[URBAN LEGEND]

This thread is magical.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Litos

again, none of these idiots you've mentioned have ever come CLOSE to running the 9.56....not even close....NOT EVEN DOPED !!!!

Do you mean 9.58 which is what Bolt actually ran?

Tyson gay's best time is .1 of a second away from that at 9.69.

So yeah he's gotten pretty damn close, and beaten Bolt multiple times.

You're delusional if you think someone like Maurice Greene or Carl Lewis couldn't come close in today's age with modern training. Those guys were from 15-25 years ago man, of course they're going to be slower. Sprint training programs have evolved immensely in the past 25 years.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Do you mean 9.58 which is what Bolt actually ran?

Tyson gay's best time is .1 of a second away from that at 9.69.

So yeah he's gotten pretty damn close, and beaten Bolt multiple times.

You're delusional if you think someone like Maurice Greene or Carl Lewis couldn't come close in today's age with modern training. Those guys were from 15-25 years ago man, of course they're going to be slower. Sprint training programs have evolved immensely in the past 25 years.

.1 of a second is a lifetime when running 9.58 to 9.68...

and he beats Bolt when Bolt hasn't even trained within the last 3 months...

he baaaarely beats Bolt when he's doping - and when they're both on the big stage, Bolt crushes every last bit of his soul, by a lot....

[Inspired]

Originally Posted by URBAN LEGEND

This thread is magical.

[TrevorM3]

mediaartist is delusional.

lebron soft? right.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

mediaartist is delusional.

lebron soft? right.

he plays soft when he's flopping.

but did you see him explode and elevate after getting his nose broken !?!?

dude is an animal most of the time - but yes, he's a flopper due to the nature of the current NBA.

he'd be far from a flopper in the 80's because he'd be one of the biggest and strongest basketball players in the 80's....

I don't think ANYONE weighed 275lbs in the 80's....let alone an elite scorer with first steps that would deteriorate any defense back in the 80's....

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by Litos

he plays soft when he's flopping.

but did you see him explode and elevate after getting his nose broken !?!?

dude is an animal most of the time - but yes, he's a flopper due to the nature of the current NBA.

he'd be far from a flopper in the 80's because he'd be one of the biggest and strongest basketball players in the 80's....

I don't think ANYONE weighed 275lbs in the 80's....let alone an elite scorer with first steps that would deteriorate any defense back in the 80's....

all i kno is, unless i'm shaq, i'm getting the fuck out of the way if i see lebron coming my way. aint nobody trying to get in front of that.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

all i kno is, unless i'm shaq, i'm getting the fuck out of the way if i see lebron coming my way. aint nobody trying to get in front of that.

even Karl Malone would think twice about trying to stop Bron - hell, Bron is an inch shorter and weighs about @ 20lbs more than Malone....

Malone was a beast in the 80's, but he's the ONLY person that would have a legit chance at standing in front of Bron without any repercussions lol...

[P-rex]

Originally Posted by Litos

even Karl Malone would think twice about trying to stop Bron - hell, Bron is an inch shorter and weighs about @ 20lbs more than Malone....

Malone was a beast in the 80's, but he's the ONLY person that would have a legit chance at standing in front of Bron without any repercussions lol...

Mutombo and Oakley would have bitch slapped him....

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Litos

even Karl Malone would think twice about trying to stop Bron - hell, Bron is an inch shorter and weighs about @ 20lbs more than Malone....

Malone was a beast in the 80's, but he's the ONLY person that would have a legit chance at standing in front of Bron without any repercussions lol...

Malone has that angry-drunk-preacher thing going for him.. I've never seen 'Bron angry once
He plays like when I go with my little niece to playgroups - make yourself as unintimidating as possible

[Litos]

Originally Posted by grimlock

I've never seen 'Bron angry once

you must be high.

apparently you have completely missed the last two season's playoff performances that Bron has put up.

dunking on bitches to win games, hitting game winners and pulling his mouthpiece out while staring into the crowd, etc....

lemme see, angry is defined by yelling at your mom in front of 25,000 people to "sit yo ass down"...

also, you can't tell me you don't remember LerBron completely disregarding his free throw attempt to walk over to Joahkim Noah for talking shit !??!

sayin you've never seen Bron angry is like saying you didn't know internet porn existed...

