Fandango and Modfather meet pics

NFS · 08-28-2007, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

So how did you scratch your smooth bits recently or was the bush a bit stubbly ?

Exactly ... I tangled with a poorly trimmed bush and now have scratch marks right down my flanks.

Just shows how important it is to closely trim the topiary.

booforty · 08-28-2007, 09:26 AM

I knew a girl once who was obsessed with trimming her bonsai on a daily basis...

NFS · 08-28-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

I knew a girl once who was obsessed with trimming her bonsai on a daily basis...

Did you offer to trim it for her ?

booforty · 08-28-2007, 10:11 AM

Yes, but it was not easy trimming her bonsai with a Remington Ladyshave...

Evil Diesel · 08-28-2007, 11:00 AM

I am seriously pleased to see that I can completely debase any thread.

NFS - I sympathise with your scratching problem - perhaps next time you will check the Adams Apple a bit more closely .......

NFS · 08-28-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

I am seriously pleased to see that I can completely debase any thread.

NFS - I sympathise with your scratching problem - perhaps next time you will check the Adams Apple a bit more closely .......

If there is an Adams Apple to check then I wouldn't get to close

Evil Diesel · 08-28-2007, 11:06 AM

Then an early Christmas present of a quality Ladyboyshave should do the trick

NFS · 08-28-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Then an early Christmas present of a quality Ladyboyshave should do the trick

Do they use ladyboys to trim hedges in Cornwall?

Evil Diesel · 08-28-2007, 11:14 AM

I prefer to call my Southern Reigons 'The Tropics' but I suppose that with a protracted period of disuse Cornwall will do.

dxb335d · 08-28-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

I prefer to call my Southern Reigons 'The Tropics' but I suppose that with a protracted period of disuse Cornwall will do.

remmib · 08-28-2007, 12:33 PM

LOL, you guys are funny

BTW nice meeting

NFS · 08-28-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

I prefer to call my Southern Reigons 'The Tropics' but I suppose that with a protracted period of disuse Cornwall will do.

So you use ladyboys to 'trim the topiary' in your 'southern region' and you select them according to the size of their Adams Apple?

booforty · 08-28-2007, 01:14 PM

What's your favourite bush? Mine's the leylandii. When it grows it provides a type of fence around the perimter of your garden...

NFS · 08-28-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

What's your favourite bush? Mine's the leylandii. When it grows it provides a type of fence around the perimter of your garden...

I prefer the cotoneaster ... which is strangely enough not pronounced 'cotton-easter'.

Instead, for reasons I do not understand it is pronounced 'cott-o-ne-aster'.

It's a vicious little b*gger as well ... nearly as nasty as a pyrocanthea or even the savage Berberis.

Obviously these are shrubs with a 'bushy habit'

There is some debiety about the true status of the leylandii, which is often considered to be a hedging shrub, but should more correctly be described as a bloody great tree.

dxb335d · 08-28-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

What's your favourite bush? Mine's the leylandii. When it grows it provides a type of fence around the perimter of your garden...

isnt laylandii the name a model

she nice

Steve A · 08-28-2007, 01:30 PM

My ex girlfriends "pubus humungous" was that bushy a black and decker strimmer was the only viable solution

NFS · 08-28-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

My ex girlfriends "pubus humungous" was that bushy a black and decker strimmer was the only viable solution

I find that if you let them grow long and plait them they can look quite fetching.

Steve A · 08-28-2007, 01:38 PM

and a suppose a little stich here a little sticth there and e voila some flap openers...........hhmmmmmmmm wonder what shes doing this weekend

Evil Diesel · 08-28-2007, 01:40 PM

There are clearly some very strange goings on in the boonies that must pass us Townies by.

I must leave NFS and his followers to his plaits and wicker man worship ....

vivekk · 08-28-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

isnt laylandii the name a model

she nice

I assume you mean Leilani Dowding, Carslosh?

Even if you don't, I'm sure she has a great Bonsai & looks after her bush very well.

I doubt she uses a LadyboyShave, however!

Viv

squeezebm · 08-28-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by vivekk

I assume you mean Leilani Dowding, Carslosh?

Even if you don't, I'm sure she has a great Bonsai & looks after her bush very well.

I doubt she uses a LadyboyShave, however!

Viv

vivekk · 08-28-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by squeezebm

Just in case that wasn't clear enough for you, squeeze!

Viv

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