"Hygienic" toilet seats

flyer333 · 10-07-2008, 12:48 AM

toilet > jen????

KkSc · 10-07-2008, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kit523

u sure can
just go to lotus@ aberdeen
then tell them u want to try the lotus seats HAHAHA
then u can enjoy it....and clean ur assholes=)
有通腸功能too!!!
如果你有便秘既問題=)

so i can acutally poo there???

///M3Lover · 10-07-2008, 01:35 AM

I tried it in Japan....... it felt very funny.......

Kit523 · 10-07-2008, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KkSc

so i can acutally poo there???

yes

KkSc · 10-07-2008, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kit523

yes

WOWOW...that's nice...then next time when i m at aberdeen, and i will go to my private washroom!!

323d · 10-07-2008, 04:52 AM

Charlie probably not answering, probably enjoying too much of his new ass washer haha.

charlie335 · 10-07-2008, 05:24 AM

lol you guys are freakin hilarious. i still haven't tried it yet but it turns out there's an "enema" function. it'll shoot water into the hole to soften things up inside if you're constipated LOL

Two Sheds · 10-07-2008, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by iPodAddict

You know what, I actually sat around for 5 minutes trying to think of what its called in english... I couldn't figure it out to save my life lol.

Bidet. There is no translation for it, we just use the french word.

f30Seth · 10-07-2008, 11:05 AM

Haha Look At All You Bidet Lovers

bimmerbimmer · 10-07-2008, 12:39 PM

an actual bidet is a stand alone fixture, next to the toilet, and i don't think you should poo in it.

the one that mentioned by the OP is more like an add-on to the existing toilet/plumbing, so you can actually sh.....

call it the next best mod. than the sport seats......

ShiraiwaRiku · 10-07-2008, 03:46 PM

lol at this whole thread..

nice one Charlie

charlie335 · 10-07-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ShiraiwaRiku

lol at this whole thread..

nice one Charlie

ahah haven't seen you in so long man! come to the meet =D

Wai328 · 10-08-2008, 12:12 AM

LOL at this thread.

ians · 10-08-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M3Lover

I tried it in Japan....... it felt very funny.......

Me too but it didn't help to reduce the use of toilet paper! since it wet your ass, you going to need more toilet paper to avoid getting your hand full of s*it...

jeho · 10-08-2008, 02:56 PM

^^ HAHAHA that made me just LOL and almost choke...
im eating lunch (baked pork chop on rice) right now at work haha

f30Seth · 10-08-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffE92TT

^^ HAHAHA that made me just LOL and almost choke...
im eating lunch (baked pork chop on rice) right now at work haha

what a nice choice of thread to read while u r eating
LOL

jeho · 10-08-2008, 07:37 PM

lol this thread is more 'funny' then 'nasty'

charlie335 · 10-08-2008, 08:42 PM

OK OK

i finally tried it today and i gotta say... it wasn't as bad as i had imagined. at first i started squirming because the sensation of cold water rushing up one's ass kind of caught me off guard. but after that it was ok. the drying function sucks because it's cold air, so it took like 5 mins before it actually did its job.

but in the end, i think im still gonna stick to traditional wiping lol...

jeho · 10-08-2008, 09:35 PM

hahahahaha charlie....so the point of this thread, especially the post ^^^^

was for ppl who have not tried this product to have an 'imagination' of how it feeels???

hahahahahaha 1 of the funniest threads ever!

GOOD PRODUCT REVIEW!!

Kit523 · 10-08-2008, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charlie335

OK OK

i finally tried it today and i gotta say... it wasn't as bad as i had imagined. at first i started squirming because the sensation of cold water rushing up one's ass kind of caught me off guard. but after that it was ok. the drying function sucks because it's cold air, so it took like 5 mins before it actually did its job.

but in the end, i think im still gonna stick to traditional wiping lol...

DUDE hahahahah

323d · 10-08-2008, 11:05 PM

lol ur suppose to still wipe your @ss after the spray haha

Charlie's house for a washroom group meet?

1. 323d

jeho · 10-08-2008, 11:29 PM

Charlie's house for a washroom group meet?

1. 323d
2. jeffE92tt (after a big all u can eat hotpot

)

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bimmerbimmer M. I. A. 10 Rep 238 Posts Drives: all the girls crazy Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	an actual bidet is a stand alone fixture, next to the toilet, and i don't think you should poo in it. the one that mentioned by the OP is more like an add-on to the existing toilet/plumbing, so you can actually sh..... call it the next best mod. than the sport seats...... __________________ See you at the next red light.
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10-08-2008, 08:42 PM	#40
charlie335 Shiodome Redeveloper 21 Rep 762 Posts Drives: lawllercoaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, BC iTrader: (1)	OK OK i finally tried it today and i gotta say... it wasn't as bad as i had imagined. at first i started squirming because the sensation of cold water rushing up one's ass kind of caught me off guard. but after that it was ok. the drying function sucks because it's cold air, so it took like 5 mins before it actually did its job. but in the end, i think im still gonna stick to traditional wiping lol... __________________ 2006 E63 M6, Alpine White/Indianapolis Red 2007 E92 335i, Space Gray, 6MT, ZSP, BMW Performance Shifter/Boot, CF Wrapped Trim, Aero Lip, M3 Sideskirts, Mtech Rear, CF Diffuser, Custom Quads, FK Silverline X, iForged Essen 2008 GSX-R750, Blue/White, Power Commander, Straight Pipe 2011 BMW S1000RR, Akrapovic Evolution
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jeho ig: jeffersonho 148 Rep 2,182 Posts Drives: E90M3.E36M3 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PNW iTrader: (6)	hahahahaha charlie....so the point of this thread, especially the post ^^^^ was for ppl who have not tried this product to have an 'imagination' of how it feeels??? hahahahahaha 1 of the funniest threads ever! GOOD PRODUCT REVIEW!! __________________ E36 M3 on TE37SL E90 M3 on TE37SL http://instagram.com/jeffersonho
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