[Litos]

Originally Posted by P-rex

Mutombo and Oakley would have bitch slapped him....

Oakley was the same size as Malone - they were both @ 25-30lb lighter than Bron.

Deke was lighter than Bron too....

oh, and Malone/Oakley had the athletic ability of Kendrick Perkins

[fatpanda]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

all i kno is, unless i'm shaq, i'm getting the fuck out of the way if i see lebron coming my way. aint nobody trying to get in front of that.

thats why flops rule now david take down goliath

[MediaArtist]

All I know is Jordan actually played D and was never known as a flopper. LBJs rep as a flopper is well known.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Litos

oh, and Malone/Oakley had the athletic ability of Kendrick Perkins

lol


Why don't you just admit you never saw the mailman play in his prime?

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

All I know is Jordan actually played D and was never known as a flopper. LBJs rep as a flopper is well known.

We've established that point already about flopping. It still doesn't say anything about Bron being soft... or your other point about not playing D.

[P-rex]

Originally Posted by Litos

Oakley was the same size as Malone - they were both @ 25-30lb lighter than Bron.

Deke was lighter than Bron too....

oh, and Malone/Oakley had the athletic ability of Kendrick Perkins

Bitch slapping a bitch is not mathematical....

Lebron is a girl... He has no toughness... If he played in the Michael/Larry era ... Lebron would be cross dressing like Rodman and would be known as queen James..

[P-rex]

He got hit by serge and cried on the floor with few drops of blood... Was taken to the ermergency room and given IV.... Over a bloody nose....

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Litos

you must be high.

apparently you have completely missed the last two season's playoff performances that Bron has put up.

dunking on bitches to win games, hitting game winners and pulling his mouthpiece out while staring into the crowd, etc....

lemme see, angry is defined by yelling at your mom in front of 25,000 people to "sit yo ass down"...

also, you can't tell me you don't remember LerBron completely disregarding his free throw attempt to walk over to Joahkim Noah for talking shit !??!

sayin you've never seen Bron angry is like saying you didn't know internet porn existed...

I mean it's like he's afraid to hurt the people he is playing against, kinda like he is physically restraining himself .. u know otherwise anyone who is guarding him on a drive is going to end up like a bowling ball against the photogs
I would NOT like to be actually present when he does get mad - you know the universe might implode or smthng

[Litos]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

lol


Why don't you just admit you never saw the mailman play in his prime?

I did - I watched Malone/Stockton kill the Rockets in 3 different decades.

the Jazz are the most hated NBA Team by Rockets fans, by far....

fuck Hornacek and Russell too....

they beat the Rockets in the playoffs in 95, 97 and 98....

only teams that the Rockets had that could beat the Jazz was when Dream proved he was the craftiest and sickest post move center to ever play the game when they went back to back in 1993 and 1994....

Malone couldn't move dude - he had a beautiful shot, but his feet were made out of cinder blocks....

I'm so glad that Malone and Stockton retired some ringless shitbirds....

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Nkc

We've established that point already about flopping. It still doesn't say anything about Bron being soft... or your other point about not playing D.

I never said he "never plays defense", that's ridiculous and not even logical. I question his defensive ability because he uses flopping so much in his game, more so than Jordan or Kobe.

He flops because he uses it as a crutch on defense. That's soft. You may not like him being called soft, but anyone who falls on the ground like a 120 pound little girl to beg for foul calls just because he's got the mismatch on defense is soft. Super duper cotton candy soft, just like Lebron.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by P-rex

He got hit by serge and cried on the floor with few drops of blood... Was taken to the ermergency room and given IV.... Over a bloody nose....

Yeah he really milked that one. I love how the Miami faithful on SBNation were pointing that out how Flopper King "toughed out" a bloody nose.