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      08-31-2016, 09:46 AM   #67
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Only question I want to know, who's taking me out?
I'll be down tomorrow to meet with one of my direct reports. Seriously. (As long at it doesn't start fuqing raining again.

I can't speak for July.
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I'll be down tomorrow to meet with one of my direct reports. Seriously. (As long at it doesn't start fuqing raining again.

I can't speak for July.
It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!
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It's too long of a drive for a HUG.....you meant to say?!?!
Why is it so wrong that I gave him a hug???
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It's too long of a drive for a HUG.....you meant to say?!?!
Why is it so wrong that I gave him a hug???
That's not even 1st base....

At least let him get to 2nd base....
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That's not even 1st base....

At least let him get to 2nd base....
Lucky for him, since he didn't even get to first, he never dropped the bat - which would prove "handy" later.
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Me and Axius have to be in bed (separately) by nine. Maybe 9:30 if the blues are good enough.

But I will meet you guys again around 3:30-4am when I wake up.
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That's not even 1st base....

At least let him get to 2nd base....
Why though? I said numerous times "just friends" I don't let my friends get on base!!
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It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!
Fantastic! My daughter's is on the 5th and my dad is the 23rd!
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I'll be down tomorrow to meet with one of my direct reports. Seriously. (As long at it doesn't start fuqing raining again.

I can't speak for July.
It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!
May I interest you in some...

Birthday sex?
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I'll be down tomorrow to meet with one of my direct reports. Seriously. (As long at it doesn't start fuqing raining again.

I can't speak for July.
It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!
May I interest you in some...

Birthday sex?
She has a birthday hug for you
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I'll be down tomorrow to meet with one of my direct reports. Seriously. (As long at it doesn't start fuqing raining again.

I can't speak for July.
It's my birthday tomorrow!!!!!
May I interest you in some...

Birthday sex?
She has a birthday hug for you
: oh shoot!! That was cold :

I know that I ain't driving all the way down there for a damn hug...

How about Birthday noods?
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That's not even 1st base....

At least let him get to 2nd base....
Why though? I said numerous times "just friends" I don't let my friends get on base!!
Good thing we're more than friends

Should we tell BP about that night?
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Good thing we're more than friends

Should we tell BP about that night?
You're not one of the 5 from here
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Good thing we're more than friends

Should we tell BP about that night?
You're not one of the 5 from here
Is it safe to say you'll still be living in New Orleans next July now? No more Boston?
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Good thing we're more than friends

Should we tell BP about that night?
You're not one of the 5 from here
Yeah, because you wouldn't budge!

I kept pushing and pushing and pushing...

I even had your hands tied down at one point to stop you from ninja swatting away my dick.

Lipstick, success. Cucumber, success. Spatula, success. My monster peepee, no go.

Oh well.

Maybe next time we'll give anal another shot...
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Is it safe to say you'll still be living in New Orleans next July now? No more Boston?
I'm so mad at him. I ignored him yesterday, ignoring him so far today. A bbq, really? As if I'm fucking born yesterday.
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Yeah, because you wouldn't budge!

I kept pushing and pushing and pushing...

I even had your hands tied down at one point to stop you from ninja swatting away my dick.

Lipstick, success. Cucumber, success. Spatula, success. My monster peepee, no go.

Oh well.

Maybe next time we'll give anal another shot...
I don't do anal. That shit is gross
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Yeah, because you wouldn't budge!

I kept pushing and pushing and pushing...

I even had your hands tied down at one point to stop you from ninja swatting away my dick.

Lipstick, success. Cucumber, success. Spatula, success. My monster peepee, no go.

Oh well.

Maybe next time we'll give anal another shot...
I don't do anal. That shit is gross
Jeez, you don't have to be so opinionated all the time...

Face down, booty up, and let daddy smooshy take care of ya...
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Yeah...That's a sex present .
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Yep , sometimes it means shit .
But all depends of the diameter ..
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I'm so mad at him. I ignored him yesterday, ignoring him so far today. A bbq, really? As if I'm fucking born yesterday.
I lied. I answered his call now.
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Jeez, you don't have to be so opinionated all the time...

Face down, booty up, and let daddy smooshy take care of ya...
Face down, booty up, but it doesn't have to go in the ass. But if you come down here, I will give you a hug.
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