[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Lups

Gah, I'm a horrible bitch but this was a mean trick from the hubby!

I just a few days ago wrote to a politics thread I'd rather be killed and watch my kids being killed than kill an innocent to save them. I am pretty much a pacifist but I fantasize about stabbing him with a fork now.

I have issues.



All good?

ahh, seems appropriate here to insert the following beautiful and poetic quote from General Mattis:

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.



all muy bueno on my end...a little nervous for this military medical exam tomorrow morning...praying to Vishnu/Shiva/Durga/Christ/Allah/Satan/Pablo Escobar that the hoe i raw dogged a few weeks ago, the one who, as I learned the next morning, just got back from a saharan expedition in Africa and "might have touched a bleeding child in show of solidarity" didn't give me AIDS...cause then i'd be more fucked than the hoes who were "caught outside" by the "cash me ousside howbow dah" hoe



other than that, i'm just peachy, thx for asking

[ASBSECU E93]

speaking of funerals....

I attended a funeral for the father of one of my closest friends about a month ago, and this just happened to be my first 'Southern Country' African-American funeral.

When it is my time to leave this earth - THIS is how my service will be!!

Singing for three hours, a little 3 piece band (Keyboards, Base, and Drums).

Think about the scene from the Blues Brothers with James Brown

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

ahh, seems appropriate here to insert the following beautiful and poetic quote from General Mattis:

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.



all muy bueno on my end...a little nervous for this military medical exam tomorrow morning...praying to Vishnu/Shiva/Durga/Christ/Allah/Satan/Pablo Escobar that the hoe i raw dogged a few weeks ago, the one who, as I learned the next morning, just got back from a saharan expedition in Africa and "might have touched a bleeding child in show of solidarity" didn't give me AIDS...cause then i'd be more fucked than the hoes who were "caught outside" by the "cash me ousside howbow dah" hoe



other than that, i'm just peachy, thx for asking

Mattis and I have had the same English teachers clearly. We are like the modern day Shakespeares! (not familiar with his work, but he does contribute good quotes)

As for that rest, that would be horrible! That's not even a cool story to tell after you've shared it (aids). I mean, really?

"I fucked a missionary and now I have AIDS"

If shit hits the fan, I'll help you rewrite that!

You'll be fine, but keep me posted, will ya?

But really. Ill glitter the shit out of the story if needed.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Lups

"I fucked a missionary and now I have AIDS"

Probably only in one position, too.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Probably only in one position, too.

Please. Let him have at lease a piece of dignity!

Smoosh I believe in you!! The lights were on at least!!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Bacon for you William...

Theres something to get stuffed...and the pig at last of the row

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Theres something to get stuffed...and the pig at last of the row

Yeah right , but the pig is actually war strategy with the function of anti-Jihadi .
Finally I really wonder why the US don't drops pigs on the Isis suckers ?

*Trump* can you read this my friend ?

[nyalpine90]

bacon is good for you!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

bacon is good for you!

I love pigs

[08njSTEP]

When I was around 10 years old my step mom bought a piglet as a joke for her boss. She wanted to clean it up before taking it into the office. We put a rope around it's neck, but not too tight. Bam! Piglet was on the run. 5-6 kids running around suburbia trying to catch a wet pig. Pretty funny scene. Pig went to a farm, got fat, turned into bacon and pork chops.

[Aatish]

The Sopranos is too good.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

speaking of funerals....

I attended a funeral for the father of one of my closest friends about a month ago, and this just happened to be my first 'Southern Country' African-American funeral.

When it is my time to leave this earth - THIS is how my service will be!!

Singing for three hours, a little 3 piece band (Keyboards, Base, and Drums).

Think about the scene from the Blues Brothers with James Brown

I just want my corpse to be thrown into the Mariana Trench with concrete shoes so it collapses under the immense pressure like pancake, of course with a gopro as well, so it can be documented for science.

[1MOREMOD]

I wanna have a party with all my friends getting liquored up and telling stories about my shenanigans while listening to damn it feels good to be a gangster

[Aatish]

Watched Heat last night.

Kinda wanna pull a bank job.

[Axius]

Thatd be dope too. Id expect everyone would be on a decked out yacht drinking Cristal and sniffing yayo off top tier female escorts whilst tossing my body overboard.


Also good idea, count me in. Need to decide what bank will have most potential and least amount of secruity to bypass.

[RJ_]

Ax, you're a pool boy, right? Want to replace a water heater for me?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Ax, you're a pool boy, right? Want to replace a water heater for me?

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...


I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

[Aatish]

Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...


I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

I pay in Trident Layers and complimentary bubble baths using the glorious hot water you created.

Working conditions are a dank basement.

Wardrobe: I never wear pants at home, so I guess, dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...


I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

See, you shouldn't have taken the side gig with Biorin!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Welp. Look like I'm staking out banks this weekend.

Watch the Ocean's movies if you need some ideas.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I pay in Trident Layers and complimentary bubble baths using the glorious hot water you created.

Working conditions are a dank basement.

Wardrobe: I never wear pants at home, so I guess, dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Pffffft...., that sounds way better than a crumbling pool house, no pay, no food, forced to wear no pants, constant gawking in freezing cold temps from an abusive employer...

Originally Posted by Lups

See, you shouldn't have taken the side gig with Biorin!

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.