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      08-09-2018, 08:36 PM   #67
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and you know that blow jobs stop after the honeymoon right. right
or is that just me
Just you...
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then I wanna see pics or an mp3,
I just don't believe what I see on xhamster
no wife called trixie is sucking on her hubbies hampton in the middle of the day

although I still live in hope that some bored housewife and her mom will wanna 3 way me


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although I still live in hope that some bored housewife and her daughter will wanna 3 way me
Fixed that for you!
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thanks... but I was right the first time

MILF + GILF =

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dude it's just I'm into that sh*t
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dude it's just I'm into that sh*t
Chef don't judge! Enjoy!
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is this what you're wife told you in hopes of being happy
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August is anal sex month.
Can't wait to see the assortment of cards at the Hallmark store!
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To my dear husband:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ordered us a strap-on
So you get your shit pushed in too
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Apparently I am - come to find out the wife's raggin' it. Guess I'm out for my B-Day too.

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