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      01-20-2015, 03:04 PM   #45
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I've always been in CA; that car was sold around fall of 2011. I guess jokingly changing my city to Baconville over the bacon thread may have caused confusion.



Yes, applewood smoked bacon, eggs over-medium with bacon bits, and a well made dense-foam cappuccino (not that over-rushed Starbucks crap that looks like soap bubbles)... With some bacon syrup.
Is your love for bacon real or you're faking it like Billup?
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It really is tempting to play with some of these guys. Around here, there are always other cars on the road, so even speeding would potentially be putting others at risk. An e92 m3 blew by me yesterday and I started to play for a minute until I realized that I was weaving around cars to catch up. I didn't want to be the guy on the front of the paper that killed an innocent family while racing with another BMW. Playtime was over...
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You the man I respect! Salute.
He's the biggest baby there is when it comes to cars. I can't wait for him to curb a rim or something. I would probably fly back east just see the breakdown.

He's one of my best friends so its my duty to give him shit. Did I already mention he lost a race to a twelve year old girl?
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Sounds like something that needs to publicly be mentioned again so we don't have to search.
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I know the title doesn't belong to the ot, but the story does.

My memory is weird, so a license plate i've seen in a bad situation can be remembered if seen again. The reason I'm writing this is the hope the idiot who once again tried to get us all killed will read this and stop fucking around.

I was on my way to the dog park in my car, the subtle Austin Yellow M4. This was the third time the same guy decided to start first tailgating me, and then when the room came, to try to take my pic.

Now, today it was pouring with rain. Here it means people drive like shit. I hope you don't do this to others, but while trying to take a pic, you took half of my lane, you almost killed us both, but that's not the reason I'm writing this. The reason is, that there were others around us.

My breaks are so good, that if I can, I will use those. You have horses under the hood too, and those come with responsibility. Dude, you can not risk others like you did today, and I will not now, or ever race you. the situation you drove yourself into, was not in your hands, and it was pure luck you didn't crash into the van in front of you.

The next time I will not try to keep you from hitting me, I will just be making sure I will end up in the top of the pile, and I will also memorize the plate better.

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just kidding.

ps- is this thread worth reading in it's entirety? i'm quite sleepy today and not really feeling up to clicking through it all.
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just kidding.

ps- is this thread worth reading in it's entirety? i'm quite sleepy today and not really feeling up to clicking through it all.
Nah, only last page involves bacon. Still can't remember the plate so no one is howling in pain because of me.
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Is your love for bacon real or you're faking it like Billup?
How do you think I gained about 20 lbs in 3 months, veganism? Vegetable = Veh-guh'-t'oh' in Navajo = "He who can't hunt." Now SHUDDUP and bring me my bacon!

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As a native Seattleite, I know these kind of drivers all too well.

I apologize on their behalf. I wouldn't dare get my m6 if I still lived in Seattle, simply because I know how stupid others are- not keeping in mind weather conditions most days.

I love home, but I definitely don't miss the driving conditions/drivers from there
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As a native Seattleite, I know these kind of drivers all too well.

I apologize on their behalf. I wouldn't dare get my m6 if I still lived in Seattle, simply because I know how stupid others are- not keeping in mind weather conditions most days.

I love home, but I definitely don't miss the driving conditions/drivers from there
Apparently I appreciated this twice, weird.

The thing is, what he did was so damn dangerous and not to me. I lose my shit daily here and people here actually admit freely they don't use their indicators since "why bother". I still think at some point I'll remember the fuckers plates but i haven't seen him after that.

The weather here has nothing to do with it. It never actually even rains here. I saw what a rain is last summer in Indiana, and this what we get here is a joke. A good one, but a joke. I think it's the whole passive aggressive position that manifests on the roads easily since people feel safe behind all this nice steel.

Even the cops here suck big time, though some of them actually have some attitude. A nice man asked me today why I went past him even though he was speeding and after I answered to him he decided my reason was good enough. I quoted my son from the time he broke his bed two days after I bought him yet again a new one: Because I could. Sure a few other words we exchanged but he told me it is a rarity be overtaken by someone using indicators so I was off the hook. How fucked up is that?
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As a native Seattleite, I know these kind of drivers all too well.

I apologize on their behalf. I wouldn't dare get my m6 if I still lived in Seattle, simply because I know how stupid others are- not keeping in mind weather conditions most days.

I love home, but I definitely don't miss the driving conditions/drivers from there
Apparently I appreciated this twice, weird.

The thing is, what he did was so damn dangerous and not to me. I lose my shit daily here and people here actually admit freely they don't use their indicators since "why bother". I still think at some point I'll remember the fuckers plates but i haven't seen him after that.

The weather here has nothing to do with it. It never actually even rains here. I saw what a rain is last summer in Indiana, and this what we get here is a joke. A good one, but a joke. I think it's the whole passive aggressive position that manifests on the roads easily since people feel safe behind all this nice steel.

Even the cops here suck big time, though some of them actually have some attitude. A nice man asked me today why I went past him even though he was speeding and after I answered to him he decided my reason was good enough. I quoted my son from the time he broke his bed two days after I bought him yet again a new one: Because I could. Sure a few other words we exchanged but he told me it is a rarity be overtaken by someone using indicators so I was off the hook. How fucked up is that?
You lost me at "it never rains here"

Either I grew up in a totally different Seattle- or you're still seeing red caused by this menace to society
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You lost me at "it never rains here"

Either I grew up in a totally different Seattle- or you're still seeing red caused by this menace to society
Lol it doesn't. I picked this place over California because I had this dream of having weather conditions. As seen in the flag above, I'm from an other part of the globe and I have seen what rain is. In my country a rainy day is a day full of wet shit in different forms coming from the sky. Here it is an hour or two max and pretty slight. Nights are the best time to get the paint job wet.

Compared to for example to the states near the great lakes, where I caught two rains, this is one fucking sunshine paradise. There the roads were build right to take the hit but even with pretty solid wipers, a car build to the roads, my ego and the tires working for me, I at the worst showers never hit sixty. That has never, ever happened before anywhere.

Austria still in my books wins every time when it comes to freak weather conditions I've witnessed, but a few clouds and a few drops like seen here is nothing.
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I thought I posted this picture on this thread, but I guess not.

335i driver chasing AY F82 M4

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I thought I posted this picture on this thread, but I guess not.

335i driver chasing AY F82 M4

Haha, its hilarious how much this still bothers me. He just completely ignored everyone else on the road.

To live in the city of bad drivers isn't so horrible when you know you are not the worst.
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405? you moved to ca?
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405? you moved to ca?
No, the road just happens to go all the way up here.

I went to Cali last weekend. You have way better traffic culture there. Congratulations.
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No, the road just happens to go all the way up here.

I went to Cali last weekend. You have way better traffic culture there. Congratulations.
It's HORRIBLE here. We need to transform the laws/etiquette to German rules.

I thought 405 stops when it meets the 5 in cali?
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I thought I posted this picture on this thread, but I guess not.

335i driver chasing AY F82 M4

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It's HORRIBLE here. We need to transform the laws/etiquette to German rules.

I thought 405 stops when it meets the 5 in cali?
Um, no.

A cloud in the sky here means its going to rain, everyone goes 20 under the limit. Every damn intersection is full of priuses standing still while the owners are texting. Passive aggressive jerks try to screw each other over so they can feel alive for a minute. Every place that doesn't have lights is a stop sign nightmare.

What else... Yes, a ramp. Lets just block the entrance completely, why don't we!

You guys win hands down. It was a pleasure to drive there. I agree on the Germany though.
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Lups must not have come all the way to LA. WAY NorCal traffic is totally different
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