[Eazyrock]

I have billions of eyes yet I live in darkness
I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes.
I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres.

What am I?

[Bimmer335i07]

Originally Posted by Eazyrock

I have billions of eyes yet I live in darkness
I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes.
I have no muscles, yet I rule two hemispheres.

What am I?

A brain!

[Eazyrock]

Originally Posted by Bimmer335i07

A brain!

Damn you and your google searches... j/k Batman cartoon ftw.. hehe

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A woman goes to a relative's funeral. At the funeral she meets a guy. The woman falls in love with the man. The two of them start talking until the eulogy begins. After the funeral, the woman looks around for the guy, but she cannot find him. She gives up and goes home. Later that night, she kills her sister. Why?

[HyperM3]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

A woman goes to a relative's funeral. At the funeral she meets a guy. The woman falls in love with the man. The two of them start talking until the eulogy begins. After the funeral, the woman looks around for the guy, but she cannot find him. She gives up and goes home. Later that night, she kills her sister. Why?

This is an old one. Im not gonna give the answer so quick to let others have a chance. I like this one though.

[Eazyrock]

Since it was at a relatives funeral were she met the man, he has to have some connection with the family, I'd say she kills her sister so there can be another funeral.

[slick101]

Originally Posted by Eazyrock

Since it was at a relatives funeral she met the man, he has to have some connection with the family, I'd say she kills her sister so there can be another funeral.

i agree!!!

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by Eazyrock

Since it was at a relatives funeral were she met the man, he has to have some connection with the family, I'd say she kills her sister so there can be another funeral.

+1