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      01-16-2008, 12:46 PM   #23
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theres a cabin with lots of windows on top of a mountain filled with 100 dead ppl...
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theres a cabin with lots of windows on top of a mountain filled with 100 dead ppl...
wat happened?
Someone farted...

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Is the mountain filled with dead people or the cabin?
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I usually get one of these every morning in my company mail box. I liked this one so I thought I'd post it. Don't be lame and look it up online either, although the answer is pretty simple.


A woman arrives home from grocery shopping. She pulls into her driveway and steps out of the vehicle. She then realizes she locks her keys with all her bags inside the car. All the doors and windows are completely locked. There is no sun roof. Oh and she does not have CA The woman is able to remove all her bags from the car without causing any damage to the car or using any other keys.. how?


Feel free to post any good ones..

I didn't skip ahead, but I have three potential answers...

1) She locked the keys in accidentally with the key fob. unlocking it was a cinch!

2) She left windows down and reached in and unlocked the car (you said windows were locked, not closed)

3) She jimmied the lock / called AAA?

Maybe I'm parsing this one a bit too much?
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damn it. convertible was a good one.
Haha, maybe you should skip ahead from now on.
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theres a cabin with lots of windows on top of a mountain filled with 100 dead ppl...
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Is this serious or you just messing around?
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theres a cabin with lots of windows on top of a mountain filled with 100 dead ppl...
wat happened?
a plane with 100 people crashed into the cabin.
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a plane with 100 people crashed into the cabin.
correct!
sorry guys, i thought the riddle was clear when i submit it.
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A man wants to commit suicide. He sells everything in his second floor apartment. The apartment is now empty. He makes a trip to the store to pick the items needed. Several days later tenants on the ground floor apartment complain to the superintendent of a leak. Upon entering the mans apartment, the super finds the man hung himself. One rope tied to the light fixture. The other end of the rope around the mans neck which left him hanging several feet from the floor. No ladder, no steps, nothing to stand on. How was the man able to do this?
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A man wants to commit suicide. He sells everything in his second floor apartment. The apartment is now empty. He makes a trip to the store to pick the items needed. Several days later tenants on the ground floor apartment complain to the superintendent of a leak. Upon entering the mans apartment, the super finds the man hung himself. One rope tied to the light fixture. The other end of the rope around the mans neck which left him hanging several feet from the floor. No ladder, no steps, nothing to stand on. How was the man able to do this?
He was standing on a block of ice.

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He was standing on a block of ice.


Booty... correct.
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What can you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
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What can you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
Holes.
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a plane with 100 people crashed into the cabin.
So where was all the plane wreckage?
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hyper m3 is on the ball!
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hyper m3 is on the ball!
I love riddles!!!

A man dies of thirst in his own home. Hows is this possible?
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A man dies of thirst in his own home. Hows is this possible?
The man lives in a house boat, and is in the middle of the ocean with no fresh water around.

Booya!
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The man lives in a house boat, and is in the middle of the ocean with no fresh water around.

Booya!
Nice one Scott!!
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Nice one Scott!!
I bet you a beer he looked that up..
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I bet you a beer he looked that up..
Thanks for the beer, then!

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u guys r like riddle masters
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