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      05-19-2016, 07:56 PM   #23
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I'm sure a little blame goes to BMW for making the N54 engine.
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      05-19-2016, 08:14 PM   #24
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Dear e90post members,

I write this with a furious anger and a bittersweet melancholy demeanor. I have decided that my addiction of putting money into my car is your fault. There are many reasons for this. You perpetually bid me to join you in buying and trading parts - this spiraling relentless orgy of parts. Parts that beget more parts when parts break. Parts for my other parts. Better more fantastical parts. You are enablers. You mawkishly encourage my disdain for other, more economically reasonable brands of vehicles. It is sophistry. Your fanaticism knows no bounds. When I contact any one of you to discuss an upgrade to my car or one I have for your car, you are deceitfully pleasant and glad to talk to me, passive-aggressively thoughtful, and horridly enthusiastic. A ruse. If I learn something about the car, you're all there like gadflies on roadkill to sap me of my knowledge, and therefore my happiness, leeching my new found understanding. You leave me no room for so many other productive hobbies, like clay pottery. And finally you're all here to make my wife leave me for a gardener or a carpenter or, again, a clay potter, because while she sees the result of my foul vice, me under the car yet again, having spent another paycheck, she knows nothing of you. Nothing of you lurking, silent, anonymous masses underground, planning your next upgrade. Cretins, scoundrels, maniacs. You all should be ashamed.

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      05-19-2016, 11:54 PM   #25
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Lol. This is awesome!
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      05-20-2016, 07:31 AM   #26
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I feel your pain $45K in mods and still spending
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      05-20-2016, 09:08 AM   #27
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I feel your pain $45K in mods and still spending(
Lol great pic.
$45k.. power to you my brother.
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