[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Funny - my wife says that too. Why do you think so though?

I'd kill to have such a short list to choose from! Dating was hell for me!

I can't stand pussies, whining bitches, party boys, men who take more time to get ready than I which is with shower time about five minutes, I have a thing for belts and I can't stand wannabe machos.

I can't stand idiots. All topics that interests me are deadly boring to 99% of the world's population, but I do enjoy listening to people talking about their passion, what ever that is. That tendency has led me to the weirdest situations in life but it sure has made the evenings interesting.

I can't watch a man drinking anything through a straw, that's just so fucking no, no NO the world ends there.

I don't want to be the smarter one, which I hoped would've expanded my dating pool, but nooo...

I can't stand spineless whimps and cowards.

And then they need to have nice shoulders.

So instead before I get to a physical attibute, I have to basically go through a mile long check list which is mostly about me myself and I, and at that point when I was done doing that I felt like the biggest bitch in the universe and had a boring evening with a guy with weird shoulders.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'd kill to have such a short list to choose from! Dating was hell for me!

I can't stand pussies, whining bitches, party boys, men who take more time to get ready than I which is with shower time about five minutes, I have a thing for belts and I can't stand wannabe machos.

I can't stand idiots. All topics that interests me are deadly boring to 99% of the world's population, but I do enjoy listening to people talking about their passion, what ever that is. That tendency has led me to the weirdest situations in life but it sure has made the evenings interesting.

I can't watch a man drinking anything through a straw, that's just so fucking no, no NO the world ends there.

I don't want to be the smarter one, which I hoped would've expanded my dating pool, but nooo...

I can't stand spineless whimps and cowards.

And then they need to have nice shoulders.

So instead before I get to a physical attibute, I have to basically go through a mile long check list which is mostly about me myself and I, and at that point when I was done doing that I felt like the biggest bitch in the universe and had a boring evening with a guy with weird shoulders.

Just quoting this in case your husband reads the forums. The way I see it, the next time you feed him too much peas and he wants to get back at you, this is basically like a roadmap for him / laundry list that he can pick and choose from.

You're welcome husband of Lups.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Just quoting this in case your husband reads the forums. The way I see it, the next time you feed him too much peas and he wants to get back at you, this is basically like a roadmap for him / laundry list that he can pick and choose from.

You're welcome husband of Lups.

That fucker knows why he and his stupid dog is allowed in my bed. He is also the only man my former dog, Tessa, approved.

I can list the reasons I married him too if you really want a punishment post for your use! I still wonder daily why he keeps me around, I'm way under his class.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by jaye944

Personality and smarts is way to over rated

Depends, is it a booty call or wife material ?

As long as she knows when to say thank you and appreciate you's,
and keeps you satisfied in the bedroom department, I really don't care about her IQ

Although Penny (BBT) is about my ideal (if she had a bit more chub on her)

I really don't wanna discuss, particle physics or freud with my partner,
just a nice smile and a nod works for me

Personality is way overrated? You try having a conversation with an idiot/vapid cunt/moron. If you don't want to kill yourself or drink yourself stupid to deal w/it, you are also an idiot.

So why aren't you married then? LOTS of low IQ ladies out there today...

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Lups

I can't watch a man drinking anything through a straw, that's just so fucking no, no NO the world ends there.

And then they need to have nice shoulders.

What solid criteria here, folks.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

What solid criteria here, folks.

Have you ever seen anyone drinking a beer with a straw? Whiskey? I'm not a fan of people who do girly drinks so straws are easy to spot in dark clubs.

It's better than boobs!

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Lups

Have you ever seen anyone drinking a beer with a straw? Whiskey? I'm not a fan of people who do girly drinks so straws are easy to spot in dark clubs.

It's better than boobs!

Well, I was talking beverages in general, not booze. However, they stick a straw in some mixed drinks. So what if you take a couple sips from it? A 7&7 is not a girly drink.

