Could you tell me what these warnings mean?

newX3user · 10-01-2011, 11:47 AM

Hi,

I was wondering if you could tell me what the following signs mean.

ENINTY · 10-01-2011, 01:47 PM

Picture 1: Means you are increasing the strength of hurricanes due to your exhaust emissions causing global warming.

Picture 2: Means a flood is coming due to the increased strength of future hurricanes (related to first picture).

Picture 3: Means you are about to run into a increased-strength hurricane (related to first picture).

kokopuffs405 · 10-01-2011, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENINTY

Picture 1: Means you are increasing the strength of hurricanes due to your exhaust emissions causing global warming.

Picture 2: Means a flood is coming due to the increased strength of future hurricanes (related to first picture).

Picture 3: Means you are about to run into a increased-strength hurricane (related to first picture).

Admir328xiCT · 10-01-2011, 02:47 PM

First light indicated a problem with your exhaust ( hole, oxygen sensor etc..)

Second light tells you to check your coolant level.

Working on the third one ....

Glim · 10-01-2011, 03:55 PM

1. A picture of your car accelerating hard
2. The attitude indicator showing your car is not level with the ground
3. Your car has overheated, those are steam trails coming out of the hood
4. The owner’s manual, look on page 70

Admir328xiCT · 10-01-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Glim

1. A picture of your car accelerating hard
2. The attitude indicator showing your car is not level with the ground
3. Your car has overheated, those are steam trails coming out of the hood
4. The ownerÂ’s manual, look on page 70

You post a link then state the car overheated when it has nothing to do with overheat it's a emissions issue....

Glim · 10-01-2011, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Admir328xiCT

You post a link then state the car overheated when it has nothing to do with overheat it's a emissions issue....

We are kidding

It's a joke - these pictures are covered in the owners manual.

mike3000fl · 10-01-2011, 06:40 PM

emissions and brake fluid flush are "needed" 11/2011

not a warning, just a reminder, part of the CBS system.

you have a warning triangle. what is that for? are you low on fuel? in that menu go to CHECK

///M3NACE · 10-01-2011, 06:48 PM

I was actually thinking how can these people be so stupid but i realized they are noobs... Car overheating??? GTFO and read the manual. Guy above me is on point

JunkStory · 10-01-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENINTY

Picture 1: Means you are increasing the strength of hurricanes due to your exhaust emissions causing global warming.

Picture 2: Means a flood is coming due to the increased strength of future hurricanes (related to first picture).

Picture 3: Means you are about to run into a increased-strength hurricane (related to first picture).

ENINTY · 10-02-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mike3000fl

emissions and brake fluid flush are "needed" 11/2011

not a warning, just a reminder, part of the CBS system.

you have a warning triangle. what is that for? are you low on fuel? in that menu go to CHECK

The last one is actually the indication for a "Road Saftey" inspection, or locality (State) inspection as some States have in the USA.

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Admir328xiCT Private First Class 26 Rep 103 Posts Drives: 2007 BMW 328xi Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Central Area of CT iTrader: (0)	First light indicated a problem with your exhaust ( hole, oxygen sensor etc..) Second light tells you to check your coolant level. Working on the third one ....
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Glim Captain 21 Rep 780 Posts Drives: 2006 330i & 2013 X5 35i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Victoria, BC iTrader: (0)	1. A picture of your car accelerating hard 2. The attitude indicator showing your car is not level with the ground 3. Your car has overheated, those are steam trails coming out of the hood 4. The owner’s manual, look on page 70
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