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      05-20-2016, 02:42 PM   #67
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Shoot, why pay an expert when I am getting a look behind the bigger hole I'm going to plug up secondary holes and seal it off when he is out my wife..it's a matter of time before he is out and I rush over and do a fill.
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You can also pour flour around the openings to see if he has gone in or out. Should work as well if not better than newspapers.

This also looks pretty cool.

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Then what? Look for the wet spot?
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      05-20-2016, 03:01 PM   #71
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Then what? Look for the wet spot?
Bro, wrong thread. This isn't about Amy Schumer.
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Shoot, why pay an expert when I am getting a look behind the bigger hole I'm going to plug up secondary holes and seal it off when he is out my wife..it's a matter of time before he is out and I rush over and do a fill.
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      05-20-2016, 03:32 PM   #73
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Haha..I knew it was a matter of time...there always is an underlying theme...I was just waiting.
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Haha..I knew it was a matter of time...there always is an underlying theme...I was just waiting.
Come to think of it, if this is our theme now, the entire thread title actually sounds like a euphemism for a girl who didn't clean up well out back and you find that out when you're down there in bed.

Read in Verbiage 's voice

Damn, girl was fine, yo. But we went back to her place and shawty had a skunk under da shed.
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Then what? Look for the wet spot?
You would check the flour for tracks going in or out. Any similar substrate would work, but the contrast helps. OP doesn't want to bury the little bugger, so this will make it easier for him to be sure of that.

The automatic sensor spray, along with other repellents, would help keep the skunk away if it tried to dig a new hole.
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Haha..I knew it was a matter of time...there always is an underlying theme...I was just waiting.
You should be proud!
This thread got pretty damn far before set in full force!
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Here is his main hole--he already has dug another hole on the side as well. It's a little dark but it is right under the right edge of the door where the dirt looks freshly moved. Not that this pic does anything but show you guys how accomplished he is at digging.
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Exterminate. It will only be a nuisance. I get you're not for killing animals but you can either have a problem or not have a problem.
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Have you shoved a garden hose in the hole and try to flood his home?
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You should be proud!
This thread got pretty damn far before set in full force!
I am proud, but I knew you guys would take off with it...maybe kind of a silly topic, but what the hell, something to talk about.
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Have you shoved a garden hose in the hole and try to flood his home?
I thought of that but then I may have excess moisture under there (here we go) which could lead to rot and such since the floor and sub floor is wood.
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You DIYers are hilarious. It's like Wil E Coyote drawing up blueprints with Acme products.

While I think the suggestions with guns, smoke bombs, hoses and holes are hilarious, this is not a mole, rat, raccoon, or gopher. It's a skunk. If you agitate it, that shed will be rendered unusable....unless you want to lock someone in there as torture.

But keep the suggestions coming. I think OP is getting into it!
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Exterminate. It will only be a nuisance. I get you're not for killing animals but you can either have a problem or not have a problem.
Yeah, and then I got dead animal skunk smell going under the shed.
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You DIYers are hilarious. It's like Wil E Coyote drawing up blueprints with Acme products.

While I think the suggestions with guns, smoke bombs, hoses and holes are hilarious, this is not a mole, rat, raccoon, or gopher. It's a skunk. If you agitate it, that shed will be rendered unusable....unless you want to lock someone in there as torture.
Right! All those animals I'll throw things at underneath..try to push out with something or whatever...a skunk, basically the only small wild animal I fear.
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Exterminate. It will only be a nuisance. I get you're not for killing animals but you can either have a problem or not have a problem.
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You DIYers are hilarious. It's like Wil E Coyote drawing up blueprints with Acme products.

While I think the suggestions with guns, smoke bombs, hoses and holes are hilarious, this is not a mole, rat, raccoon, or gopher. It's a skunk. If you agitate it, that shed will be rendered unusable....unless you want to lock someone in there as torture.

But keep the suggestions coming. I think OP is getting into it!
The number of ways that this could go wrong are legion! jgoens , if you go DIY, pls set up a GoPro. This could be epic!!
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The number of ways that this could go wrong are legion! jgoens , if you go DIY, pls set up a GoPro. This could be epic!!
You can piggyback on bimmette YT channel.

Screw my original advice. Go full DIY and mount a GoPro to your forehead. That video will be viral....
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Am I the only one who kind of enjoys the skunk smell when I drive through the area where a skunk has sprayed/been killed?
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You can piggyback on bimmette YT channel. I can piggyback on bimmette?
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I think she is too far away.
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Am I the only one who kind of enjoys the skunk smell when I drive through the area where a skunk has sprayed/been killed?
Do you also like the smell of your dumps?
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