[johnjohn]

So, we're at the Chipotle mini-meet, sitting around and eating burritos and a couple of us are drinking beer, and THIS hot young thing pulls up with "Honk if you love my Cooch" written on her rear window. Oh, and I stole this photo from Spool. (Sorry, man. I didn't have my camera out at that time.)

[johnjohn]

The hottie makes the mistake of parking right in front of us. There's some poor dude with her, and he can't do anything but hang his head. (Of course, this "poor dude" is probably banging her.)

So the dialogue around the table goes something like this:

"Honk if you love my cooch? Honk if you love my freakin' COOCH? No freakin' way!"
"That's what it says, man."
"It does. It really does. Oh, wait, man ... she's hot!"
"Damn hot."
.. softly, in background: "Honk."
"I'll say."

Girl, to the table: "It's an inside joke. I have this friend ... and ..." then she gives up trying to explain and heads for the door. The guy with her just keeps his head down.

The guys again:
"INSIDE joke!"
"Man, that chick is hot."
"Damn hot."
"I'll say."
"But, 'Honk if you love my cooch'?"
"She says it's an inside joke."
"INSIDE joke."
"I'll say."
"But she's a hottie."
"I feel bad for the guy."
"I don't."
"Neither do I."
"She needs to wash that thing."
"The car?"
"Yeah."

Girl comes back outside and ignores us as she's leaving. Guy is hanging his head.

"There she goes."
"The ass is great."
"She's hot."
"Damn hot."
"Honk."
"Happy Father's Day."
"She needs to wash the car."
"I think that's either painted on or it's reflective tape."
"She's hot, though."
"I'll say."

[LEDZEP]

Did you honk?

[johnjohn]

Originally Posted by LEDZEP

Did you honk?

Vocally, kind of quietly. Someone said "honk" a couple of times. Oh, wait, that was me.

Too bad we weren't in our cars. We'd have given her the Bavarian Symphony Orchestra of honks.

[JackMac]

beep! beep!

[iatacs19]

<Borat's voice>

I like! Very nice!

</Borat's voice>

[Scottz71]

I think she was referring to a friend's cooch, which we didn't get to see...BUT, on the bright side she was hot...and so was her Mazda Millenia that looked like it had never been washed...I hope she takes better care of her cooch, or her boyfriend is going to be in trouble...

[johnjohn]

Originally Posted by Scottz71

I think she was referring to a friend's cooch, which we didn't get to see...BUT, on the bright side she was hot...and so was her Mazda Millenia that looked like it had never been washed...I hope she takes better care of her cooch, or her boyfriend in going to be in trouble...

[BCI]

Originally Posted by johnjohn

"She needs to wash that thing."
"The car?"
No, the cooch.

fixed, for what should have been said.

[FrankoQ]

Originally Posted by Scottz71

I think she was referring to a friend's cooch, which we didn't get to see...BUT, on the bright side she was hot...and so was her Mazda Millenia that looked like it had never been washed...I hope she takes better care of her cooch, or her boyfriend in going to be in trouble...

We should have given her a sticker for her car... or her cooch...

[Scottz71]

Originally Posted by FrankoQ

We should have given her a sticker for her car... or her cooch...

God knows what we would have found...that guy didn't look too 'clean' and sadly you never know what goes on with the kids these days...

But some dudes like it dirty...

[iatacs19]

she was sitting right next to us behind the window. I saw nothing but nice smooth legs.

[FrankoQ]

Originally Posted by iatacs19

she was sitting right next to us behind the window. I saw nothing but nice smooth legs.

That's because you didn't dive in...
You might have needed a radioactive suit for such adventure.

[iatacs19]

Originally Posted by FrankoQ

That's because you didn't dive in...
You might have needed a radioactive suit for such adventure.

I like the power of suggestion.

[johnjohn]

I'm willing to bet she has a nice cooch.

She looks like a woman who takes care of herself.

And yeah ... the legs were smoooooooth.

I thought the dialogue was pretty hilarious because we weren't really talking to each other as much as throwing out random comments.

Plus, what are the odds that you have a meet, and a girl pulls up with "Honk if you love my cooch" written on her window? Priceless.

[DrewKo]

Fin really hot!

[Scottz71]

Originally Posted by johnjohn

I'm willing to bet she has a nice cooch.

She looks like a woman who takes care of herself.

And yeah ... the legs were smoooooooth.

I thought the dialogue was pretty hilarious because we weren't really talking to each other as much as throwing out random comments.

Plus, what are the odds that you have a meet, and a girl pulls up with "Honk if you love my cooch" written on her window? Priceless.

The odds are good in the Northern Virginia area...there's a lot of cooch around here, and most of it is hanging out for the world to see...

[iatacs19]

Originally Posted by Scottz71

The odds are good in the Northern Virginia area...there's a lot of cooch around here, and most of it is hanging out for the world to see...

-AMEN

[johnjohn]

Originally Posted by Scottz71

The odds are good in the Northern Virginia area...there's a lot of cooch around here, and most of it is hanging out for the world to see...

Not that there's anything WRONG with that!

[KL2DC]

She did have nice legs...I can't remember her face

She was so defensive about it, she heard our comments, practically, 10 feet away....it was an inside joke for her friend who's last name is Cooch. No idea if her friend is as hot as her though

I don't think she was being a sport, what do you expect if you drive around with that on your rear window The least she can do is have a laugh about it when questioned/prompted.

[johnjohn]

Originally Posted by KL2DC

She did have nice legs...I can't remember her face

I'm willing to bet none of us could pick her out of a lineup. Unless she was wearing those shorts.

[Scottz71]

She had a FACE???