Confess here

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Have you ever tried drinking Bailey's from a shoe?

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

I gotta mangiiiiinaaaa!

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Next up: shave the dome.

amirite Judy???

I confess to wishing I had done this 30 years ago.

I'm a fan of the shaved noggin. Saves time and money, not to mention women love to put their hands on it. Accent with glasses, tattoos & a BMW and for some odd reason women appear.

Kev312 · 11-20-2018, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Have you ever tried blue cheese straight out someone's toes?

For sure dude, I gobble on toes like Thanksgiving dinner.

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

Such a stupid video but never fails to make me laugh.

Joekerr · 11-20-2018, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Not yet. Not sure I've had ice wine yet... lol what's that?

You should be able to find it in your liquor store...just ask. Make sure you serve cold. It is an extremely sweet / high sugar content wine, think of it like a dessert wine.

But for some reason, it and blue cheese goes well together.

________ · 11-20-2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Not yet. Not sure I've had ice wine yet... lol what's that?

You should be able to find it in your liquor store...just ask. Make sure you serve cold. It is an extremely sweet / high sugar content wine, think of it like a dessert wine.

But for some reason, it and blue cheese goes well together.

I'll try!

1MOREMOD · 11-20-2018, 03:01 PM

Blue cheese is still gross.

david in germany · 11-20-2018, 03:04 PM

Fresh bow tie noodles, Gorgonzola blue cheese, fresh cream, salt, white pepper and a shot of Tabasco.... nom nom nom

Darth One · 11-20-2018, 03:42 PM

I like to fuck with people before Black Friday by telling them about fake sales

________ · 11-20-2018, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I like to fuck with people before Black Friday by telling them about fake sales

Are you a prostitute?

gabriel.psd · 11-20-2018, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Are you a prostitute?

Prostitutes can’t lie about Black Friday deals. It’s in the code.

Darth One · 11-20-2018, 03:52 PM

There will be a special. 69 for $69, mark my words

________ · 11-20-2018, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

There will be a special. 69 for $69, mark my words

Going down on a hooker sounds more like an April Fool's deal rather than Black Friday...

PA135ii · 11-20-2018, 03:56 PM

When I was 12, I accidentally closed the bathroom door on our cats' tail. It broke the tail and I blamed my little sister.

gabriel.psd · 11-20-2018, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PA135ii

When I was 12, I accidentally closed the bathroom door on our cats' tail. It broke the tail and I blamed my little sister.

My big sister threw a tennis ball down the hallway at our house when we were little and it hit my great-aunt in the head. She was disabled and very old. She blamed me. I had no idea what was going on and my dad came into my room and beat the living hell out of me with a belt. That was the first and only time my dad ever laid his hands on me.

I say this for your little sister: fuck you, you sick monster.

AntF32 · 11-20-2018, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kev312

Have you ever tried drinking Bailey's from a shoe?

IT's OLD GREG!

________ · 11-20-2018, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

GENTLEMEN!! Not_Judy upstatedoc OnerDriver omfg I'm in TEARS! Confession omfg!!

I changed the oil AGAIN 8x, but this time I used "Liqui-Moly"! My friend from around the corner just called me (I haven't heard from her in YEARS) and she said "wtf is WRONG with YOU! You pulled out on me and I heard that shi*! It sounded like a RACE CAR!!" I apologized to her but I am in tears. No DTM's at ALL!!

I've been working so hard on this car...omfg. It pulls like a pissed off BULL!!

Pray for me guys because the DTM has ruined my LIFE! It used to come on right when I started the car up but didn't come on not ONE TIME when I was flogging it. THANK YA JESUS! Even put it in Sport+ and took a curve and the shit just said "give me MORE BABY"!!!

Conventional wisdom says to sell it ASAP but it feels so good...that shit sounds and FEELS like a "race car!!"

Nice!

I gotta ask though: what is this DTM you're speaking of?

Edit: never mind, I think it's drivetrain malfunction lol

I hate this message

the X3 used to do it all the time, needed a new turbo.

King Rudi · 11-20-2018, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

GENTLEMEN!! Not_Judy upstatedoc OnerDriver omfg I'm in TEARS! Confession omfg!!

I changed the oil AGAIN 8x, but this time I used "Liqui-Moly"! My friend from around the corner just called me (I haven't heard from her in YEARS) and she said "wtf is WRONG with YOU! You pulled out on me and I heard that shi*! It sounded like a RACE CAR!!" I apologized to her but I am in tears. No DTM's at ALL!!

I've been working so hard on this car...omfg. It pulls like a pissed off BULL!!

Pray for me guys because the DTM has ruined my LIFE! It used to come on right when I started the car up but didn't come on not ONE TIME when I was flogging it. THANK YA JESUS! Even put it in Sport+ and took a curve and the shit just said "give me MORE BABY"!!!

Conventional wisdom says to sell it ASAP but it feels so good...that shit sounds and FEELS like a "race car!!"

I've been working on it all DAY!! Pray that the DTM doesn't come back because I don't drive cars with warning lights on...but this shit just snatched my SOUL!!!!

That's awesome man! Glad to hear!

Turkish Pickle · 11-20-2018, 09:45 PM

1: i went through a case and three six packs of beer since friday evening
2- first was corona, tried and true, then saw my dad's favorite beer that i was not able to find anywhere else and neither was he (rogue dead guy ale, i'd give it a 10/10)
3- bought shock top because i like lemons and it was cheap but this tastes like total garbage, i'd rather have a natty light over this...
4- im still going to finish the shock tops because i already paid for the booze and i'd hate to let it go to waste

so ultimate one liner confession: i think i am a high functioning alcoholic when im let alone without anything to do

CTinline-six · 11-21-2018, 07:51 AM

My sister left her 2013 Jetta at my house since she went on vacation for Thanksgiving and left a list of stuff it needs done to it.

I HATE working on Volkswagens. Some of it isn't bad but a lot of it makes me say WTF were they thinking. Not to mention whoever changed the oil on it last (a quick lube) stripped the drain plug so it was leaking, and the oil filter canister was also leaking and made a huge mess all over everything.

I like helping my family maintain their cars but sometimes I just want to pretend I don't know how to do any of this.

King Rudi · 11-21-2018, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Confession: my sis just called and asked if I was SURE that I didn't want to go with my family including Mom on their Thanksgiving trip to Greece. Admittedly, I'd like to go but being under the hood of one of my cars is how I prefer to spend my vacation....happy Thanksgiving!!

Greece would be hard to pass up, but going with family would yield the same for me. If I'm going to do some traveling I would much rather do it with a significant other versus family. I always enjoy my alone time to work on projects when I have time off too. Considering some new artwork on the chalkboard in the living room in the near future, possibly during the two weeks off at the end of next month.

Enjoy your grease over Greece.

wdb · 11-21-2018, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Blue cheese is still gross.

All cheese starts out as spoiled milk.

1MOREMOD · 11-21-2018, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by wdb

All cheese starts out as spoiled milk.

That's nice, I dont have to like spoiled things. Go eat some rotten meat.

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