E90Post
 


 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BMW E90/E92/E93 3-series General Forums > Regional Forums > UK > UK Off-Topic Discussions > My Wifes BREASTS!



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-23-2009, 02:25 PM   #23
Hedges
Major General
Hedges's Avatar
116
Rep
5,178
Posts

Drives: 12 C63 AMG
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Toronto

iTrader: (8)

Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:32 PM   #24
dxb335d
The Tarmac Terrorist
dxb335d's Avatar
England
948
Rep
29,345
Posts

Drives: 997.2 GT3
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: ''Fandango Towers''

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Mate try make her feel better about it... dont mention her tits... tell her that her aRSe looks great and her legs etc...


then in a nice top that her boobs look good too (after the weight loss)
__________________
997.2 GT3
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:33 PM   #25
willhollin
Major General
willhollin's Avatar
England
268
Rep
9,915
Posts

Drives: VW T5
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Worcestershire

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Tell her to stop worrying and put the fucking kettle on.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:33 PM   #26
madman
Major
madman's Avatar
United Kingdom
108
Rep
1,252
Posts

Drives: The Above
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lincolnshire, UK

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedges View Post
Yeah we've already been there mate.
__________________

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:34 PM   #27
dxb335d
The Tarmac Terrorist
dxb335d's Avatar
England
948
Rep
29,345
Posts

Drives: 997.2 GT3
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: ''Fandango Towers''

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by willhollin View Post
Tell her to stop worrying and put the fucking kettle on.
thats the most impressive bit of advice ive ever seen offered here.

Your just a very clever man Will, you know that.
__________________
997.2 GT3
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:35 PM   #28
Porscha!
Should be on www.retrorides.com
United Kingdom
93
Rep
3,573
Posts

Drives: Porsche 944
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Derbyshire

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Madman - fair enough!

Does sound to me like she'll never be happy about her body Whatever she does, I'd say no way should she go down the boob job route. C/D is hardly flat chested, she should be happy especially as she wanted to trim down has stuck with it and achieved as such!
__________________
"FIRE UP THA PORRSCHAAH" - The 80's are back!

Front Engined Porsche
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:36 PM   #29
madman
Major
madman's Avatar
United Kingdom
108
Rep
1,252
Posts

Drives: The Above
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lincolnshire, UK

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by dxb335d View Post
Mate try make her feel better about it... dont mention her tits... tell her that her aRSe looks great and her legs etc...


then in a nice top that her boobs look good too (after the weight loss)
I always tell her how smoking she is...but she doesn't always believe me.

Next nice day we have I'll get her to pose all over my car and you guys can judge........maybe after hearing all you guys drooling over her it might boost her confidence.....to be continued...
__________________

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:37 PM   #30
madman
Major
madman's Avatar
United Kingdom
108
Rep
1,252
Posts

Drives: The Above
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lincolnshire, UK

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Porscha! View Post
Madman - fair enough!

Does sound to me like she'll never be happy about her body
Yeah...she's a typical women......no offence to you Nic....but all you women worry about your appearance.

I personally look like shit most days and couldn't care less.
__________________

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:38 PM   #31
dxb335d
The Tarmac Terrorist
dxb335d's Avatar
England
948
Rep
29,345
Posts

Drives: 997.2 GT3
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: ''Fandango Towers''

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Yeah for sure.....

do it.

Got any pics of her you wanna post at all?
__________________
997.2 GT3
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:45 PM   #32
beemerbird
Major General
beemerbird's Avatar
England
172
Rep
7,953
Posts

Drives: Merc diesel
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Yorkshire

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
If she's a D cup - she'll be falling over if she's a small frame as you say.

Tell her that you're not shallow in the least and she needs more self-confidence and give the 'finger' to society.

Baffles me tbh.

Tell her what's more important is finding a man who is more than just 'all talk' and has stamina - that'll keep her occupied for the rest of her life.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:51 PM   #33
biscuits
Dimmer than a dim thing
biscuits's Avatar
United Kingdom
80
Rep
1,291
Posts

Drives: M4 GTS, EQC, X5 40d, simrig
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: UK

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Take her for a trip to Rigby & Peller... splash the cash on some proper underwear and she'll feel like a million dollars...

