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| 04-03-2008, 02:36 PM | #1 |
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Mastercard wedding!
E-mail received at work. Long but true story - absolutely priceless!!
Lavish wedding in the US with approx. 300 guests. At the reception, the groom got on stage with a microphone to talk to the guests. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had become suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F... you!" He then turned to his bride and said, "F... you!". While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade as if nothing were wrong. This guy has balls the size of church bells! His revenge - making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends - $32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $3,000 Deluxe 2 week honeymoon accommodation in Maui - $8,500 The look on everyone's faces when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man - PRICELESS!! There are some things money can't buy - for everything else there is Mastercard.  |
| 04-03-2008, 02:39 PM | #2 |
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Pretty hilarious!
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| 04-03-2008, 03:20 PM | #5 |
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Just a shame he will have to pay to get divorced
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| 04-03-2008, 03:26 PM | #6 |
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Story has been on the go since 2002 apparently.
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/wedrevenge.html
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