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      05-28-2016, 02:52 PM   #287
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Skunk drama has officially fizzled?
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Yes..The thread was a winner, and I knew once it was rolling I had to work quick, because a silly topic like this only has legs for a certain period of time. I probably would not have worked so fast had it not been for all the interest. Still, no holes or smell or sightings for that matter, so on to the next project.
I'm still quite certain that BP OT would be spiced up by an, "Ask Skunky Anything" thread.
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I'm still quite certain that BP OT would be spiced up by an, "Ask Skunky Anything" thread.
Seconded.
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Well, I was trying to keep this a secret, but jgoens went and confessed on a confessions thread over where the humans hang out. Since the truth is out, I want to address it. Yes, we were lovers. He set that place up under the shed for me. Fortunately, he's hung like a skunk, so the mechanics were good. I left my wife and kids for him. He said he was going to leave his and I could move into the house. Then, all of a sudden, he tried to back out. I was going to tell her, then he just kicked me out. He went from "foaming my hole" to "foaming my hole", if you catch my drift. I figured, when the Sharks failed to make the finals again (cuz... Sharks, amirite?) that he would come back to my loving paws. But, they actually won. Fml. Truth is, he's a freak. He used to like it when I sprayed his face. He called it Skunkkake... Wtf?. So, now I am sad and have nowhere to live. I've been spraying his neighbors for $5 a shot just to make ends meet. I think he'll come back. He never could resist dat azz. Thanks for listening. I am just glad we live in the Bay Area where this could all be out in the open, if he would just leave his wife like he promised. We were supposed to go down to Calabasas next week and hang out with Caitlyn Jenner and be on ... its?... show. I'll let you know if he gets his tiny balls back and does what he promised. Here's a picture of my man lover jgoens on our first night together. #furry4lyfe
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OP. Wut?
That's such a disappointingly gheeeey turn of events.
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That's such a disappointingly gheeeey turn of events.
I like how we are talking about bestiality and furry-dom and you are disappointed that the skunk is of the same sex. Hehe... I hope you ever stop taking those painkillers (well, except that would fuck up your life, but I am pretty sure the lulz would make it worth it - for us).
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I like how we are talking about bestiality and furry-dom and you are disappointed that the skunk is of the same sex. Hehe... I hope you ever stop taking those painkillers (well, except that would fuck up your life, but I am pretty sure the lulz would make it worth it - for us).
Same-sex skunk sodomy is just like over the falls man.

Been trying to wean off the painkillers and get geared up to go back to work.

Craaaaaazy....
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