It's a win win situation...
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 02:52 PM   #34
Mr Plum
A member
Mr Plum's Avatar
9
Rep
153
Posts

Drives: 335i M Sport Touring
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Garden of England

iTrader: (0)

Suggestion no 2 - Take her to Rigby & Pellar and get her professionally measured. Guaranteed that they will come back and say she is at least 1 possibly 2 cup sizes bigger than she thought she was.... instant boost!

(This may sound like odd advice - but its true and it works!!)
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 03:00 PM   #35
Porscha!
Should be on www.retrorides.com
United Kingdom
93
Rep
3,573
Posts

Drives: Porsche 944
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Derbyshire

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by madman View Post
Yeah...she's a typical women......no offence to you Nic....but all you women worry about your appearance.

I personally look like shit most days and couldn't care less.
I know what you mean often the worry is how others see you and not worrying about yourself really. I'm quite lucky in that I went through some of the shit girls get at school about haha you've got brown hair instead or blonde, you wear glasses, you're too thin, you're too fat or whatever after I had been travelling for a fairly long time and you know I didn't really give a shit so long as I am OK in my eyes to be honest nothing else matters, call me selfish but I'd say you must be happy with yourself first and foremost

Shes done well and should be beeming
__________________
"FIRE UP THA PORRSCHAAH" - The 80's are back!

Front Engined Porsche
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #36
beemerbird
Major General
beemerbird's Avatar
England
172
Rep
7,953
Posts

Drives: Merc diesel
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Yorkshire

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Good for you Nicola, and no, you're not being selfish at all, just self-confident.

You've got to feel a bit sorry for these women that obsess about all this kind of rubbish, I see it at work with women of all ages and it almost takes over their lives.

Anyhow, wear a crash helmet and you can't give a flying fu*k what you look like lol.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 03:34 PM   #37
Exotica
Lieutenant
Exotica's Avatar
England
80
Rep
533
Posts

Drives: People Mad
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: The British Empire. Where The Sun Never Sets On Us.

iTrader: (0)

You cant have the best of both worlds mate. I would quite happily let her put the weight back on for the bigger breasts.

For me a size 10 with no chest is fine.

A size 10 with a big chest is not attractive.

Give a me a 12 or 14 with the breasts to match is so much sexier but each to their own i guess.
__________________
"Second Place Is The First Of The Losers"
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 03:52 PM   #38
madman
Major
madman's Avatar
United Kingdom
108
Rep
1,252
Posts

Drives: The Above
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Lincolnshire, UK

iTrader: (0)

She's not obsessed about it, she just noticed they were getting smaller and in all honesty I don't think she would really want a boob job. I'm not a big tit man myself and I love her they way she is. as long as I can still get my c*ck in between em im happy
__________________

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 03:57 PM   #39
ed335d
Major General
ed335d's Avatar
United Kingdom
140
Rep
6,912
Posts

Drives: E92 M3
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Surrey, UK

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by madman View Post
She's not obsessed about it, she just noticed they were getting smaller and in all honesty I don't think she would really want a boob job. I'm not a big tit man myself and I love her they way she is. as long as I can still get my c*ck in between em im happy
Class!
__________________
E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 04:01 PM   #40
CrimsonRedE93
Major
CrimsonRedE93's Avatar
United Kingdom
108
Rep
1,085
Posts

Drives: Le Mans Blue E93 330d+
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: West Sussex

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Get yourself some varifocal glasses to make her top half larger and keep her bottom half trim
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 04:02 PM   #41
Sara
Lieutenant General
5791
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

No way in hell a size 30DD is a size 10... I'm a 32 and a size zero (2 at banana republic)



post a photo.





edit..how different are european sizes from America?
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 04:04 PM   #42
willhollin
Major General
willhollin's Avatar
England
268
Rep
9,915
Posts

Drives: VW T5
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Worcestershire

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Maybe her breasts are staying the same size and your cock is shrinking?

Just a thought.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 04:05 PM   #43
willhollin
Major General
willhollin's Avatar
England
268
Rep
9,915
Posts

Drives: VW T5
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Worcestershire

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
No way in hell a size 30DD is a size 10... I'm a 32 and a size zero (2 at banana republic)



post a photo.
You post one first.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      02-23-2009, 04:05 PM   #44
Gibbo
Colonel
Gibbo's Avatar
103
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Golf Ed35
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: South East

iTrader: (0)

You should love your wife for just being herself. But for what it's worth she sounds like she has a good chassis on her.
__________________
Golf Ed35 Black with - Black Leather
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:24 AM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST