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I don't particularly like mine. Please join in if you don't like your mother in law (MIL).

Q. What is the ideal weight for a MIL?
A. About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

Q. What is the difference between a snake lying on the road and a MIL?
A. The snake has skid marks on it.

Q. How many MIL's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. She will hold it and want the world to revolve around her.

...two men in at a bar and one says: "My mother in law is an angel." The other one replies: "You're lucky! Mine is still alive!"

Q. What should you do if you miss your MIL?
A. Reload the gun and try again.

Q. What should you do if you see your MIL in pain and rolling around on the ground?
A. Take another shot.

[Lups]

My mother-in-law is such a bad cook I only have to mention her in the other to get offers for pity dicks.

[Lups]

From my husband.

" I want to take you dancing, Anna"

" Yeah, where?"

" On your mother's grave."

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Originally Posted by Lups

From my husband.

" I want to take you dancing, Anna"

" Yeah, where?"

" On your mother's grave."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Surg_Capt_R

Start a thread about mom jokes... Mine won't start with your momma!

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Originally Posted by Lups

Start a thread about mom jokes... Mine won't start with your momma!

My MIL is an evil cow. She is a step mother. Wife even hates her. She took all the money. Kicked the kids out. Made my wife believe there was something wrong with her mentally and destroyed her for years. Even took her to a shrink.w With her own kids she loves them. My wife was being told at the age of 5 that she is too fat and embarrassed in front of others. The fat jokes continued and she was treated like a burden to the nth degree. We had a serious discussion the other day that went along the lines of... if she died would we go to her a funeral? The answer is no.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Surg_Capt_R

My MIL is an evil cow. She is a step mother. Wife even hates her. She took all the money. Kicked the kids out. Made my wife believe there was something wrong with her mentally and destroyed her for years. Even took her to a shrink.w With her own kids she loves them. My wife was being told at the age of 5 that she is too fat and embarrassed in front of others. The fat jokes continued and she was treated like a burden to the nth degree. We had a serious discussion the other day that went along the lines of... if she died would we go to her a funeral? The answer is no.

Never miss a funeral. I had pins with me to make sure my grandma was dead!

I'm truly sorry for your wife. I got a lot of the same shit like being over weight when I weight 50 kg and I was 174 cm tall. That's super huge even in American standards.