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      07-22-2018, 03:12 AM   #45
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Fuck. Did I take an Ambien again?
No, I just trumped a bet.
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Fuck. Did I take an Ambien again?
No, I just trumped a bet.
Oh. Just use one of the AmEx. Getting ready for the bacon and English Muffin heist unless you want to go double or nothing. I bet this will cause the missing butler to actually appear...
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Oh. Just use one of the AmEx. Getting ready for the bacon and English Muffin heist unless you want to go double or nothing. I bet this will cause the missing butler to actually appear...
Now that I think about it, I did find a nice abandoned house! I am going to need your amex for it, but I'd name a room for you!

No? Fine...

I really want pics from your breakfast heist. It'll go in the file of legendary Lemmie& Lups doing stupid shit!
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Ooooooh... I found the perfect flooring! Now I really need the amex.
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Oh, and I want this old tiles pile! That will virtually be free but the amount of beer I'll need to make a bathroom out of it will sent your accounts!

This is now becoming a new addition of Dear diary entries to you Lemmie!
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Shit, shit, shit.

I also need a new hammer, and a saw and I hope your cards love eco friendly insulations.
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How do you feel about restoring 20's furniture? Lemmie salon definitely needs a chair that's currently pretty much rotten. It'll cost at least 40 bucks to fix it.
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Um momento por favor como eu estou em um transe de porco. Obrigado!
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Um momento por favor como eu estou em um transe de porco. Obrigado!
Hahahaahahahahahahahah! How were the English muffins?

Thanks for the fantasy renovation project babe! My kids think I went insane cuz I keep laughing at weird times here!
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Hahahaahahahahahahahah! How were the English muffins?

Thanks for the fantasy renovation project babe! My kids think I went insane cuz I keep laughing at weird times here!
Missing, and to rub salt in the wounds, vodka, tomato juice, and English Sauce is behind lock and key.
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Missing, and to rub salt in the wounds, vodka, tomato juice, and English Sauce is behind lock and key.
That's just wrong! I'll start writing a customer review for you! Those fuckers will never know what hit them!
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This could have been an interesting and thought provoking thread.
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I would be sooo good at spending money on shit other women wouldn't. After this research seesion, i just wanted you all to know it!
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Nancy Pelosi quoting MLK

"God never intended for one group of people to live in superfluous inordinate wealth, while others live in abject deadening poverty."

Pelosi's net worth is $29.35 million, cant she use some of that money to help the poor?

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Lemmie, I think I'm going to need you to find those old news papers from your old home! I want to do a wallpaper with those. You're in charge of constallatios.
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They're sealed up in the walls, but I'd imagine $4.979M would grant access to remove a small number plus the Winston Churchill BBQ and Bar. But really, who wants to read the papers from '28-'30 again. Couldn't possibly be relevant to our current modern society.
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They're sealed up in the walls, but I'd imagine $4.979M would grant access to remove a small number plus the Winston Churchill BBQ and Bar. But really, who wants to read the papers from '28-'30 again. Couldn't possibly be relevant to our current modern society.
Fine... I'll get copies but your ass is in charge of making them look old! Coffee and an ironing thingy should do the trick!

I'm such a good friend! I went from spending your money to using you as slave labor!
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They're sealed up in the walls, but I'd imagine $4.979M would grant access to remove a small number plus the Winston Churchill BBQ and Bar. But really, who wants to read the papers from '28-'30 again. Couldn't possibly be relevant to our current modern society.
Fine... I'll get copies but your ass is in charge of making them look old! Coffee and an ironing thingy should do the trick!

I'm such a good friend! I went from spending your money to using you as slave labor!
I have pics of them somewhere. What was surprising is that they had not taken on a patina. Other than being crumpled up and stuffed in the CBS cavities, they looked just as they did 90 years ago.
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I have pics of them somewhere. What was surprising is that they had not taken on a patina. Other than being crumpled up and stuffed in the CBS cavities, they looked just as they did 90 years ago.
That's so cool!

If I actually can buy the house that's been the thing I've been drooling on for a week now, I'd really appreciate if you'd send me a few. Those could be cool things to put on a wall as a piece.

I'm pretty sure the hubby will scream bloody murder. He isn't in to old ruined homes as I am.
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It'd be nice if you two could use PM's on your off topic tangents.

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Nah, we text for that. This is not off topic, this is my daily therapy session.
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