No, tits are much better. I have never said "She has bad shoulders, no thanks."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Well, I was talking beverages in general, not booze. However, they stick a straw in some mixed drinks. So what if you take a couple sips from it? A 7&7 is not a girly drink.

No, tits are much better. I have never said "She has bad shoulders, no thanks."

Well, yeah, what else than milk and beer and whiskey drinker would I ever date?

I have great boobs still, that's why I get to have my straw clause.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Personality is way overrated? You try having a conversation with an idiot/vapid cunt/moron. If you don't want to kill yourself or drink yourself stupid to deal w/it, you are also an idiot.

So why aren't you married then? LOTS of low IQ ladies out there today...

If he doesn't mind listening to low IQ jibber jabber to get a piece of chubby this causes alarm bells to ring and red flags to rise. Most men will overlook things to get what they want, i.e. listening to someone ramble about things they care nothing about to potentially get laid. He enjoys the lack of personality for a less than prime female. I could see swimming through shit for a new (insert dream car here) but OP is willing to swim through shit to get a Prius. Doesn't like athletic type usually equates to low self-esteem based on what he is able to obtain. That's like stating that you don't like steak and prefer a bologna sandwich, not because you don't like steak, but because that's all you can afford and don't want to admit to others. Making the comment that personality is over-rated would be because the one making the statement is pretty shallow them self is the only thing I can figure.....but consider the thread that we are all participating in.

Side note: Wouldn't "Human Attributes" be considered personality type traits such as honesty, loyalty etc.??? Physical attributes would be closer to topic of conversation I would imagine.

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Personality is way overrated? You try having a conversation with an idiot/vapid cunt/moron. If you don't want to kill yourself or drink yourself stupid to deal w/it, you are also an idiot.

So why aren't you married then? LOTS of low IQ ladies out there today...

lets be honest here....

how is she gonna talk while doing... well you know

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, yeah, what else than milk and beer and whiskey drinker would I ever date?

I have great boobs still, that's why I get to have my straw clause.

Real men drink breast milk.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

lets be honest here....

how is she gonna talk while doing... well you know

Valid point but there must be some form of dialogue before that. I mean, if it were socially acceptable to get to that point without conversing at all....we'd all be really happy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Real men drink breast milk.

Not with a straw.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

Not with a straw.

@ the imagery

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

@ the imagery

Can you please fix your handle so I can love you again, Judy? This is too confusing for my fucked up brain!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

Can you please fix your handle so I can love you again, Judy? This is too confusing for my fucked up brain!

What would you like for it to be? You know, since I changed it for you last time.

Perhaps Toby?

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Valid point but there must be some form of dialogue before that. I mean, if it were socially acceptable to get to that point without conversing at all....we'd all be really happy.

is now too soon to post a cosby meme?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

is now too soon to post a cosby meme?

Heh....of course not!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

What would you like for it to be? You know, since I changed it for you last time.

Perhaps Toby?

You should be not Judy, spelled in the old ways my dyslexic brain couldn't handle well again.

I want my girl back! Judy is too manly!

Thanks for being an epic sport about my dyslexia. I appreciate it a ton an for a new hot chick on the forum, like I thought you were with all my alternative reading, you're very cool!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

You should be not Judy, spelled in the old ways my dyslexic brain couldn't handle well again.

I want my girl back! Judy is too manly!

Thanks for being an epic sport about my dyslexia. I appreciate it a ton an for a new hot chick on the forum, like I thought you were with all my alternative reading, you're very cool!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I get writing patterns filed fast but when someone changed a handle, while being nice to everyone here, that's confusing.

We totally need more posters like you here. And all eternity, you're my girl.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lups

I get writing patterns filed fast but when someone changed a handle, while being nice to everyone here, that's confusing.

We totally need more posters like you here. And all eternity, you're my girl.

Aw shucks, that was very sweet of you. Not sure how to respond to the girl comment. You have me stumped, I can come up with nothing smart, funny or smart ass to say.