Noisy Sex Asbo!

pjs · 11-10-2009, 04:08 PM

From my local rag....

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.u...isy.5810859.jp

beemerbird · 11-10-2009, 04:24 PM

Yeah, read about that one before when the asbo was first issued.

N'owt as queer as folk eh!!

Dr Dave · 11-10-2009, 04:31 PM

dear oh dear, someone shove something in her gob!!

beemerbird · 11-10-2009, 04:40 PM

Dave!! You're at it again luv.

Dr Dave · 11-10-2009, 04:41 PM

Oh god, sorry Hels, it's been a loooooong time.

beemerbird · 11-10-2009, 04:45 PM

I'd rather gathered that lol.

I feel for you Dave........honestly I do, but I'm unable to help as I'm not a qualified marriage counsellor.

creepy coupe · 11-11-2009, 02:38 AM

Her fella is obviously not doing it right, coz if he was she'd be speachless.

beemerbird · 11-11-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creepy coupe

Her fella is obviously not doing it right, coz if he was she'd be speechless.

Del.

dxb335d · 11-11-2009, 12:52 PM

Sod that, 3 hours from midnight.

MIKEYBMW1 · 11-11-2009, 01:03 PM

i can manage 3 minutes

dxb335d · 11-11-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIKEYBMW1

i can manage 3 minutes

Me 2

Carrera RSR · 11-11-2009, 01:37 PM

Maybe if they got themselves a fucking job like the rest of us, they'd be too fucking tired to do any noisy fucking!!

beemerbird · 11-11-2009, 02:02 PM

I would have thought it would be a big turn off for the bloke all that bloody racket. Surely there's a fine line between 'expressing' your enjoyment and being ott.

2 & 3 minutes.............impressive guys lol.

MIKEYBMW1 · 11-11-2009, 02:46 PM

hey what can I say, I'm just a stud muffin.

Dr Dave · 11-11-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrerarsr

Maybe if they got themselves a fucking job like the rest of us, they'd be too fucking tired to do any noisy fucking!!

Here Here!!!!

beemerbird · 11-11-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIKEYBMW1

hey what can I say, I'm just a stud muffin.

WHAT only 3 minutes muffin as well Mikey

dxb335d · 11-11-2009, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

WHAT only 3 minutes muffin as well Mikey

''Only''

How many minutes do you want?

''Im here for good time, not a long time''

Dr Dave · 11-11-2009, 03:13 PM

I'll bet this noisy sex woman is a right fucking munter! Mark my words!

beemerbird · 11-11-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

''Only''

How many minutes do you want?

''Im here for good time, not a long time''

Now, now Carl, never give purely to receive. You've got alot to learn young man lol.

Good job I know you're joking.

dxb335d · 11-11-2009, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Now, now Carl, never give purely to receive. You've got alot to learn young man lol.

Good job I know you're joking.

LOLOLO 6 years I must be doing something right

(I hope

)

MIKEYBMW1 · 11-11-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemerbird

WHAT only 3 minutes muffin as well Mikey

yep , I'm that good at it

beemerbird · 11-11-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

LOLOLO 6 years I must be doing something right

(I hope

)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIKEYBMW1

yep , I'm that good at it

Touché

11-10-2009, 04:08 PM	#1
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