What would you do...

Eazyrock · 01-11-2008, 07:25 AM

There's this guy that works in my office.. I think he's pretty f'n weird to tell you the truth.. but anyway. He has this pickup truck that he's been doing work on for the past few years.. Not really my style but its decent looking. He does most of the work himself at his friends shop were he keeps the truck parked. The other day he went to use his washer fluid only to find it was replaced with urine.. I can't imagine how I would react if I was sitting there watching piss being sprayed on my wind shield. Grant it, I found it funny as shit saying I wasn't in the situation, but I was curious as to what you guys would do if someone did that to your ride.

STE92VE · 01-11-2008, 04:36 PM

If there was any way to positively identify the perpetrator, I would make him swallow every last drop that he put in the washer fluid reservoir. I would then request that his parents be put to death for not teaching their offspring to respect the property of others, and make the perpetrator pull the switch.

We are too soft on the element of society that misbehaves and it only produces repeat offenders and perpetuates the vicious cycle.

Oh, have a nice weekend.

Dragonman4 · 01-11-2008, 04:43 PM

That's pretty ridiculous that someone would go so far as to put urine in their windshield wiper fluid reservoir. like what ste92ve said, society as a whole is reluctant to punish people anymore so they don't learn from their mistakes. Too many people screaming abuse and whatnot. So now we have a gentle slap on the wrist that just leads to repeat offenders. What your buddy should do is find the guy and piss all over his car. An eye for an eye I say.

///M3NACE · 01-11-2008, 04:45 PM

id laugh then kill him

cycler · 01-11-2008, 05:00 PM

Nah I wouldnt touch the lowlife. Ide just pour brake fuild all over his hood. And on his trunk and let it sit there for a few hours. When he wipes it off his paint comes off as well.

out4scrilla · 01-12-2008, 01:32 AM

lmfaoo

karliejai · 01-13-2008, 03:34 AM

huh... wth?

itsbrokeagain · 01-13-2008, 09:46 AM

tell him to get a urine sample from everyone there...the one who denies it did it..so you just beat the F out of him.

Or find out what car he drives and pour sugar in his gas tank.

It doesnt matter if the ride is like yours or not, or something you are totally not interested in...if he drives a truck that he works on himself and someone doesnt like it, it still doesnt give them the right to put urine in his washer fluid

HyperM3 · 01-14-2008, 04:08 AM

It was probably a prank from one of the guys in his shop. Is the guy you work with much of a prankster himself?

Eazyrock · 01-14-2008, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

It was probably a prank from one of the guys in his shop. Is the guy you work with much of a prankster himself?

I talked to the kid again this morning. He's an aboslute prankster himself. Sounds like they do all types of crazy ass ish to each other at that shop. I need to find out which one it is and stay the hell away from it.

fizzle · 01-14-2008, 09:09 AM

yea that sucks. what he can do is take the piss and get it drug tested and if it comes up positive report the person hahaha. or you can give it to Scott i heard he loves golden showers.

NovaBimmer · 01-14-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cycler

Nah I wouldnt touch the lowlife. Ide just pour brake fuild all over his hood. And on his trunk and let it sit there for a few hours. When he wipes it off his paint comes off as well.

along with slices of salami...that should do it

HyperM3 · 01-14-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

or you can give it to Scott i heard he loves golden showers.

^ ZOMGLOLROFLCOPTER

01-11-2008, 07:25 AM	#1
Eazyrock Major 31 Rep 1,284 Posts Drives: 08' Helix 335i E93 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jersey City, NJ iTrader: (0)	What would you do... There's this guy that works in my office.. I think he's pretty f'n weird to tell you the truth.. but anyway. He has this pickup truck that he's been doing work on for the past few years.. Not really my style but its decent looking. He does most of the work himself at his friends shop were he keeps the truck parked. The other day he went to use his washer fluid only to find it was replaced with urine.. I can't imagine how I would react if I was sitting there watching piss being sprayed on my wind shield. Grant it, I found it funny as shit saying I wasn't in the situation, but I was curious as to what you guys would do if someone did that to your ride. __________________
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STE92VE STEVIL Empire 218 Rep 6,297 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: May 2006 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (0)	If there was any way to positively identify the perpetrator, I would make him swallow every last drop that he put in the washer fluid reservoir. I would then request that his parents be put to death for not teaching their offspring to respect the property of others, and make the perpetrator pull the switch. We are too soft on the element of society that misbehaves and it only produces repeat offenders and perpetuates the vicious cycle. Oh, have a nice weekend. __________________ 2007 E92 328i 6MT-Space Gray/Black Dakota/Gray Poplar w/heated seats-PCD 4/27/07 (SOLD) 2009 E90 328i xDrive 6AT-Space Gray/Oyster Dakota/Dark Burl Walnut w/ZPP,ZCW,Xenons-ED 4/17/09 - Redelivery 5/30/09 (SOLD) 2014 E84 xDrive28i 8AT-Alpine White/Black Nevada/Silver Matte w/ZMV,ZLP,494 - DD 3/14/14 (SOLD)
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Dragonman4 Brigadier General 94 Rep 3,709 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tri-state iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 335xi [0.00]	That's pretty ridiculous that someone would go so far as to put urine in their windshield wiper fluid reservoir. like what ste92ve said, society as a whole is reluctant to punish people anymore so they don't learn from their mistakes. Too many people screaming abuse and whatnot. So now we have a gentle slap on the wrist that just leads to repeat offenders. What your buddy should do is find the guy and piss all over his car. An eye for an eye I say.
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cycler Major General 137 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	Nah I wouldnt touch the lowlife. Ide just pour brake fuild all over his hood. And on his trunk and let it sit there for a few hours. When he wipes it off his paint comes off as well.
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itsbrokeagain 310 Rep 15,745 Posts Drives: 1999 528iT, E53 X5, E46 325xi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strong Island iTrader: (7)	tell him to get a urine sample from everyone there...the one who denies it did it..so you just beat the F out of him. Or find out what car he drives and pour sugar in his gas tank. It doesnt matter if the ride is like yours or not, or something you are totally not interested in...if he drives a truck that he works on himself and someone doesnt like it, it still doesnt give them the right to put urine in his washer fluid
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01-14-2008, 04:08 AM	#9
HyperM3 Too many Alex's, from now on, call me Beaufort 342 Rep 6,188 Posts Drives: See Sig Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lawrenceville, NJ iTrader: (8)	It was probably a prank from one of the guys in his shop. Is the guy you work with much of a prankster himself? __________________ 13 HD FatBob 17 A4 Glacier/Black 1st Edition/Pre+/Sport/EurocodeTMD/Racechip 16 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),14 S6 (gone),13 S6 (gone),10 S4 (gone) 07 335i(gone)
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fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 234 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	yea that sucks. what he can do is take the piss and get it drug tested and if it comes up positive report the person hahaha. or you can give it to Scott i heard he loves golden showers.
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