[sheps]

Spearmint Rhino appears on bills as "SR Grill".

I don't think any 'gentlemans club' would produce CC receipts saying "Titties Are Us" as it would kill 50% of their corporate business, which probably represent 75% of their income.

Hence they always use innocuous sounding restaurant-type names which you can slide past your finance department

Not every company is cool about margin being blown at "For Your Eyes Only" (fortunately, at the firm I work for, it's positively encouraged)

[NFS]

Originally Posted by sheps

Spearmint Rhino appears on bills as "SR Grill".

I don't think any 'gentlemans club' would produce CC receipts saying "Titties Are Us" as it would kill 50% of their corporate business, which probably represent 75% of their income.

Hence they always use innocuous sounding restaurant-type names which you can slide past your finance department

Not every company is cool about margin being blown at "For Your Eyes Only" (fortunately, at the firm I work for, it's positively encouraged)

It's compulsary at my place and the finance team are well aware of what we are spending the cash on.

I'm good as gold though .. the most I've spent in a night is £900 .. then again it helps if you get someone else to pay!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Bosses secretary called me in after one of the beancounters pointed out that Windmill Restruants Limited didn't sell much food and asked me whether I wanted it put forward to the main man for a signature.

I said yes and never heard anything more.

It was a very good night tho .........

least she was a good girl and checked with you, rather than landing you in a potential trouble sopt

man she derserves a drink just for keepin an eye out for you you might even get lucky!

Carlos

[Evil Diesel]

She was trying to get me dropped in the shit.

I was ready with the sums that the £2.5k I dropped in there saved us about £50k but no-one bothered to ask.

Anyway, it was a disaster of a night - my oppo asked the bird to marry him and I offered mine a job! Shame she didn't go for it .......

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

She was trying to get me dropped in the shit.

I was ready with the sums that the £2.5k I dropped in there saved us about £50k but no-one bothered to ask.

Anyway, it was a disaster of a night - my oppo asked the bird to marry him and I offered mine a job! Shame she didn't go for it .......

whats oppo?

[Evil Diesel]

opposite number.

The idiot I went there with ......

Who nearly got married .......

I doubt his wife would have approved.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

opposite number.

The idiot I went there with ......

Who nearly got married .......

I doubt his wife would have approved.

hilarious

he should realise that lap dancers are really not marraige material


Carlos

[OriginalFrak]

Ah so that's why my expenses from lapland got queried !

Very expensive reindeer steaks out there.

[NFS]

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

opposite number.

The idiot I went there with ......

Who nearly got married .......

I doubt his wife would have approved.

It's important to remember that the role of the lap dancer is to relieve you of your money as quickly as possible. Never, ever fall in love with one.

Once they discover that you have a company credit card then the siphoning of funds begins in earnest ...

The alarm bells should go off when instead of asking 'would you like a dance' they ask 'how much money have you got'

[NFS]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

hilarious

he should realise that lap dancers are really not marraige material


Carlos

This isn't necessarily the case.

However, I am pretty certain that lap dancers are unlikely to fall in love with someone that they danced for in a lap dancing club ...... even if they pretend to really really like you ...

It's not a bad career though ... a dancer in a top notch club can easily earn £80K a year.

[DervFan]

Originally Posted by sheps

Spearmint Rhino appears on bills as "SR Grill".

I don't think any 'gentlemans club' would produce CC receipts saying "Titties Are Us" as it would kill 50% of their corporate business, which probably represent 75% of their income.

Hence they always use innocuous sounding restaurant-type names which you can slide past your finance department

Not every company is cool about margin being blown at "For Your Eyes Only" (fortunately, at the firm I work for, it's positively encouraged)

Man, I've 'blown' a few K of my own and companies money in Park Royal, before I was married :rocks: I used to get 'dragged' (not quite kicking and screaming) by our sales guys and american colleagues everytime they came over.

Unfortunately one of the guys got caught out by his wife, when she checked the credit card statement, when he got back to the US.

She went :mad: and our SD gave us a gentle slap and suggested we give the place a wide birth from then on.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

This isn't necessarily the case.

However, I am pretty certain that lap dancers are unlikely to fall in love with someone that they danced for in a lap dancing club ...... even if they pretend to really really like you ...

It's not a bad career though ... a dancer in a top notch club can easily earn £80K a year.

and i dont think many men will fall in love with a bird, who gets off on girating on geezas crotches

prob worth a good ol' **** but thats about it

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

This isn't necessarily the case.

However, I am pretty certain that lap dancers are unlikely to fall in love with someone that they danced for in a lap dancing club ...... even if they pretend to really really like you ...

It's not a bad career though ... a dancer in a top notch club can easily earn £80K a year.

that 80k a year prob includes monies from a lil' erm, how can i put it, begins with a P aswell

[peterg1965]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

cool pic your fezza??


also she wants to watch that bleedin bracelet


Carlos

Carlos, is that your Mum?

[booforty]

Do they wax your bikini line too? If so, I might be interested...