[willhollin]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Not up to it? We're always up to it, why do you think we invented Viagra. We got drugs for everything down here.

Hate to break it to you but Viagra was first discovered in good old England by two old limey bastards.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by ed335d

And what does he mean we?!

Safety in numbers............maybe thought we would generalise, which of course is rubbish as we are not that narrow minded...........unlike the 'one' that said ALL British women are dogs basically. Still chuckling at that one, I'll never go out in public again now.

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by willhollin

Hate to break it to you but Viagra was first discovered in good old England by two old limey bastards.

Go back to my earlier posts. It all makes perfect sense now, even massive amounts of alcohol could not help you get it up for some of the she-beasts you guys used to hook up with over there. No wonder why you lads had to invent Viagra. Well look send us a few thousand of those Central European beauties over here and we will call it even for saving your asses during WWII.

[ed335d]

Originally Posted by willhollin

Hate to break it to you but Viagra was first discovered in good old England by two old limey bastards.

And it beats a lolly stick and a couple of rubber bands

[RagingKileak]

For the record, I wish I had not started this thread!

Matt

[ed335d]

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

For the record, I wish I had not started this thread!

Matt

Well, what did you expect! Nothing wrong with a bit of friendly banter with our cousins from the other side of the pond.

[beemerbird]

Matt, don't worry luv.............just don't mention Vietnam ok.

Bet he couldn't do the Gillette ad either. It'll be a small cock thing.

[ThorsHammer]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Whos been blowing who?

Who's been blowing whom? That's WHOM.

Want to know why the English language is being savagely destroyed, look no further than the Mother Land.

Hey, LOL. You chaps started this fire-fight.

[beemerbird]

Oh you again - how are you today then?

You can't count Carlos btw.............he rushes when he types.

As for starting things.............everyone cast their minds back to that classic Fawlty Towers episode 'Don't mention the War'.

[ThorsHammer]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Oh you again - how are you today then?

You can't count Carlos btw.............he rushes when he types.

As for starting things.............everyone cast their minds back to that classic Fawlty Towers episode 'Don't mention the War'.

I guess "speed" is just in the bloke's blood!

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by ThorsHammer

I guess "speed" is just in the bloke's blood!

You've read 'the' posts then lol.

He has premium diesel running through his veins and other parts have been re-mapped............can't help but like the little bugger though.

[USAROCKSYEEHAA]

Leave America alone. It is a fantastic place full of great people. England is great too. Let's all love each other like the buddies we are. Some of you guys are the funniest ever on these forums. Guys like willhollin and neilmc. They love the USA

[solefald]

it's a story of someone who is old enough to drive a BMW, but not old enough to be able to express himself properly.

[SoYank]

You registered just to write that?

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by USAROCKSYEEHAA

Leave America alone. It is a fantastic place full of great people. England is great too. Let's all love each other like the buddies we are. Some of you guys are the funniest ever on these forums. Guys like willhollin and neilmc. They love the USA

Fishy alright - Smells like Will to me.

[SoYank]

Originally Posted by solefald

it's a story of someone who is old enough to drive a BMW, but not old enough to be able to express himself properly.

Maybe a new part of the driver's license test (new and renewal) should be an essay about why the applicant thinks they deserve a license. If it isn't coherent, the applicant flunks. Probably clear most of the roads in the US.

[alcook]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Go back to my earlier posts. It all makes perfect sense now, even massive amounts of alcohol could not help you get it up for some of the she-beasts you guys used to hook up with over there.

You're so right mate.... Ugly...Ugly...Ugly UK Girls..

How do we manage? I'm off to kill myself right now...

[ed335d]

Originally Posted by SoYank

Maybe a new part of the driver's license test (new and renewal) should be an essay about why the applicant thinks they deserve a license. If it isn't coherent, the applicant flunks. Probably clear most of the roads in the US.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by SoYank

Maybe a new part of the driver's license test (new and renewal) should be an essay about why the applicant thinks they deserve a license. If it isn't coherent, the applicant flunks. Probably clear most of the roads in the US.

That would probably solve the global warming issue too! It's funny how as a person with English... err... American as my second language, I will most likely do better on that test than people who were born and raised here....

[E902717]

if we hadn't given you your country in 1776 you would all be English and singing 'God save the Queen' remember its only on lease

[SoYank]

Originally Posted by E902717

if we hadn't given you your country in 1776 you would all be English and singing 'God save the Queen' remember its only on lease

Give us our country? Unless my history isn't up to snuff, in October 1781 we kick you guys out. 1776 was only when we told the world what we thought of King George III. As for that lease you speak of, is that what that fiasco in 1812-1814 was all about? Somebody got gazzumped.

[jonsteele]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

and we will call it even for saving your asses during WWII.

I wondered when that one would crop up! How did we survive until our buddies from across the pond decided to pop over and solve our little dispute? And of course, according to Hollywood, the British and her Allies then just sat back and watched the good old US of A save the world!