My mother is hilarious

dxb335d · 05-14-2009, 02:21 AM

My old chap is thinking of buying a Merc CLS..

unfortunately not an AMG but prob a 500 etc.

I was discussing it with mum the other day and said id want to drive it also

she said ''No you will just take it up to the POND '' ;LOLO,LO meaning POd....

She said to my dad he is not getting an AGM one either

AGM AND pond, what a plonker... AMG and POD more like...

Mums eh, gotta love em. (Mine aint even dumb, just not car orientated at all)

blue2fire · 05-14-2009, 02:38 AM

Mine is worse, she saw an M3 and asked me if the "one with the slashes on its badge" was a hybrid

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Dave_3 · 05-14-2009, 03:32 AM

Hey, don't mock Mums Carl.

She cooks your tea (and you had no idea what smeg was, both versions) and helps look up tyre pressures when you panic call. Remember ?

Good ol' Mums.

D.

SiKkBaSs · 05-14-2009, 05:17 AM

I love my mummy.

AlanQS · 05-14-2009, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue2fire

Mine is worse, she saw an M3 and asked me if the "one with the slashes on its badge" was a hybrid

That's a classic!

beemerbird · 05-14-2009, 10:08 AM

My Mum said to me when I got the Cayman "Helen, how on earth are you going to get in and out of that car comfortably, it would cripple me." Obviously without hesitation I reminded her that I am 22 years younger than her. "Well yes I suppose so, I'd forgotten about that" was the reply.

"Friggin hell Mother" was my next reply followed by the pair of us laughing.

Wouldn't be without her though and she makes the best apple charlotte ever, best bread and butter pudding and her roast pork with crackling is superb to name a few lol.

Carl - didn't your Mum refer to us as your 'imaginary friends'?

Geoffo · 05-14-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

She makes the best apple charlotte ever, best bread and butter pudding and her roast pork with crackling is superb to name a few lol.

Making my mouth water.

Haven't had bread & butter pudding for nearly 20 years.

I've even asked my wife If she can make It, but she's never heard of It..
I need the recepie.

BTW my mum's great ,but also comes out with crazy stuff from time to time.

beemerbird · 05-14-2009, 12:32 PM

Geoff, do you want me to ask her for the recipe? I can remember most of it but wouldn't want to miss something.

This is a car forum isn't it.

Geoffo · 05-14-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Geoff, do you want me to ask her for the recipe? I can remember most of it but wouldn't want to miss something.

This is a car forum isn't it.

Yes please Helen, that'll be great.

Car forum ?? Think so last time I looked

G33 · 05-14-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

My old chap is thinking of buying a Merc CLS..

unfortunately not an AMG but prob a 500 etc.

I was discussing it with mum the other day and said id want to drive it also

she said ''No you will just take it up to the POND '' ;LOLO,LO meaning POd....

She said to my dad he is not getting an AGM one either

AGM AND pond, what a plonker... AMG and POD more like...

Mums eh, gotta love em. (Mine aint even dumb, just not car orientated at all)

mate youve been saying your ol man was gonna buy a quattroporte or M6 for 2 years or more now

i wud like to see your old man up at the POND too mate

Top bloke

SiKkBaSs · 05-14-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Geoff, do you want me to ask her for the recipe? I can remember most of it but wouldn't want to miss something.

This is a car forum isn't it.

Here's one I made earlier

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/da...in_85936.shtml

Geoffo · 05-15-2009, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightweight

Here's one I made earlier

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/da...in_85936.shtml

Cheers mate.

booforty · 05-15-2009, 03:53 AM

I love your Mum, she is the best!

creepy coupe · 05-15-2009, 04:03 AM

While pulling up behind a Volvo , my Nan asked "are those Vulva's any good?"

SiKkBaSs · 05-15-2009, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geoffo318

Cheers mate.

I'm gonna make it tonight as I got a bit of a craving for it yesterday. Off to the shops I go later on...

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