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06-29-2018, 02:08 PM | #90 | |
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Those have nothing on big, long duracells.
I'll work on this statement after you coarify yours a bit. Tripod is an all action in one cell? Is so, that's just one clay formation. Now, if we get a three engine action version in my way, I'd totally fight till the end. Totally.
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06-29-2018, 02:19 PM | #92 | |
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06-29-2018, 02:29 PM | #93 | ||
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I thought of a hydrocopter approach. You know, 16 propellers, four drivetrains and probably speaking German. But three powershafts could have been a bit much to comprehend. We need to talk about penises, you and I. Clearly you have a source for better knowledge I have.
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06-29-2018, 02:36 PM | #95 | |
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Honey, it was the cane you needed for walking. If not, we would've been friends a long time ago.
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06-29-2018, 02:36 PM | #96 | |
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For the record, the op let me in, and as the biggest perv here, I took it.
This ain't my fault.
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06-29-2018, 02:38 PM | #97 | |
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Let's break this down to reduce confusion to those who aren't LUPS. I am a man, my name is Jody, LUPS can't read so she thought I was a woman with the name of Judy. As a joke, I changed my user name to Not_Judy. Now that we are all caught up, even if Judy and Jody weren't the same person (fuck I can't believe I just typed that) Jody is not gay in order to steal anyone's boyfriend. Fuck Lups you're starting to confuse me on who the hell I am. I can't wait to be able to change my name again so I can start over as a new user......dammit. |
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06-29-2018, 02:39 PM | #98 |
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There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long
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06-29-2018, 02:41 PM | #99 | ||
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I can't read for shit, but you can either be my Judy with the handle Not_Jody, or you're a really hot chick who stole my Judy from waxed up Jody who will need tips in how to handle ingrowing hair soon.
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06-29-2018, 02:42 PM | #100 | |
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Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.
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06-29-2018, 02:43 PM | #101 | |
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Again, blame the op. I didn't comment until he allowed females in here!
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06-29-2018, 02:48 PM | #105 | |
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Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.
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I'm not exactly the most femaleish member here, I don't even allow my hair to be cut by anyone. I'm that allergic to girly shit.
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