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      09-06-2016, 11:57 PM   #1
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Cool any photographers in San Diego? will pay

Any photographers/dudes or dudettes with awesome camera skills in the San Diego area that would be willing to do a little photoshoot of me on the beach this coming Sunday? Name a price and let's work something out...

I'm thinking pics like these:





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      09-07-2016, 12:02 AM   #2
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1. You are back in DC
2. Even this is too ghey for you...
3. Stop trolling...
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      09-07-2016, 12:04 AM   #3
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1. You are back in DC
2. Even this is too ghey for you...
3. Stop trolling...
1. We had this convo already oldie, I'm coming to San Diego for a conference...
2. Go away
3. See #1
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      09-07-2016, 12:05 AM   #4
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1. You are back in DC
2. Even this is too ghey for you...
3. Stop trolling...
1. We had this convo already oldie, I'm coming to San Diego for a conference...
2. Go away
3. See #1
Wait, you were being serious??

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      09-07-2016, 12:06 AM   #5
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Wait, you were being serious??

Are you dumb man? lol why would I not be serious about that?

Come on man, stop fucking up my thread...
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Wait, you were being serious??

Are you dumb man? lol why would I not be serious about that?

Come on man, stop fucking up my thread...
You posted in OT. What do you expect?

Post in the regional section if you're serious.
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      09-07-2016, 12:08 AM   #7
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Wait, you were being serious??

Are you dumb man? lol why would I not be serious about that?

Come on man, stop fucking up my thread...
Whoa !!! Again, I could insert kettle / pot meme here...

Secondly, why so serious? You know if it's not me, someone else is gonna do it...

Stop getting your panties in a bunch... Someone is bound to make your Zoolander dreams come true... Besides, gay porn pays well? I won't judge you, dude...
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This probably won't translate (especially for those under 40!) but...

I'm freeee
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      09-07-2016, 12:14 AM   #9
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God DAMMIT you assholes...

What's wrong with taking photography of oneself?! Monday is a monumental day for me and quite possibly will be the best day of my life...

Just want some photos of where I am right now to remember...
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God DAMMIT you assholes...

What's wrong with taking photography of oneself?! Monday is a monumental day for me and quite possibly will be the best day of my life...

Just want some photos of where I am right now to remember...
Is Monday when you come out of the closet?

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Is Monday when you come out of the closet?

Alright alright, that was pretty funny

Still, shoe, shoei!!
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You posted in OT. What do you expect?

Post in the regional section if you're serious.
Not sure why I would be trolling by asking for photographers, but posted in regional section...
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Heh.

I am, however, interested in what this "biggest day of you life" is all about? Going for a convention, so likely something separate from that. Conventions are rarely life-altering? Proposing to someone? Coming out is always an option too. Learning to spell "shoo"? What is it dammit!
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Smoosh, you were just asking for it with this request...

If shoei didn't respond I'd recommend calling the police to look for him because he'd definitely be missing or dead.

Next time call some of the buds you met out there. Unless you thought the request was too ghey...
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Hell, San Diegos a short ish drive, fuck it lol
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I'd do it if you were in FL. #nohomo
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Curious why Monday is such a big deal that you need professional photos of yourself on a beach...
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Curious why Monday is such a big deal that you need professional photos of yourself on a beach...
Dr predicts his left nut will finally drop on that particular day.


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