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      03-15-2018, 10:35 AM   #89
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What the hell is a metal nibbler? I didn't know what love was before I bought my first one of these I have no name in English for:

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Will be handy when it's time to dismember the body for disposal...
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I have a weird need to keep checking this forum...
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Will be handy when it's time to dismember the body for disposal...
When ever I have to communicate with my mom, I do have the urge to plot her murder but i use the hatred to plotting.

I've calculated how much it would cost me to train a pact of minks to pretend to be a coat long enough for her to put the coat on before they eat her (15 years plus about 200k of I cut the costs a lot), how I could train a he'd of ducks to drip her on her walk and then peck her to death (ducks are too nice apparently) and so on but i do get your point! Tools are for better murderers than I!
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When ever I have to communicate with my mom, I do have the urge to plot her murder but i use the hatred to plotting.

I've calculated how much it would cost me to train a pact of minks to pretend to be a coat long enough for her to put the coat on before they eat her (15 years plus about 200k of I cut the costs a lot), how I could train a he'd of ducks to drip her on her walk and then peck her to death (ducks are too nice apparently) and so on but i do get your point! Tools are for better murderers than I!
And people are worried about guns - smh
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And people are worried about guns - smh
I'm a pacifist! I can't go around chopping my mom to bits but I sure can plan a murder that's totally airtight. I don't even approve minks in northern Europe.
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I have a weird need for one of these..
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I'm very picky about my frosted mini wheat. I inspect everyone of them individually, and toss the ones that are not properly frosted.
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I'm very picky about my frosted mini wheat. I inspect everyone of them individually, and toss the ones that are not properly frosted.
You fucking weirdo! :LOL:

My tiny kid is sick, so we've been watching old Top gear Episodes. He wants a camper van and he is going to take me to a road trip with it! I'm so lucky to have such a wonderful boy!

(the little shit said I can come because he can't reach the brake pedal yet but as soon as he is grown a bit, he will find a cooler companion)
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1 regular pillow, and 2 super flat and thin pillows. The thin pillows go on each side, like this where the O is my head:

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That way, I can turn to either side and have something extra to support my head and keep my shoulders comfortable. I bring my super thin pillows with me when I travel, even overseas. Conveniently, the thinness helps in packing them.
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1 regular pillow, and 2 super flat and thin pillows. The thin pillows go on each side, like this where the O is my head:

|O|

That way, I can turn to either side and have something extra to support my head and keep my shoulders comfortable. I bring my super thin pillows with me when I travel, even overseas. Conveniently, the thinness helps in packing them.
I'd totally make fun of you if I wasn't sleeping on a rock of a pillow.

It always travels with me. The original content is about 5 % of the current filling but all the pillows I've bought in my life can't match the awesomeness it is. It is basically a rock stitched together since all pillows sold are too soft for me. Even from the states I sent it to a dry cleaning place here in Finland every six months since they have been trained on the delicate nature of the horrible thing I treasure. They actually make me sign a concent slip here which is really weird and strange but nobody fucks with my pillow!

My husband tried to burn it once. I kicked him in the nuts.
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1 regular pillow, and 2 super flat and thin pillows. The thin pillows go on each side, like this where the O is my head:

|O|

That way, I can turn to either side and have something extra to support my head and keep my shoulders comfortable. I bring my super thin pillows with me when I travel, even overseas. Conveniently, the thinness helps in packing them.
I'd totally make fun of you if I wasn't sleeping on a rock of a pillow.

It always travels with me. The original content is about 5 % of the current filling but all the pillows I've bought in my life can't match the awesomeness it is. It is basically a rock stitched together since all pillows sold are too soft for me. Even from the states I sent it to a dry cleaning place here in Finland every six months since they have been trained on the delicate nature of the horrible thing I treasure. They actually make me sign a concent slip here which is really weird and strange but nobody fucks with my pillow!

My husband tried to burn it once. I kicked him in the nuts.
YES! Modern pillows are way too soft. I've tried the nicest of pillows, even memory foam, high count case, all down etc. $100 pillows can't match the flawlessness of my 10 year old flat pillows that have been compressed over time like coal into diamonds. I feel like hotel pillows want to suffocate me when turn to the side. They just puff up and covert my face.
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Is there a weird needs (pervy things) thread? I'd like to talk about my frosted mini wheats some more.
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YES! Modern pillows are way too soft. I've tried the nicest of pillows, even memory foam, high count case, all down etc. $100 pillows can't match the flawlessness of my 10 year old flat pillows that have been compressed over time like coal into diamonds. I feel like hotel pillows want to suffocate me when turn to the side. They just puff up and covert my face.
I've spent thousands. They just keep collapsing!

I don't want comfort, I want it to be as it is so my body can adjust to it!

I like sleeping on my belly, but the boobs and the pregnancies got me to a position where I have one on my belly to give the girls some room, and my husband these days doesn't enjoy being kicked in the nuts anymore so I have a pillow supporting my leg too. With those two pillows I can compromise, improvise or even adapt to using a bid to replace them but I'm so sick of buying pillows which all end up being too soft and they all make my neck hurt I'm going to keep stuffing my rock pillow accept my role as the most pathetic clown in our family.
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Is there a weird needs (pervy things) thread? I'd like to talk about my frosted mini wheats some more.
We need that thread.
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I've spent thousands. They just keep collapsing!

I don't want comfort, I want it to be as it is so my body can adjust to it!

I like sleeping on my belly, but the boobs and the pregnancies got me to a position where I have one on my belly to give the girls some room, and my husband these days doesn't enjoy being kicked in the nuts anymore so I have a pillow supporting my leg too. With those two pillows I can compromise, improvise or even adapt to using a bid to replace them but I'm so sick of buying pillows which all end up being too soft and they all make my neck hurt I'm going to keep stuffing my rock pillow accept my role as the most pathetic clown in our family.
Lups, you need a buckwheat hull pillow. Best pillow I've ever owned and will never go back a traditional foam/down pillow. Firm but easily adjustable to what ever shape needed for head and neck support.
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Lups, you need a buckwheat hull pillow. Best pillow I've ever owned and will never go back a traditional foam/down pillow. Firm but easily adjustable to what ever shape needed for head and neck support.
I have one of those! They are nice, my wife loves it. It's too thick for me but I don't have boobs like Lups or my wife. I like to sleep flat on my stomach.
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I have one of those! They are nice, my wife loves it. It's too thick for me but I don't have boobs like Lups or my wife. I like to sleep flat on my stomach.
The one I have zips open so you can add or remove as much as needed. I also took some of the hulls out to get the right fit for me...
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Lups, you need a buckwheat hull pillow. Best pillow I've ever owned and will never go back a traditional foam/down pillow. Firm but easily adjustable to what ever shape needed for head and neck support.
The fabric around it gives too much and it has too much give to give!
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I have one of those! They are nice, my wife loves it. It's too thick for me but I don't have boobs like Lups or my wife. I like to sleep flat on my stomach.
They fuck it all up.

They're only good for speeding tickets I tell ya!
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They're only good for speeding tickets I tell ya!
There not for you!!
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Lups, you need a buckwheat hull pillow. Best pillow I've ever owned and will never go back a traditional foam/down pillow. Firm but easily adjustable to what ever shape needed for head and neck support.
My friend , I'm glad to hear that you followed my advice and that you like the pillow .
Awesome !
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