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06-18-2007, 07:13 AM | #1 |
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Honk If You Love My Cooch: The Dialogue
So, we're at the Chipotle mini-meet, sitting around and eating burritos and a couple of us are drinking beer, and THIS hot young thing pulls up with "Honk if you love my Cooch" written on her rear window. Oh, and I stole this photo from Spool. (Sorry, man. I didn't have my camera out at that time.)
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06-18-2007, 07:15 AM | #2 |
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And then ...
The hottie makes the mistake of parking right in front of us. There's some poor dude with her, and he can't do anything but hang his head. (Of course, this "poor dude" is probably banging her.)
So the dialogue around the table goes something like this: "Honk if you love my cooch? Honk if you love my freakin' COOCH? No freakin' way!" "That's what it says, man." "It does. It really does. Oh, wait, man ... she's hot!" "Damn hot." .. softly, in background: "Honk." "I'll say." Girl, to the table: "It's an inside joke. I have this friend ... and ..." then she gives up trying to explain and heads for the door. The guy with her just keeps his head down. The guys again: "INSIDE joke!" "Man, that chick is hot." "Damn hot." "I'll say." "But, 'Honk if you love my cooch'?" "She says it's an inside joke." "INSIDE joke." "I'll say." "But she's a hottie." "I feel bad for the guy." "I don't." "Neither do I." "She needs to wash that thing." "The car?" "Yeah." Girl comes back outside and ignores us as she's leaving. Guy is hanging his head. "There she goes." "The ass is great." "She's hot." "Damn hot." "Honk." "Happy Father's Day." "She needs to wash the car." "I think that's either painted on or it's reflective tape." "She's hot, though." "I'll say." Last edited by johnjohn; 06-18-2007 at 08:20 AM.. |
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06-18-2007, 08:00 AM | #6 |
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I like! Very nice! </Borat's voice>
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I think she was referring to a friend's cooch, which we didn't get to see...BUT, on the bright side she was hot...and so was her Mazda Millenia that looked like it had never been washed...I hope she takes better care of her cooch, or her boyfriend is going to be in trouble...
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06-18-2007, 08:43 AM | #12 |
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she was sitting right next to us behind the window. I saw nothing but nice smooth legs.
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06-18-2007, 08:56 AM | #15 |
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I'm willing to bet she has a nice cooch.
She looks like a woman who takes care of herself. And yeah ... the legs were smoooooooth. I thought the dialogue was pretty hilarious because we weren't really talking to each other as much as throwing out random comments. Plus, what are the odds that you have a meet, and a girl pulls up with "Honk if you love my cooch" written on her window? Priceless. |
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The odds are good in the Northern Virginia area...there's a lot of cooch around here, and most of it is hanging out for the world to see...
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She did have nice legs...I can't remember her face
She was so defensive about it, she heard our comments, practically, 10 feet away....it was an inside joke for her friend who's last name is Cooch. No idea if her friend is as hot as her though I don't think she was being a sport, what do you expect if you drive around with that on your rear window The least she can do is have a laugh about it when questioned/prompted.
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She had a FACE???
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