I hate birds

c_jeong89 · 04-03-2010, 02:48 PM

So TommyK came over this morning to pick up a muffler and we started talking outside my driveway. All of a sudden we hear a thump and we turn around to see a bird on the roof of my house so we thought nothing of it. Went back inside to the garage and turns out the little bastard left a big present on my car. I just washed it 2 days ago. Luckily it was fresh so I could hose it off. I didn't know one bird could crap so much

zackday30 · 04-03-2010, 02:49 PM

ouch

Dirnegrey · 04-03-2010, 02:55 PM

LeMans335xiE90 · 04-03-2010, 03:00 PM

DAMN!!

good thing it didnt land on you though....

Alan@PYSpeed.com[retired] · 04-03-2010, 03:01 PM

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww

Bimmer-Pilot · 04-03-2010, 03:14 PM

sorry thats funny...That shit pisses me off.......

ghosthi32 · 04-03-2010, 03:14 PM

thanks i was eating....asshole.

bo1o02 · 04-03-2010, 03:16 PM

good diarrhea.

capo1m · 04-03-2010, 03:33 PM

thanks for sharing

Navith@Varrstoen · 04-03-2010, 04:31 PM

HAha eww. That bird mustve came from the buffet

ala012 · 04-03-2010, 04:35 PM

BMWinNorthdakota · 04-03-2010, 04:48 PM

Wow. Thats a ton of shit.

Anyone ever come out of a tunnel only to have a bird over head shit on your windshield?

This can damage your paint if it sits.. correct?

jaehshim · 04-03-2010, 04:50 PM

damn
that bird must have had 7 11's hot dog covered with nacho cheese

zzzbullseye · 04-03-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Navith@Varrstoen

HAha eww. That bird mustve came from the buffet

Exactly what I was gonna say...

wrickem · 04-03-2010, 05:20 PM

I hate them too, and DAMN, that's a lot of bird poop!

EZ_TUR90 · 04-03-2010, 05:22 PM

SHIT

zzzbullseye · 04-03-2010, 05:37 PM

Bird poop is the reason why I carry quick detailer in my trunk...birds are such jerks!

I always scope out the tree limb, power line, and building overhang situation before I park...I can't be alone in this, right?! I'll tell ya, between bird poop avoidance measures and trying to find a parallel spot or a nice wide spot on the end of a row...parking can be real PITA!!!

yamazaho · 04-03-2010, 05:41 PM

Damn that's one big ass bird....

Mr.335iCoupe · 04-03-2010, 05:53 PM

I should have taken a picture of mine a while ago. I left the car out for 5 minutes, come back out and literally over 10 shits all over the trunk and rear windshield.( i counted the splashes and it belonged separate birds. ) Keep in mind, I parked away from overhead lines and roof tops. So this was an aerial attack! I could have won the lottery that day.

rjd598 · 04-03-2010, 06:01 PM

reminds me of the scene from fight club where the group of guys have to do something bad or other and one guy makes it happen that birds shit all over a bmw dealership hahah

zzzbullseye · 04-03-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.335iCoupe

...aerial attack!

Luftwaffe!

I've actually been the victim of a bombing raid WHILE washing my car...It's like the little bastards own stock in some massive car wash chain...

s1cke92 · 04-03-2010, 06:11 PM

LMAO

04-03-2010, 02:48 PM	#1
c_jeong89 Banned 85 Rep 2,097 Posts Drives: E90 TiAg Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Irvine/Bay Area iTrader: (16)	I hate birds So TommyK came over this morning to pick up a muffler and we started talking outside my driveway. All of a sudden we hear a thump and we turn around to see a bird on the roof of my house so we thought nothing of it. Went back inside to the garage and turns out the little bastard left a big present on my car. I just washed it 2 days ago. Luckily it was fresh so I could hose it off. I didn't know one bird could crap so much
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ghosthi32 Banned 37 Rep 2,504 Posts Drives: Water camel Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: strait of hormuz iTrader: (0)	thanks i was eating....asshole.
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Navith@Varrstoen 15 Rep 321 Posts Drives: e39 5spd Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Santa Fe Springs, Ca iTrader: (0)	HAha eww. That bird mustve came from the buffet
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BMWinNorthdakota Banned 244 Rep 1,106 Posts Drives: 2007 bmw 335i e90 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Fargo ND iTrader: (0)	Wow. Thats a ton of shit. Anyone ever come out of a tunnel only to have a bird over head shit on your windshield? This can damage your paint if it sits.. correct? Last edited by BMWinNorthdakota; 04-03-2010 at 04:53 PM..
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jaehshim Major 492 Rep 1,374 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NE iTrader: (3)	damn that bird must have had 7 11's hot dog covered with nacho cheese
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wrickem Big Beaver Smile 2101 Rep 3,791 Posts Drives: What he wants to Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: lambertville nj iTrader: (0)	I hate them too, and DAMN, that's a lot of bird poop! __________________ ______________________________________________ Current- '21 430 , '19 911, 07 M6 ,'17 Jeep Wrangler, "23 Bronco OBXluxsquatch
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zzzbullseye BMW Addict 101 Rep 792 Posts Drives: 2011 550i (F10) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: St. Louis iTrader: (4)	Bird poop is the reason why I carry quick detailer in my trunk...birds are such jerks! I always scope out the tree limb, power line, and building overhang situation before I park...I can't be alone in this, right?! I'll tell ya, between bird poop avoidance measures and trying to find a parallel spot or a nice wide spot on the end of a row...parking can be real PITA!!! __________________ '11 Black Sapphire F10 550i l ZSP l Avant Garde 20" M310
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Mr.335iCoupe Q(0_0Q) 65 Rep 581 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (5)	I should have taken a picture of mine a while ago. I left the car out for 5 minutes, come back out and literally over 10 shits all over the trunk and rear windshield.( i counted the splashes and it belonged separate birds. ) Keep in mind, I parked away from overhead lines and roof tops. So this was an aerial attack! I could have won the lottery that day.
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rjd598 Banned 1770 Rep 6,696 Posts Drives: F30 340i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego,CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW 340i [0.00]	reminds me of the scene from fight club where the group of guys have to do something bad or other and one guy makes it happen that birds shit all over a bmw dealership hahah
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s1cke92 Brigadier General 161 Rep 3,713 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Walnut, CA / Sacramento, CA iTrader: (21)	LMAO
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