[DervFan]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

man im 23, i could quite easily bag a good lookin, up up for anything 100% legal 16 yr old without a problem........ there so willing to please aswell

I bet your gf would be chuffed? Perhaps you could work on her for a three-some....or maybe not

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Can I get it from Halfrauds? I thought there's normally AN oil not two different ones?

they said either will be fine

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by DervFan

I bet your gf would be chuffed? Perhaps you could work on her for a three-some....or maybe not

yeah she would kill me

nah id rather hav a 3some with 2 other girls which i have not before slept with, would be far more exciting

[silverbmwz3]

Like this:

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/s...2148&langId=-1

?

If only it said bi-turbo diesel

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Like this:

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/s...2148&langId=-1

?

If only it said bi-turbo diesel

fuck that, thats for like golf turbo diesels, bmw said to stick normal ie petrol engine if you so wish it to be called 0w30 castrol!!

[silverbmwz3]

What's that in english ?
You said 0w30 Castrol Edge. That's what this is! And it is LL04 certified - which is apparently BMW turbo diesel standard.

Quite why I'd take Carlos' advice on what to stick in any hole is beyond me

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

What's that in english ?
You said 0w30 Castrol Edge. That's what this is! And it is LL04 certified - which is apparently BMW turbo diesel standard.

Quite why I'd take Carlos' advice on what to stick in any hole is beyond me

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Carlios

[silverbmwz3]

Gee thanks. I'm trying to be serious here fandango. Well, mostly serious. A trip to halfrauds calls and you are my only hope.... god help me, I think I'd be better asking the guys in halfrauds.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Gee thanks. I'm trying to be serious here fandango. Well, mostly serious. A trip to halfrauds calls and you are my only hope.... god help me, I think I'd be better asking the guys in halfrauds.

they guys at halfrauds drive corsas and novas, what will they know

i have a Nat D in motor vehicle engineering ill have you know


seriously get the oil i said or that one you said, it will be spot on

Carlos

[silverbmwz3]

Maybe they drive their dad's 335d ? :-p

Sorry Carlos, only kidding, thanks for the help. Much appreciated.

Now about that threesome....

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Maybe they drive their dad's 335d ? :-p

Sorry Carlos, only kidding, thanks for the help. Much appreciated.

Now about that threesome....

daddy's pretty much given it too me

no sorry squeeze, you cant join my threesome. But id happily be a ''fluffer'' for your wife, to er... get her ready for a sesh with you

[silverbmwz3]

Glad you are talking to squeeze and not me.
By the way, it seems you are wrong about the oil - manual states LL04 standard, or as an "alternative" LL01. Bog standard Edge 0w30 is LL01, whereas Edge Turbo Diesel is LL04.

OMG...on the way home I discovered kick down. Please don't laugh that I haven't found it so far in 1700+ miles. I put my foot down beyond what I thought was the limit and felt the switch go, my god the car nearly took off. I thought it was quick before!!!!!

[NFS]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

I am a bit of a wine buff....... will be drinking a bottle of 1987 Beaujolais Nouveau tonight cant beat it

I thought you were supposed to drink it young?

I'm about to crack the 'vacuvin' on the second half of my 1991 Chateau La Mission Haut Brion

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

I thought you were supposed to drink it young?

I'm about to crack the 'vacuvin' on the second half of my 1991 Chateau La Mission Haut Brion

NFS, that was a little 'set up' for Carlos.......

[NFS]

Originally Posted by peterg1965

NFS, that was a little 'set up' for Carlos.......

Oops ... sorry

I still don't think he'll understand though ..

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Glad you are talking to squeeze and not me.
By the way, it seems you are wrong about the oil - manual states LL04 standard, or as an "alternative" LL01. Bog standard Edge 0w30 is LL01, whereas Edge Turbo Diesel is LL04.

OMG...on the way home I discovered kick down. Please don't laugh that I haven't found it so far in 1700+ miles. I put my foot down beyond what I thought was the limit and felt the switch go, my god the car nearly took off. I thought it was quick before!!!!!

matey the manual may say that? i hve never seen the manual

rung three dealers and said its ok


Kickdown i only use if i really need it, sometimes it gets in the way and you lose about a second that you needed to overtake because it kicked down

otherwise when the timings right the kickdown function is fantastic:rocks:

i usually use the paddles if im going to do alot of overtaking

Originally Posted by needforspeed

Oops ... sorry

I still don't think he'll understand though ..

nope ive totally missed what ever set-up that was going on..?



Carlos

[ShereKhan]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

matey the manual may say that? i hve never seen the manual

rung three dealers and said its ok

Carlos

Carlos,

Are you saying you trust some dumbass stealer instead of all the BMW R&D effort to develop the manual.

The manual is always correct - only TSBs tend to overide the manual.

The Germans definately over engineer so i'm sure that there will be some tolerance in switching to different type of oil and I know from experience that the documentation is always the right answer not some bloke who happens to be at the service desk in the stealers.

[silverbmwz3]

THey were probably saying LL01 is FINE but doubt they were saying it is what you should put in. Or they were just wrong. I'm going by the manual - as ShereKhan says it probably doesn't matter with engineering tolerances etc.

Put in about half of 1ltr and going to check again today after a bit of a run.

[NFS]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

nope ive totally missed what ever set-up that was going on..?

Carlos

Suggest that you get some 1987 beaujolais nouveau from your local Vintner and have a taste.

Then you will understand.

[matlough]

Warning came up on idrive this morning saying, Oil low please fill with 1 litre of oil etc. Checked about an hour later on the way to buy some and the oil status showed that it was full!!!!

Phoned up the dealer and they said bring it straight in it could be an oil pressure valve problem.

Took it in, 10 mins and a cup of tea later they said it was about 1/4 full

They filled it up and said everything was fine.
Now I'm very confused, do you trust the oil status? Might be worth double checking before putting more oil in!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by matlough

Warning came up on idrive this morning saying, Oil low please fill with 1 litre of oil etc. Checked about an hour later on the way to buy some and the oil status showed that it was full!!!!

Phoned up the dealer and they said bring it straight in it could be an oil pressure valve problem.

Took it in, 10 mins and a cup of tea later they said it was about 1/4 full

They filled it up and said everything was fine.
Now I'm very confused, do you trust the oil status? Might be worth double checking before putting more oil in!

i think electronic read-outs are dodgy.. being an engine man that would drive me insane you cant be too careful with engine oil levels

glad i have a dipshit

Carlos

[matlough]

At least I got a free oil fill up!!!