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      01-05-2011, 11:12 PM   #1145
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Los, when you getting married?
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      01-05-2011, 11:12 PM   #1146
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Lol make sure your hard too. I don't know who in the fuck sends a pic of their limp dick folding over your thumb to impress a girl.
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      01-05-2011, 11:13 PM   #1147
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That a boy. Take your time
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      01-05-2011, 11:14 PM   #1149
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      01-05-2011, 11:16 PM   #1150
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called it...suggest she take a bubble bath and like idk get the stress out (code for masturbate I think)...give her some jager...could work just sayin
Washing her face, brushing her teeth, changing into her pj. I can see it unfolding right before my eyes and I'm powerless to stop. Lights off in the bathroom. She's right next to me. Cuddle mode NOOOOOOOO
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Washing her face, brushing her teeth, changing into her pj. I can see it unfolding right before my eyes and I'm powerless to stop. Lights off in the bathroom. She's right next to me. Cuddle mode NOOOOOOOO
whip it out - cuddle mode avoided
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Washing her face, brushing her teeth, changing into her pj. I can see it unfolding right before my eyes and I'm powerless to stop. Lights off in the bathroom. She's right next to me. Cuddle mode NOOOOOOOO
works every time
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      01-05-2011, 11:20 PM   #1154
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      01-05-2011, 11:25 PM   #1155
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      01-06-2011, 12:10 AM   #1157
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That's some good whoring right there.
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So I decided to catch up on reading these posts before replying and here I am. Now I forgot what I was going to say... fuck it. Sleepy time. Gt5 tomorrow night sounds good.
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good morning fellas.



SEE YOU IN CANCUN!
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5 pages in one night you assholes?
yeah i tried to keep up but its hard haha and at night im hardly on the computer unless im bored
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and I'll see you in hell!
dont worry hes going to the gay part of mexico so its pretty much hell anyways

Mike you suck
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