Does your Mrs cook your tea?

msport · 08-18-2010, 04:06 PM

Breakfast Lunch dinner and cups of tea on demand well trained

charliesum · 08-18-2010, 04:19 PM

first ten years of marriage ten meals
better since but she even makes me ring the take aways and i only get to drive her car when it needs filling up

she also reminded me the other week when it was her birthday... THAT IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY NOT MINE ...so i didnt get any ideas!

Em135eye · 08-19-2010, 02:38 AM

Our honeymoon was 5 months travelling in Oz and NZ on a tightish budget so cooking was pretty essential. We didn't die so I guess wife cooked decent food!

creepy coupe · 08-19-2010, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pjs

Or if you are posh, does your Mrs cook your Dinner?

If you're posh it's supper

prt71 · 08-19-2010, 02:44 AM

Nope, my wife hates cooking and doesn't get home until 7.30 whereas I love it and home by 6ish so a no brainer.

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 04:46 PM

Luckily yes and at least a 9 - Spot on. Tea that is - Dinner is what you have at Dinner time (ie- around 12pm)

RagingKileak · 08-19-2010, 05:25 PM

I say dinner or tea when I mean... Um.. Dinner or tea. Both occur at noon and in the evening.

Matt

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 05:37 PM

So you have your tea at dinner time?

RagingKileak · 08-19-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by - Paul -

So you have your tea at dinner time?

Well yes. But it's more like this... Breakfast and supper are clearly at.the beginning and end of the day, whilst lunch is in the middle. But both dinner and tea could possibly replace lunch or supper.

Matt

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 06:14 PM

I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa.

But how can you have tea at dinnertime?

NFS · 08-19-2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by - Paul -

I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa.

But how can you have tea at dinnertime?

One takes afternoon tea at around 4:00pm

vikzE92 · 08-20-2010, 03:03 AM

I am the misses and yes I do cook dinner for Jamie

peterg1965 · 08-20-2010, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by vikzE92

I am the misses and yes I do cook dinner for Jamie

You're only engaged, it will not last. Once the immortal words 'I do' are muttered, that changes everything. "I do" actually means "I don't" the day after the wedding.

Other phrases which come into play after the nuptials are complete, are:

"You can get your hands off those"

" where do you think you are going?"

" I've got a headache"

" Your dinner's in the dog"

" I'm pregnant"

Not that I am a cynic of course, twenty years of wedded bliss

But she still can't cook! (only joking darling, if you are reading this

)

rogerxp · 08-20-2010, 03:56 AM

Monday to Friday dinner/tea waiting for me. She looks after the little one all day and I'm at work so it's either she cooks or we eat late. I usually do the roast on Sunday and it's 50/50 on a Saturday.

I'd happily cook more if it mean lower clothes/bags/shoes/nails/hair/etc. bills

vikzE92 · 08-20-2010, 04:41 AM

Lol @ Pete!! Yes once we are married thats it! Ha ha
Need to get a date organised or it'll never happen!

dxb335d · 08-20-2010, 05:13 AM

I call evening meal DINNER.

N00dle · 08-20-2010, 09:56 AM

I cook...

When we dated she rustled me a thank you dinner for sorting out her Computer.

It was a Chilli Con Carne with Rice.

Rice took Al Dente to a new level, being polite I ate it all and told her it's delicious..

Therefore I was Sh1tting Gravel for 2 days.

Still in Sickness and in Health...love her dearly

Dr Dave · 08-20-2010, 12:35 PM

My Missus does all the cooking.

"Kitchen's for cookin', bedroom's for f....."

But I don't get any of the latter

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charliesum First Lieutenant 8 Rep 353 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: pompey iTrader: (1)	first ten years of marriage ten meals better since but she even makes me ring the take aways and i only get to drive her car when it needs filling up she also reminded me the other week when it was her birthday... THAT IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY NOT MINE ...so i didnt get any ideas! __________________ vxr8 only car ive ever had and asked to make the exhaust quieter
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- Paul - Major General 689 Rep 7,308 Posts Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [10.00] 2005 645 [9.00]	I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa. But how can you have tea at dinnertime? __________________ My Photos
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vikzE92 First Lieutenant 17 Rep 361 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire iTrader: (0)	Lol @ Pete!! Yes once we are married thats it! Ha ha Need to get a date organised or it'll never happen!
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