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      08-14-2018, 07:37 PM   #1101
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Your claims are valid sir.
Thank you, good sir.
No other safe photos but the bum is epic...
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Your claims are valid sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Nothing other safe photos but the bum is epic...
I can't imagine that any of it is terrible from I can see.
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I can't imagine that any of it is terrible from I can see.
Just the brain sir, just the brain.
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      08-14-2018, 08:02 PM   #1104
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After the show? Went to bed - it was nearly midnight and we flew out the next morning. And we're old.


We went to Niagara Falls on Friday and went to a wildlife "safari" refuge in Hamilton on Sat before the show. Momofuku and cocktails was Friday night.
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Thank you, good sir.
No other safe photos but the bum is epic...
That's what I say about the Porsche..."the bum is epic".
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Nah, he's not going to come to your house anymore. He'll be fine.


BTW, I finally got to take out the Benelli Supernova and run a box through it - very nice. Pump wasn't as smooth as my buddy's Remington, but I think that's just because I haven't broken it in yet. This was its first box since new.

I'll probably have to break it down and clean, lube again too, just because new.
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I'm ok with going out in a Hellcat, but I doubt it. I have snow tires.
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My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled
Good man. Cars are meant to be driven.
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.
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How did you know you peed? I must admit I have wondered about this at times...
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All I know is it was a couple of squirts and it was not semen. She was squatting me hard and hit my bladder hard I think.
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People pay good money to see this on glass tables. Never quite understood all of that but each to their own.
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People pay good money to see this on glass tables. Never quite understood all of that but each to their own.
Same. Jim Carrey even talks of doing this as therapy when he was battling depression in his earlier years as a comedian. Not one myself to scoff at what others do to get off, or make money, but I draw the line at shit...
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
Borrowed it from the back seat.

I've never had beefaroni.
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