So last saturday...I have a question.

CollinsE90 · 12-08-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

LMAO!

Or at least a BJ!

He could of tied a steak to a stick and hung it over her while hitting it from the back, inching it closer the whole time. Once he nuts throw it in the front yard and close the door.

BMW F22 · 12-08-2010, 11:11 PM

So full of win I'm crying tears of happyness!!!

bmwmthree · 12-08-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

So full of win I'm crying tears of happyness!!!

...? he has a dui and violated his probation. this story could've ended a lot worse if they found they key...

CollinsE90 · 12-08-2010, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

...? he has a dui and violated his probation. this story could've ended a lot worse if they found they key...

who invited Buzz Killington

bmwmthree · 12-08-2010, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

who invited Buzz Killington

well, i got this in my PM box

DougLikesBMW · 12-09-2010, 12:16 AM

Well you don't test positive for HIV until like 6 months down the road, just sayin' since you asked.

Also, you better hope that a urine test can test for all STDs, because last I heard for some of them they have to stick a big Q-tip in your dick and swab around. Have fun with that. Also I heard that pissing afterwards is a really bitch too.

Having something go inside my dick is probably my worst fear.

Good luck bro

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Year's_End · 12-09-2010, 12:19 AM

10/10

JayKay335i · 12-09-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

all i read from this was "OMG I FUCKED A HO WITHOUT WRAPPING IT!!!!"

+1

BMW_03 · 12-09-2010, 12:35 AM

Funny stuff..you must be sweating it.. oh well man, I hope you got that ho good lol...

bmwmike335 · 12-09-2010, 01:12 AM

lmfaooo fucking epic i love it. sounds like a WIN night.
good thing ur drunk ass figured shit our real quick before those steaks came out.
Thats so funny tho man, stupid shit but it can happen to anyone, thats you need a DD all the time !!

intensee92 · 12-09-2010, 01:15 AM

lawlsssss

Aija · 12-09-2010, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Well you don't test positive for HIV until like 6 months down the road, just sayin' since you asked.

Also, you better hope that a urine test can test for all STDs, because last I heard for some of them they have to stick a big Q-tip in your dick and swab around. Have fun with that. Also I heard that pissing afterwards is a really bitch too.

Having something go inside my dick is probably my worst fear.

Good luck bro

.

+1

I heard something that it takes awhile for the STD's show up like 6months... If she had STD's , you will probably test negative for the first 3 weeks.

From what I read, it takes couple weeks to months for STD's to appear on the tests. I remember also reading that u get like a flu like symptom in 3weeks after u have just got hit with STD's but most people just think its a regular fever/flu.

Again, this is what i heard and researched. I would take one test now and one test in about 7 months just to be sure~

Rafa! · 12-09-2010, 02:22 AM

Dude i love you hahahahaahahhahaha!!! epic story!!!!

silvergray545 · 12-09-2010, 02:26 AM

Hahaha samwoo that's an epic story. I wish I was blacked out drunk with you on this adventure. Minus the fuckin the hoe without wrapping it part.

truths2k05 · 12-09-2010, 03:13 AM

question? you were that drunk are you sure it was a chick?
No more funky cold medina for you.

zetaxi165 · 12-09-2010, 04:47 AM

Dude, you are effing stupid.... but then again the best stories are when you do stupid shit and god knows I have my share.

About STD tests. Different viruses show up at different times. Aids takes about 8 weeks to show up. Herpes about 12... and so on.

I have had a test done - just to check on shit - and man having the swab go down you pee tube is the most weirdly uncomfortable and painful thing ever.

Every guy needs to do it once in their life just for the experience.

ENJOY

jhv · 12-09-2010, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by zetaxi165

Dude, you are effing stupid.... but then again the best stories are when you do stupid shit and god knows I have my share.

About STD tests. Different viruses show up at different times. Aids takes about 8 weeks to show up. Herpes about 12... and so on.

I have had a test done - just to check on shit - and man having the swab go down you pee tube is the most weirdly uncomfortable and painful thing ever.

Every guy needs to do it once in their life just for the experience.

ENJOY

what the fuck

Rawhide · 12-09-2010, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by zetaxi165

I have had a test done - just to check on shit - and man having the swab go down you pee tube is the most weirdly uncomfortable and painful thing ever.

Every guy needs to do it once in their life just for the experience.

ENJOY

Been there - could have lived my life just fine never having experienced it though.

abisson · 12-09-2010, 06:56 AM

Epic story.

boymonkey · 12-09-2010, 07:06 AM

LOL great story! You should be a writer, or at least a blogger.
Good luck with your tests. The doctor will tell you how many weeks you need to wait before testing.

Quick6EF · 12-09-2010, 08:50 AM

Hope you're clean bro!

Or at least something 2 weeks of pills can cure.

Glad I got to read that epic story

1sikbmr · 12-09-2010, 09:19 AM

I swear this guy has the best stories evar!!!!! Hopefully da ho was clean

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zetaxi165 Second Lieutenant 42 Rep 295 Posts Drives: '07 e92 335, TiAg Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dubai, UAE iTrader: (0)	Dude, you are effing stupid.... but then again the best stories are when you do stupid shit and god knows I have my share. About STD tests. Different viruses show up at different times. Aids takes about 8 weeks to show up. Herpes about 12... and so on. I have had a test done - just to check on shit - and man having the swab go down you pee tube is the most weirdly uncomfortable and painful thing ever. Every guy needs to do it once in their life just for the experience. ENJOY
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