What's the oddest thing you've dug up?

Dr Dave · 11-17-2009, 01:21 PM

Yesterday we were digging some steel posts into the ground at our yard, digging down about 900mm or so - we dug up a 10" pink vibrator!!!!!

Naturally we fished it out with a shovel and put it to one side - we're gonna plant it in the fitters toolbox tommorrow when he's not looking. Let the fun begin!!

pjs · 11-17-2009, 01:24 PM

in for pics!!

Dr Dave · 11-17-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pjs

in for pics!!

Ok you perv, I'll take a pic of the aformentioned plastic dong tommorrow and post it up for your enjoyment.

Couple of other forums I've posted this on haven't asked for pics, this one is special

Carrera RSR · 11-17-2009, 03:06 PM

A rotten sole of a shoe and a collection of bones this summer in my garden. Ended up in the skip and I carried on laying my decking and lawn

willhollin · 11-17-2009, 03:16 PM

I dug up my gran.

Snooky · 11-17-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

I dug up my gran.

MIKEYBMW1 · 11-17-2009, 03:40 PM

pissing my self now

pjs · 11-17-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

Ok you perv, I'll take a pic of the aformentioned plastic dong tommorrow and post it up for your enjoyment.

Couple of other forums I've posted this on haven't asked for pics, this one is special

Give it a wash first

Dr Dave · 11-18-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pjs

Give it a wash first

OK! Will do

Synergy 69 · 11-18-2009, 07:58 AM

waiting for pics =)

Hedges · 11-18-2009, 09:12 AM

Post pic of said dildo with you beside it giving a double thumbs up!

beemerbird · 11-18-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedges

Post pic of said dildo with you beside it giving a double thumbs up!

Won't that make Dave feel somewhat small.

My other half and his father dug up a skeleton of a Roman donkey with cart and some Roman artefacts/coins in a field near Brough (Petuaria).

Dr Dave · 11-18-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedges

Post pic of said dildo with you beside it giving a double thumbs up!

OK....see what I can arrange!

ElegantSpoon · 11-18-2009, 02:10 PM

In for pics!

Dr Dave · 11-18-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ElegantSpoon

In for pics!

Oh FFS, I'm beginning to regret this!

pjs · 11-18-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

Oh FFS, I'm beginning to regret this!

Did you pretend???

Hedges · 11-18-2009, 03:05 PM

Do one of these faces as your taking the picture with it...

willhollin · 11-18-2009, 03:06 PM

Come on Dave, pull it out your arse and take a photo of it.

Dr Dave · 11-18-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedges

Do one of these faces as your taking the picture with it...

Absofuckinglutely no chance!

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Come on Dave, pull it out your arse and take a photo of it.

Again, no chance after it's been up your and carls asses. I heard about it, it took place in the back seats of the DXB at the 1/4 mile.

330cdsport · 11-19-2009, 03:41 AM

LOL - very funny thread!

pjs · 11-19-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 330cdsport

LOL - very funny thread!

especially as Dr Dave hasn't yet come up with the goods

!

jjbirch · 11-19-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pjs

especially as Dr Dave hasn't yet come up with the goods

!

i keep texting him to pull it out of his wifes ass lol

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