p*** takers, see

Open my flies, torch up to the skies and see,
I'm just a rich boy, I beat those slow M3s
Because the diesel come, it can go, at the 'Ring, they don't know...
Anyway the (bi)turbo blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just missed a ban,
Used dad's revs til they reached red, lost his torch and raced a Fed,
Mama, dad's car's so much fun,
But now I've gone and thrashed it all away.

Mama, ooooh, They're so mean and make me cry,
If I don't post again this time tomorrow,
Carrry on, Carry on,
Til the car is left in tatters.

Look mate, my time was done,
Not fourteen secs down the line,
Car was shaking, it's not mine.
Goodbye driving licence, it's got to go,
Gotta chase that Fox's behind and spread the truth......
Mama, ooooh, I don't want to lie,
I sometimes wish my box was not so small.

I see a little silhouetto of a fox,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche I was done by Fandango! (or he's called Carlos Fandango)
Diesel goes like lightning,
Carlos' driving's frightning, "d"
Galileo, (Galileo), Galileo, (Gallileo), Gallileo Fandango, Hisdaddiescar-oh-oh-oh
He's just a rich boy, nobody loves he, he's just a rich boy from a rich family,
Spare his dad's car, a nice E92-d,
Diesel come, It can go, At the 'Ring, They Don't know...
Northern meet? No, we will not let you go!
Let him go?
Northern meet? No, we will not let him go!
Let me go, we will not let you go
Let me go, we will not let you go
No,No,No,No,No,
Oh northern lads, northern lads, northern lads, let him go.
e90post, has a p***-take put aside for me.... for me... for me....

So you think you can race me in your slow M5 ?
So you think you can time me and prove wrong my lies ?
No.... foxy... can't do this to me foxy....
Just gotta get out, just gotta get max revs from gear.

Carlos really matters, anyone can see.
Carlos really matters.... to, errr well, I could say "me" but that would sound camp.

Mr.N · 02-13-2009, 10:10 AM

Superb.
Sat at my desk giggling like a school girl.

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