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Well after squeezes detailing thread.. i think we should organise a bikini wash
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View Poll Results: do you think a e90post.com bikini babe wash MEET is a good idea | |||
Yes i do, my car needs a clean, and by a bikini clad lady, im UP FOR IT | 8 | 88.89% | |
no i will clean my car myself at home as im a recluse | 1 | 11.11% | |
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08-21-2007, 10:23 AM | #23 |
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Spearmint Rhino appears on bills as "SR Grill".
I don't think any 'gentlemans club' would produce CC receipts saying "Titties Are Us" as it would kill 50% of their corporate business, which probably represent 75% of their income. Hence they always use innocuous sounding restaurant-type names which you can slide past your finance department Not every company is cool about margin being blown at "For Your Eyes Only" (fortunately, at the firm I work for, it's positively encouraged)
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08-21-2007, 10:27 AM | #24 | |
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I'm good as gold though .. the most I've spent in a night is £900 .. then again it helps if you get someone else to pay! |
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man she derserves a drink just for keepin an eye out for you you might even get lucky! Carlos
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08-21-2007, 10:43 AM | #26 |
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She was trying to get me dropped in the shit.
I was ready with the sums that the £2.5k I dropped in there saved us about £50k but no-one bothered to ask. Anyway, it was a disaster of a night - my oppo asked the bird to marry him and I offered mine a job! Shame she didn't go for it ....... |
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he should realise that lap dancers are really not marraige material Carlos
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Ah so that's why my expenses from lapland got queried !
Very expensive reindeer steaks out there.
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08-21-2007, 11:10 AM | #31 | |
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Once they discover that you have a company credit card then the siphoning of funds begins in earnest ... The alarm bells should go off when instead of asking 'would you like a dance' they ask 'how much money have you got' |
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However, I am pretty certain that lap dancers are unlikely to fall in love with someone that they danced for in a lap dancing club ...... even if they pretend to really really like you ... It's not a bad career though ... a dancer in a top notch club can easily earn £80K a year. |
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08-21-2007, 11:32 AM | #33 | |
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Unfortunately one of the guys got caught out by his wife, when she checked the credit card statement, when he got back to the US. She went :mad: and our SD gave us a gentle slap and suggested we give the place a wide birth from then on.
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prob worth a good ol' **** but thats about it
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Do they wax your bikini line too? If so, I might be interested...
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