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      10-21-2018, 10:07 AM   #89
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Gotta be a joke. he must've been doing pool bets and joked while at it
According to the picture the guy almost emptied out his account. Sad if true.
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      10-22-2018, 08:03 AM   #90
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I like how everyone says it would be life changing. It wouldn't for everyone else that isn't already rich as well?
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Damn....

- Stuck with T Mobile
- Phone battery nearly dead
- Life savings amounts to less that $5k
- Just spent $3200 on powerball and lost
- The whole internet knows about you and your dumb ass move

Sucks to be him
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Damn....

- Stuck with T Mobile
- Phone battery nearly dead
- Life savings amounts to less that $5k
- Just spent $3200 on powerball and lost
- The whole internet knows about you and your dumb ass move

Sucks to be him
Social media is nothing short of a megaphone for the obtuse.
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I didn't win on purpose so it would get larger
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I didn't win on purpose so it would get larger
That's what she said
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      10-22-2018, 09:37 AM   #95
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Damn....

- Stuck with T Mobile
- Phone battery nearly dead
- Life savings amounts to less that $5k
- Just spent $3200 on powerball and lost
- The whole internet knows about you and your dumb ass move

Sucks to be him
This is why the lottery is banned in some countries.
Some people just can't handle it.
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You guys just didn’t pray hard enough for that poor dude... apparently we’re a little short on Evangelicals around here...
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That's what she said
Did you just assume the gender of the non-present party of this joke?
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That's what she said
Did you just assume the gender of the non-present party of this joke?
I'm sorry...

"That's what they said"
Doesn't have the same ring to it. I'm inclined to continue to hurt your PC feelings lol
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I'm sorry...

"That's what they said"
Doesn't have the same ring to it. I'm inclined to continue to hurt your PC feelings lol
I don't have any feelings, I'm just fucking with you.

I always use a spin off of the "she said" jokes with, "you say that to all the guys." Try it out, it's a good time.
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I'm sorry...

"That's what they said"
Doesn't have the same ring to it. I'm inclined to continue to hurt your PC feelings lol
I don't have any feelings, I'm just fucking with you.

I always use a spin off of the "she said" jokes with, "you say that to all the guys." Try it out, it's a good time.
You know I'm kidding you too!

I'll use that one too lol
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“i didn’t win on purpose so it would get larger”

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That's what she said
I assumed that was a dick joke that was missing something....
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“i didn’t win on purpose so it would get larger”


I assumed that was a dick joke that was missing something....
Yes.....a dick.
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Yes.....a dick.
but, but, “ so it would get larger”? The dick wasn’t implied? C’mon...who hasn’t heard that before, right? Just preceded with something a little different...
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but, but, “ so it would get larger”? The dick wasn’t implied? C’mon...who hasn’t heard that before, right? Just preceded with something a little different...
I agree with you. They can't all be winners, he tried.
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Yes.....a dick.
but, but, " so it would get larger"? The dick wasn't implied? C'mon...who hasn't heard that before, right? Just preceded with something a little different...
Jackpots get larger too...

Apparently we can pick our poison. You have picked yours! LOL
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Jackpots get larger too...

Apparently we can pick our poison. You have picked yours! LOL
Lol...
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      10-22-2018, 11:21 AM   #107
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As I rode my bike into the baseball field where my son used to play (to pay my bookie) I thought to myself, "Self, we REALLY need to win this lotto thingy and repave this fucking road"
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      10-22-2018, 11:57 AM   #108
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draft an affidavit detailing the percentages of the winnings I want to go to my family as partners in the ticket , like the pools at work do so they get it direct from the lottery , pay their own taxes , and do not have to wait for me to die and then pay inheritance tax after I paid all that income tax
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draft an affidavit detailing the percentages of the winnings I want to go to my family as partners in the ticket , like the pools at work do so they get it direct from the lottery , pay their own taxes , and do not have to wait for me to die and then pay inheritance tax after I paid all that income tax
You see, this is why I would come to the BMW forum for my legal and estate planning advice!!
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      10-22-2018, 12:27 PM   #110
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I agree with you. They can't all be winners, he tried.
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