**Official** Pissing Contest/Fanboy Wars Thread

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 09:38 AM

You know... for... pissing matches and fanboy wars. When a thread gets out of hand, conveniently route them here so they can shout into a void that is actually devoid of other people not wanting to hear/watch.

Pro tip: great for 6MT/DCT, Vert/No vert, True M/Fake M, Apple/MS, Apple/Google, Stance/#racecar, Ginger/Maryann - all your favorites!

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 09:40 AM

Let's welcome our first combatants!

jpnh and zx10guy

jgoens · 09-09-2016, 09:43 AM

Well, nothing here in Bimmer post world is truly a void as the mods are watching everything and trickery such as baiting combatants into a forum ring will surely lead to more bannings.
But we will watch anyway.

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgoens

Well, nothing here in Bimmer post world is truly a void as the mods are watching everything and trickery such as baiting combatants into a forum ring will surely lead to more bannings.
But we will watch anyway.

No no no... this is about debate (even if just mudslinging and fanboying) not that attack thing you did. This serves a useful public service. I am not baiting for battle - just redirecting certain debate topics to a centralized location where it can be spectated or avoided. Not trying to get anyone banned.

gtron · 09-09-2016, 09:56 AM

AKA come here and fight so the mods/admin can easily track and ban you. haha

kprocivic · 09-09-2016, 10:09 AM

Blah blah blah blah hi.

EALm4 · 09-09-2016, 10:12 AM

oh lord

EALm4 · 09-09-2016, 10:13 AM

///M Power-Belgium vs bimmette

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 10:14 AM

No thanks.

VRG_135 · 09-09-2016, 10:42 AM

My 10am appt just called, said she made a wrong turn.........

jgoens · 09-09-2016, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No no no... this is about debate (even if just mudslinging and fanboying) not that attack thing you did. This serves a useful public service. I am not baiting for battle - just redirecting certain debate topics to a centralized location where it can be spectated or avoided. Not trying to get anyone banned.

Ahhh...I see you edited your post as the first one had two users pitted against each other...which was baiting. I never did any attack thing, other than attacking the entrance to a skunk lair. But I see, calling you on your intentions did get results. Touche!

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgoens

Ahhh...I see you edited your post as the first one had two users pitted against each other...which was baiting. I never did any attack thing, other than attacking the entrance to a skunk lair. But I see, calling you on your intentions did get results. Touche!

I didn't change anything, except to correct one of the usernames.

See post two above. QED!

Banana Hammock · 09-09-2016, 11:51 AM

What's a Fake M?

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duck fat

What's a Fake M?

That's the beauty - YOU get to decide than fight it out. Possible positions to take:
- Any non-naturally aspirated car
- Any convertible
- Any car weighing over X number of pounds
- Any car without a bespoke engine

Don't let that limit your thinking... you can find a reason to hate too! C'mon - get in the game there Ducky. YOU CAN DO IT!

Banana Hammock · 09-09-2016, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That's the beauty - YOU get to decide than fight it out. Possible positions to take:
- Any non-naturally aspirated car
- Any convertible
- Any car weighing over X number of pounds
- Any car without a bespoke engine

Don't let that limit your thinking... you can find a reason to hate too! C'mon - get in the game there Ducky. YOU CAN DO IT!

Oh I thought you meant people who fake the funk and put M badges on their car. I saw a M328i a couple weeks ago. That was cool.

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 12:21 PM

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

Banana Hammock · 09-09-2016, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

They make a funnel like contraption that can solve that problem.

Or if we have a "Best at peeing on their own foot" category, you would definitely win.

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duck fat

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

They make a funnel like contraption that can solve that problem.

Um, ew.

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Um, ew.

Synchronized tandem peeing in the mixed pairs division has a higher level of complexity than in the mens doubles (especially for the male). Therefore, they would probably win. The women's doubles is never pretty... at least not in terms of execution.

Mr Tonka · 09-09-2016, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duck fat

They make a funnel like contraption that can solve that problem.

Or if we have a "Best at peeing on their own foot" category, you would definitely win.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Um, ew.

I actually ordered one of these for Lups as secret Santa. But she moved before it could be delivered. lol

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I actually ordered one of these for Lups as secret Santa. But she moved before it could be delivered. lol

Can double as a beer bong - recommend only buying new for this purpose.

smoosh · 09-09-2016, 12:43 PM

this looks like the place where people go to get a free ban

fuck that shit

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